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00:00 [music]
00:09 The Army's not the Army anymore. It's better than it's ever been before. The bugler blows, I can't get enough. At quarter after seven. But if you're tired, stay right there and sleep until eleven.
00:24 Ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum. Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore. The Army's not the Army anymore. It's better than it's ever been before.
00:42 You used to walk a mile for beans, but now they bring 'em to ya. And all the generals say hello as though they really knew ya.
00:50 [whistling]
00:53 Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
00:57 [music]
01:04 They've got a lot of hostesses, the gals are really cuties. And entertaining these co-eds is part of your regular duties.
01:11 Ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum. Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
01:19 [music]
01:38 Come on, General. I'm gonna be a flyer. You know, one of those guys that just, uh...
01:45 [tongue trilling]
01:50 I came from a family of aviators. My son, your boy, knew my cousin, the fucking old hippie.
01:56 Side hair, side hair.
01:58 Yes, sir.
01:59 [laughing]
02:02 Now, you know, you're gonna fly?
02:05 [laughing] Well, first you better pass your physical examination.
02:10 Oh, sure. That's a sledge.
02:13 Okay, buddy. Through that door.
02:16 [music]
02:22 Left, left, left, right, left, left.
02:26 Company, halt!
02:28 [music]
02:31 Everybody home?
02:33 What's his name?
02:35 I don't know. Take his pulse.
02:37 [music]
02:48 Hmm, nothing here.
02:51 [music]
02:53 Open your mouth.
02:55 [music]
02:57 Now say, "Ah."
03:00 [music]
03:05 What kind of one?
03:06 [music]
03:08 Glad to be.
03:10 What color is this red car?
03:12 Ah, ah, red.
03:17 And this green one?
03:20 Ah, ah, blue.
03:25 Blue? That's close enough.
03:27 Can you hear this?
03:29 [music]
03:44 Head size?
03:45 Nine three quarters.
03:49 Chest?
03:50 Fourteen and a half.
03:53 Sleeve length?
03:54 Nine three quarters.
04:19 Okay, soldier.
04:28 I'd like to feel more, Daniel.
04:30 I'd like to march, march, march, march, march.
04:34 I want to fly.
04:36 Hey, you! Get in step.
04:41 Left, left, left, right, left.
04:45 Company, halt!
04:46 One, two.
04:48 Left, left, left, right, left, left, left.
04:55 Halt!
05:00 Ah, ah, ah, sergeant.
05:02 About face!
05:04 [music]
05:13 Hmm.
05:21 Company, dismiss.
05:24 Hmm.
05:26 I'm going to give you a special training.
05:31 Why, what's that?
05:33 Left shoulder, halt!
05:38 Present arms!
05:42 Halt!
05:54 Forward, arms!
05:59 Halt!
06:02 You're hopeless.
06:07 You ain't no soldier.
06:21 Throw it all against the house. I quit.
06:26 What was that?
06:28 I didn't say nothing.
06:32 You've got to learn discipline, see?
06:38 Attention!
06:41 And don't move a muscle, see?
06:46 Yes, sir.
06:52 Attention!
07:04 I said don't move!
07:08 Halt!
07:28 [music]
07:54 [music]
08:22 The Army's not the Army anymore.
08:26 It's better than it's ever been before.
08:30 The sergeant isn't tough anymore,
08:32 He's careful not to bore you.
08:34 Just tell him when you're giving spuds
08:36 And he will feel them for you.
08:42 For the Army's not the Army anymore.
08:46 No, the Army's not the Army anymore.