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00:00 *Battle sounds*
00:04 OH MY GOD!
00:06 When you switch weapons it so much sounds like someone's in here with you.
00:09 Nick, what's the game called?
00:11 It's called, uh, Fortnite. It's free!
00:13 *Battle sounds*
00:19 Guys, we all have legendary scars.
00:22 Why not let's put 'em all in a pile.
00:24 And put that one in there, and put that one in there.
00:28 *Battle sounds*
00:31 Woah, stop swearing dude! Come on now.
00:33 *Battle sounds*
00:39 *Battle sounds*
00:42 Good evening everyone, welcome back to a loading screen.
00:45 In 2023 by the way.
00:47 No, it's not a reference question mark.
00:49 So as you all know by now, they've released the OG map again.
00:52 Which is, uh, strange, I'm gonna be honest.
00:54 For one month as well.
00:55 Also, I just like to point this out, I thought this was really funny.
00:57 They went and did this whole PR promotion thing.
00:59 And they sent every single YouTuber streamer this OG box.
01:01 Every single person got- I'm not even joking when I say everyone got one.
01:04 Literally everyone got one.
01:05 I even see they did.
01:06 Epic, thank you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
01:10 Um, I'm sorry for being so late with it.
01:12 That guy's been dead for like three years.
01:14 Guess who the only person who didn't get one was?
01:16 Take a wild guess.
01:18 Yep. Yep, it was me.
01:20 Anyway, let's check out the battle pass.
01:21 Fortnite battle pass.
01:23 Option number one, the Spectre Knight.
01:25 You know what?
01:27 Holy shit.
01:29 That's actually pretty cool.
01:30 I'm usually not impressed, but that's pretty cool.
01:33 Eight out of ten, it is that good.
01:35 Second, we got low splits.
01:37 Better than any anime we've had before, so 7.5 out of 10.
01:40 Next up, Renegade Lynx.
01:42 Um, we do not care.
01:44 And then finally, the C100 skin, Omega Rock.
01:47 What is it? What's the- ooooh.
01:49 Does it have the lights? Can I change the lights on it?
01:51 7.9 out of 10 for this.
01:53 Actually, no, 8.5 out of 10.
01:55 Fortnite battle pass.
01:57 You know what? Respect, Fortnite. Good battle pass.
01:59 Now let's check out the map.
02:00 By the way, I saw this trend of like the OGs saying they're coming back.
02:03 You're gonna get bodied in like three seconds max.
02:05 Some guy born in 2015 will piece you up.
02:07 Bomb pump you in L-Dance on your family trip.
02:09 Oh my god.
02:11 Look at the sky, bro!
02:12 Is the sky always this intense?
02:14 You know, I kind of regret playing those crappy-ass, uh, creative 2.0 remakes of this map.
02:18 Kind of ruined the whole thing.
02:20 Oh my god.
02:21 The map used to be so close.
02:23 Why is- right.
02:25 Hold up. Why is my screen yellow? Is this right?
02:27 Was it always like this? I feel like I'm in a Breaking Bad episode.
02:30 Why is the game so dark, though? Is it just me?
02:32 Oh, it's night time. Okay.
02:35 This looks so weird. They got like their new graphics on the old map.
02:38 What do I get? A burst?
02:40 Oh, I forgot about this.
02:42 What the hell? Oh my god, this gun is crap.
02:45 PUNCH!
02:47 Well, now if you're watching this, which I know you are,
02:49 look at your game, okay? It's decent right now.
02:51 You know why it's decent? It's your only two shotguns, attacks, and pumps.
02:55 Yeah, I'm better than you, buddy.
02:57 You know, I'm gonna enjoy this while I can because next season,
02:59 it is gonna be straight back to Maven's in auto-shotguns and f***ing...
03:03 The- it's- what's that? What's that about?
03:06 Why are you running, bro?
03:09 Okay.
03:11 What's the f***?
03:13 S***, I messed up.
03:15 *Best shit is that a two-man-no-air*
03:17 *Best shit is that a two-man-no-air*
03:19 Alright, retail row is a no-go.
03:23 I've just been smoked there, so...
03:25 Damn, where do I go? I got so many options.
03:27 Literally, you know what's good about this?
03:28 Every single place you land is a good POI.
03:30 No cap.
03:31 Yeah, today is gonna be very sweaty, by the way.
03:33 I'm really sweaty.
03:34 You know what? I got attack and I'm not crying.
03:37 That's how it should be, Fortnite.
03:38 LMG, give me that. I know that's broken.
03:44 Too easy.
03:45 Oh, boo! They used the chapter 2 pumps.
03:48 Boo!
03:50 This feels so weird.
03:51 This genuinely feels so weird playing this game.
03:54 Bro, just please- oh, a scar.
03:57 Nah, LMG bad.
03:58 Please, give me- give me one of those OG players right now.
04:02 Damn, I wish- I wish they used the OG graphics.
04:04 I would've just tied it all together.
04:06 Give me an OG! I wanna fight an OG right now!
04:08 Oh, f***.
04:12 OG Boogiebomb no self!
04:13 Oh, brilliant.
04:16 Oh, brilliant, Naps!
04:19 Don't worry, guys. I'm safe.
04:20 Why is there loot there?
04:21 Why is there a defogger standing there?
04:23 He's just standing there.
04:24 Menacingly!
04:26 Oh my god.
04:27 He left. He quit.
04:28 Thank you, team.
04:29 Why? Why?
04:32 Oh, KingNaps will not be the goofy out your ass, boy.
04:35 Oh my god.
04:37 Yeah, brilliant.
04:40 It's today my birthday. You know where the hoes at?
