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00:02 - Well, we'll talk about this tonight.
00:05 How much have you actually watched
00:07 this football game tonight?
00:08 Listen, man, the ratings are still gonna be good.
00:11 I can't wait to see the ratings, actually.
00:13 I wanna see the ratings,
00:14 although it's a little bit trickier now
00:16 because this game's on Amazon,
00:17 but they'll still announce how many people watch this game.
00:21 And it's still gonna be a crazy amount.
00:23 But unless you have money on this,
00:25 I gotta be honest, I have money on it,
00:27 and I don't even care.
00:28 Like, I watch it, like, the longest I've gone
00:32 is maybe about 10 minutes.
00:36 Yeah, like, maybe, that's actually, that's a lie.
00:40 It's probably like five to seven type of thing.
00:46 It probably just felt like 10.
00:48 I'm actually like, I'm thinking,
00:49 no, no, like, you know, be totally,
00:51 like, think about how long have you watched this.
00:54 I, five minutes is fair.
00:56 More than five minutes overall,
00:58 but like in five minute installments
01:00 where I can't take it anymore.
01:02 Like, I've had better times, like,
01:03 reading a Playboy in a dentist's office than this.
01:08 Like, this is hard.
01:09 Like, this is rough stuff.
01:11 Like, there's nothing enjoyable about this football game.
01:14 Let's just call it out for what it is.
01:15 It's terrible, all right?
01:18 It's just, it's brutal.
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01:22 (bells chiming)