Bitoy’s Funniest Videos: Nuno sa punso, biglang nagsalita at nakiusap?! (Full EP) | Stream Together

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Kabahan ka na kung ang nuno sa punsong pinahuhukay sa jowa mo ay biglang nagsalita at nakiusap na huwag gibain ang bahay niya.

‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
Transcript
00:00 Yarika!
00:02 (laughing)
00:04 (music)
00:06 (music)
00:08 (music)
00:10 (screaming)
00:13 (screaming)
00:15 (screaming)
00:25 (screaming)
00:28 (screaming)
00:33 (screaming)
00:39 (screaming)
00:41 (screaming)
00:45 (screaming)
00:50 (laughing)
00:54 (screaming)
00:59 (screaming)
01:02 (music)
01:06 (cheering)
01:08 (music)
01:10 (music)
01:13 (cheering)
01:16 Yeah!
01:20 (laughing)
01:22 Yeah!
01:24 Good evening everyone!
01:26 You are here at BFB
01:28 and BFB is here at Green Hills Shopping Center.
01:31 Hello to everyone who is shopping.
01:33 We are also shopping here
01:36 and it's a good time.
01:38 So let's do it together.
01:39 And no matter how many people are shopping here,
01:41 our cameras are also the same.
01:43 So make sure to be Yari.
01:45 (music)
01:47 (laughing)
01:52 (laughing)
01:59 (music)
02:05 (music)
02:07 (music)
02:10 (laughing)
02:16 (motorcycle engine)
02:33 (speaking Filipino)
02:36 (speaking Filipino)
02:38 Hi, good afternoon.
02:40 (speaking Filipino)
02:43 (speaking Filipino)
02:45 (speaking Filipino)
02:49 (speaking Filipino)
02:57 (speaking Filipino)
02:59 (speaking Filipino)
03:04 (dog barking)
03:06 (speaking Filipino)
03:08 (speaking Filipino)
03:15 (speaking Filipino)
03:21 (speaking Filipino)
03:24 (speaking Filipino)
03:26 (speaking Filipino)
03:30 (speaking Filipino)
03:40 (dog whining)
03:51 (keys jingling)
03:53 (speaking Filipino)
03:57 (laughing)
04:01 (speaking Filipino)
04:03 (dog whining)
04:06 (speaking Filipino)
04:10 (speaking Filipino)
04:18 (speaking Filipino)
04:20 (speaking Filipino)
04:24 (speaking Filipino)
04:27 (speaking Filipino)
04:30 (speaking Filipino)
04:33 (speaking Filipino)
04:35 (speaking Filipino)
04:46 (speaking Filipino)
04:48 (speaking Filipino)
04:52 (speaking Filipino)
04:55 (dog whining)
05:01 (speaking Filipino)
05:06 (speaking Filipino)
05:14 (speaking Filipino)
05:16 (speaking Filipino)
05:20 (speaking Filipino)
05:23 (train rumbling)
05:43 (speaking Filipino)
05:45 (speaking Filipino)
05:48 (speaking Filipino)
05:54 (speaking Filipino)
05:57 (speaking Filipino)
06:01 (speaking Filipino)
06:05 (speaking Filipino)
06:08 (speaking Filipino)
06:12 (speaking Filipino)
06:14 (speaking Filipino)
06:17 (speaking Filipino)
06:20 (speaking Filipino)
06:23 (speaking Filipino)
06:26 (laughing)
06:29 (speaking Filipino)
06:32 (speaking Filipino)
06:36 (laughing)
06:40 (speaking Filipino)
06:42 (speaking Filipino)
06:45 (speaking Filipino)
06:48 (speaking Filipino)
06:51 (speaking Filipino)
06:54 (speaking Filipino)
06:57 (speaking Filipino)
07:00 (dog whining)
07:03 (speaking Filipino)
07:06 (speaking Filipino)
07:09 (speaking in foreign language)
07:13 (speaking in foreign language)
07:17 (speaking in foreign language)
07:21 (speaking in foreign language)
07:25 (speaking in foreign language)
07:29 (speaking in foreign language)
07:33 (speaking in foreign language)
07:37 (audience laughing)
07:43 (speaking in foreign language)
07:50 (speaking in foreign language)
08:00 (speaking in foreign language)
08:04 (speaking in foreign language)
08:10 (speaking in foreign language)
08:26 (speaking in foreign language)
08:30 (speaking in foreign language)
08:49 (audience applauding)
08:55 (speaking in foreign language)
08:59 (speaking in foreign language)
09:02 Instant coffee, instant noodles,
09:05 (speaking in foreign language)
09:09 Instant challenge.
09:22 (speaking in foreign language)
09:26 (speaking in foreign language)
09:30 (speaking in foreign language)
09:35 (speaking in foreign language)
09:39 - JR.
09:51 - Ah?
09:51 - JR. - JR.
09:52 - JR. - RJ.
09:54 - RJ.