04:41 You're actually the sh*ttest player ever!
04:43 Yeah, 11 HP.
04:44 Oh, and what? Zero ping, by the way.
04:46 Wait, I just shot through a wall.
04:49 You're literally free, soul free, dog sh*t.
04:51 Don't make me a sandwich.
04:52 Oh my god, look at my loot, bro. I need minis.
04:54 No.
04:57 Please, please. A shield!
04:58 All I'm asking!
04:59 You're not that guy, Felton.
05:01 No, no shield.
05:02 No?
05:03 Am I gonna have to search the whole of retail world to get a shield?
05:05 Oh my god, what are they doing with this game?
05:08 Shield?
05:10 No?
05:11 Everything but a shield?
05:12 Okay, cool.
05:13 Shield, surely.
05:14 I've searched like seven chests.
05:15 John Wick!
05:29 Oh my god.
05:32 I'm fighting a Prime John Wick.
05:34 Prime John Wick.
05:35 What? Relax.
05:41 I'm not scared of you anymore!
05:46 I've literally just- I've literally defeated my greatest fear.
05:49 Oh my god.
05:50 I just beat a John Wick.
05:51 I just beat a John Wick.
05:52 This is actually a life-changing moment.
05:53 That was literally a modern day John Wick.
05:55 Like, I know this is the exact same- exact same map as the old one,
06:00 but it just doesn't- something just feels off.
06:02 Is it the- is it just the graphic?
06:04 There's a player right there, by the way.
06:05 How is he seeing me then?
06:08 How?
06:09 Yeah, what now?
06:11 What are you gonna do?
06:12 Why is everyone so good at this game?
06:18 Like, who the f*** are these kids?
06:31 *Fortnite fans cheering*
06:33 Yeah, just when you thought Fortnite could somehow not manage to ruin the season, they do.
06:38 Someone decided, you know what?
06:39 Let's make shields mythic items.
06:41 Have any of you found more than six shields in a game?
06:43 Is it just me?
06:44 Yeah, you're not that guy, buddy.
06:46 No one knew how to do that.
06:47 Go away.
06:51 What is going on?
06:55 Where the f*** is that?
06:56 *Fortnite fans cheering*
06:58 I can see a lot.
07:02 What? Yeah.
07:04 What is going on?
07:05 Literally have no clue what-
07:06 Oh, I'm in- I'm still in this room.
07:08 Okay.
07:09 By the way, they've already leaked the, uh, chapter five map.
07:13 I don't know my thoughts.
07:14 It looks ass.
07:15 Like, why are we going back to chapter two?
07:17 Can we vote to stay on this map?
07:18 That'll be ideal.
07:19 Stop it.
07:24 Okay.
07:25 Oh, f*** off.
07:27 I'm so done with you s*** away eyes.
07:28 What the f***?
07:32 Oooh, relax bro, relax.
07:35 Yeah, they just don't miss.
07:38 Oh my god.
07:43 Am I dead?
07:44 Don't tell me I'm dead.
07:45 I need meds!
07:49 But they're banned in this game!
07:51 Oh my f***.
07:53 *Fortnite fans cheering*
07:55 You know, I think games is about to speedrun, like,
07:59 the world record for losing the most amount of players
08:01 when they drop this new map, by the way.
08:03 Like, people will say, "Oh wow, this map's really good!"
08:05 for like the first month, like they do for every single map.
08:07 And then slowly they'll start to realise it's ass.
08:09 I'm not even bad at this game and I can't get a win.
08:11 Like, I'm actually- I'm half decent.
08:13 Why can't I win?
08:14 Hang on, I'm not-
08:17 What am I meant to do here?
08:18 Like, what am I meant to do?
08:19 Do I just not-
08:20 "Get your ass back here!"
08:21 No, I SAID I'M KID!
08:22 *Fortnite fans cheering*
08:24 *Pewds laughs*
08:25 Yeah, your aim sucks, buddy.
08:26 Retard from the game.
08:27 It's also that time of the year again,
08:28 when everyone expects CD to upload
08:30 and then there's someone in the comments on a social media post
08:32 saying "Noah's Noah better"
08:33 and they reply saying,
08:34 "Noah hate Noah's Noah"
08:35 and then everyone agrees and jumps in and starts f***ing roasting me
08:37 for absolutely zero reason.
08:38 I'm just there like, "What the f*** did I do wrong?"
08:40 One thing I am really appreciating right now
08:42 is the fact that we got two shotguns.
08:44 Tack and pump.
08:45 That's all we need.
08:46 Anything else is stupid and pointless.
08:48 Look at this, look at this as well.
08:49 Look.
08:50 The llamas don't run away.
08:51 Isn't that amazing?
08:52 Whose idea was that, by the way?
08:54 I wanna have a serious conversation with you.
08:56 Okay, yeah.
09:04 More AIs.
09:05 But I'm literally,
09:06 I'm not complaining at this point.
09:07 I need a win.
09:08 What the?
09:12 OH, GET F***ED!
09:14 I'm the best.
09:19 I'm the best.
09:20 This is like my first ever winning format I'm about to get.
09:22 I'm actually scared.
09:23 It's 1v1.
09:26 1v1.
09:27 I don't lose 1v1s.
09:28 Let's go!
09:29 You are taking the piss!
09:40 Come on!
09:41 Yankee with no brim!
09:42 Come on!
09:43 Yankee with no brim!
09:44 Come on!
09:45 Yankee with no brim!
09:46 Come on!
09:47 Yankee with no brim!
09:48 Come on!
09:49 Yankee with no brim!
09:50 Come on!
09:51 Yankee with no brim!