09:54 (speaking in foreign language)
10:03 - Rule number one.
10:05 (speaking in foreign language)
10:08 Rule number two.
10:14 (speaking in foreign language)
10:18 (speaking in foreign language)
10:28 (speaking in foreign language)
10:32 (speaking in foreign language)
10:36 (speaking in foreign language)
10:40 (speaking in foreign language)
10:54 (speaking in foreign language)
11:01 (audience laughing)
11:04 (speaking in foreign language)
11:10 (speaking in foreign language)
11:14 (speaking in foreign language)
11:18 (speaking in foreign language)
11:23 (speaking in foreign language)
11:27 (audience laughing)
11:42 (speaking in foreign language)
11:47 (speaking in foreign language)
11:51 - Sir.
11:55 Sir.
12:00 Sir.
12:03 (speaking in foreign language)
12:09 (speaking in foreign language)
12:14 (speaking in foreign language)
12:18 (siren blaring)
12:42 (speaking in foreign language)
12:46 - Thank you.
12:50 (audience applauding)
12:59 (audience applauding)
13:11 (speaking in foreign language)
13:15 (dramatic music)
13:22 (speaking in foreign language)
13:27 (speaking in foreign language)
13:31 (speaking in foreign language)
13:35 (baby crying)
13:49 (dramatic music)
13:52 (speaking in foreign language)
13:56 (speaking in foreign language)
14:00 (dramatic music)
14:03 (speaking in foreign language)
14:06 (dramatic music)
14:09 (speaking in foreign language)
14:15 (speaking in foreign language)
14:19 (speaking in foreign language)
14:24 (speaking in foreign language)
14:28 (speaking in foreign language)
14:32 (audience laughing)
14:55 (speaking in foreign language)
14:59 - My goodness.
15:05 (speaking in foreign language)
15:09 (speaking in foreign language)
15:17 (audience applauding)
15:24 (speaking in foreign language)
15:28 (speaking in foreign language)
15:36 (dramatic music)
15:42 (speaking in foreign language)
15:49 (audience applauding)
15:53 (speaking in foreign language)
15:57 - The materials which you are about to see
15:58 have granted GMA the exclusive rights
16:00 to air and use the videos
16:02 for the program Bitoy's Funniest Videos.
16:04 GMA owns the broadcast rights to these videos worldwide
16:07 and in perpetuity.
16:09 (speaking in foreign language)
16:13 (speaking in foreign language)
16:19 (gagging)
16:21 (groaning)
16:30 (speaking in foreign language)
16:47 (speaking in foreign language)
16:51 (audience applauding)
16:54 (speaking in foreign language)
16:58 (upbeat music)
17:15 (speaking in foreign language)
17:19 (upbeat music)
17:26 (speaking in foreign language)
17:44 (speaking in foreign language)
17:48 (upbeat music)
18:02 (speaking in foreign language)
18:09 (speaking in foreign language)
18:12 (speaking in foreign language)
18:17 (speaking in foreign language)
18:21 (speaking in foreign language)
18:25 (speaking in foreign language)
18:30 (speaking in foreign language)
18:35 (speaking in foreign language)
18:39 (speaking in foreign language)
18:43 (speaking in foreign language)
19:08 (speaking in foreign language)
19:12 (audience laughing)
19:15 (explosion)
19:27 (speaking in foreign language)
19:30 (speaking in foreign language)
19:34 (explosion)
19:50 (speaking in foreign language)
19:54 (speaking in foreign language)
19:58 (speaking in foreign language)
20:05 (upbeat music)
20:14 (audience laughing)
20:17 (speaking in foreign language)
20:32 (speaking in foreign language)
20:37 (speaking in foreign language)
20:41 (audience laughing)
20:44 (speaking in foreign language)
20:53 (speaking in foreign language)
20:57 (speaking in foreign language)
21:01 (speaking in foreign language)
21:05 (speaking in foreign language)
21:09 (speaking in foreign language)
21:13 (speaking in foreign language)
21:17 (speaking in foreign language)
21:46 (speaking in foreign language)
22:13 (speaking in foreign language)
22:17 That was interesting.
22:36 (upbeat music)
22:40 (speaking in foreign language)
22:44 I know!
22:45 (upbeat music)

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