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00:00 ( bell dings )
00:01 ( growling )
00:03 ( music playing )
00:06 ( growling )
00:09 ♪ I'd love to life on a piratey ship ♪
00:12 ♪ Sailin' to 70 states ♪
00:14 ♪ But since we're surrounded by ink and the woods ♪
00:16 ♪ We sail on the land ♪
00:17 ♪ Through the trees ♪
00:18 ♪ Yo-ho, everyone knows ♪
00:20 ♪ A pirate's life is free ♪
00:22 ♪ Yo-ho, wherever we go ♪
00:24 ♪ Pirates is what we'll be ♪
00:26 ♪ Swash all your buckles, the captain speaks ♪
00:28 ♪ It's time to warp and back ♪
00:30 ♪ Runnin' to Chile, the robbin' is missin' ♪
00:32 ♪ Will it be lunchtime next? ♪
00:34 ♪ Yo-ho, everyone knows ♪
00:36 ♪ A pirate's life is free ♪
00:38 ♪ Yo-ho, wherever we go ♪
00:40 ♪ Pirates is what we'll be ♪
00:42 ♪ We sail for adventure, seek every treasure ♪
00:44 ♪ Takin' it up for me ♪
00:46 ♪ Yo-ho, everyone knows ♪
00:48 ♪ A pirate's life is free ♪
00:50 ♪ Oh, yo, how does it go? ♪
00:53 ♪ Pirates is what we'll be ♪
00:55 ( music playing )
00:57 ( clanging )
00:59 What is going on here?
01:05 It's us, Robert.
01:07 We're pirates, you see.
01:09 And I'm the captain.
01:11 We're digging for treasure.
01:13 Not in my garden!
01:15 Go play somewhere else!
01:18 You get the sail. Aye-aye.
01:20 Swab the mizzenmast. Aye-aye.
01:22 Foot the yard. Aye-aye.
01:24 ( muttering )
01:27 ( muttering )
01:29 ( screaming )
01:31 I am not going to get mad.
01:36 I am going to teach them a lesson!
01:40 ( thud )
01:41 So Captain Piglet and his pitiful pirates
01:46 want to find buried treasure, do they?
01:49 I'll give 'em a treasure.
01:51 A worthless one.
01:53 ( laughing )
01:55 And a map to help 'em find it.
01:58 Oh, get a beer.
02:00 Quick, a hole in the sail.
02:02 ( cheering )
02:04 Help! We're sinking!
02:08 Abandon ship! Tiggers and tiggers first!
02:10 But, um, what about Piglets?
02:13 Uh, Piglets? Why, uh, uh, it, uh--
02:16 It's their duty as captains
02:18 to go down with their ships.
02:20 Oh, dear. Are you sure?
02:22 Absolutely, probably.
02:24 Then my last command as captain is, uh,
02:27 "Tigger, you're captain."
02:29 And as captain of this ship,
02:31 I hereby proclaim you captain.
02:34 No, you are.
02:36 You are.
02:37 No, you.
02:38 No, you.
02:39 No, you.
02:40 Oh, look, Captain Piglet.
02:42 A message in a bottle.
02:44 Did I hear someone yell?
02:46 Yeah, Bunny Boy.
02:48 Look what we found.
02:50 A genuine treasure map.
02:53 Why, so you have.
02:56 Oh, this belonged to my great-great-great uncle,
02:59 Long John Cottontail,
03:01 the most famous rabbit pirate ever.
03:04 And the only rabbit pirate ever.
03:07 Finding treasure is what Captain Piglet
03:09 and his pirates do best.
03:11 Come on.
03:12 Six, seven, eight, nine, ten paces from the rock.
03:18 The treasure! We found it!
03:20 And it's exactly what I always dreamed of.
03:23 My very own X.
03:25 The treasure's under the X, Tigger.
03:29 You have to dig it up!
03:31 Oh, so we do.
03:34 We found it!
03:40 About time.
03:43 Well, what are we waiting for?
03:45 Let's bash that dinghy open.
03:48 Wait, if we open it here,
03:50 someone might come and steal it.
03:53 You're right, Captain Piglet.
03:55 We better stash it somewhere safe.
03:57 Oh, I can hardly wait.
04:03 What do you suppose is inside?
04:06 Probably a whole bunch of fun stuff.
04:09 Pirates were famous fun lovers, you know.
04:11 But then again, it could be...
04:14 Honey.
04:15 Honey?
04:16 Well, if I were filling a chest with treasure,
04:20 it would be honey.
04:22 On your marks, get set, let go!
04:34 Where'd it go?
04:36 In the basement.
04:38 But I don't have a basement.
04:40 You do now.
04:41 ( laughing )
04:44 Oh, I never dreamed the trick would turn out so well.
04:49 When they find that chest is full of rocks,
04:53 they'll think twice about tearing up gardens.
04:57 Ah, Rabbit, you are a genius.
05:02 Genius.
05:04 Genius.
05:06 Genius.
05:08 Yes, an absolute and complete genius.
05:12 That's what I am.
05:15 Genius.
05:17 Hmm.
05:19 It wasn't a very nice thing to do, Rabbit.
05:24 You built up all the hopes.
05:28 You got us all excited.
05:32 And what did we get?
05:34 A bunch of rocks.
05:36 I'm sorry.
05:38 It was a joke.
05:40 It was just a joke.
05:42 A joke!
05:46 It was-- it was just a joke.
05:49 Just a-- just a--
05:51 Oh, my.
05:53 It was just a bad dream.
05:55 Oh, no.
05:56 When they find out what's in that chest,
05:59 they'll hate me forever.
06:02 I've got to get it back before they open it.
06:06 [snoring]
06:08 Now for the finishing touch.
06:16 [sneezes]
06:19 Hello in there.
06:22 It is I.
06:24 [sneezes]
06:25 The ghost of Long John Cartontail.
06:30 I've come for my treasure.
06:33 [howling]
06:36 Oh, dear.
06:38 It is the ghost of Long John Cartontail.
06:41 What do we do now?
06:43 You better go talk to him, Captain Piglet.
06:47 M-m-me?
06:49 Perhaps we should just give him his treasure.
06:52 After all, it is his.
06:54 Nah, just tell that ghost its finders, keepers.
06:59 Lower the drop bridge.
07:01 [squeaking]
07:03 Har, I've come for what's mine, and--
07:07 [thud]
07:08 My goodness.
07:10 He seems to have disappeared.
07:13 Yeah.
07:15 Ghosts do that, you know.
07:17 [squeaking]
07:18 Come on, we got to open that treasure
07:20 before Long John Boogalibones comes back.
07:22 Why didn't I think of it before?
07:25 We'll blast it open.
07:27 Don't forget, we have to share it with Rabbit.
07:30 Share? With me?
07:33 If Rabbit hadn't shown us where to dig,
07:35 we never would have found the treasure.
07:37 Part of it is his.
07:39 Oh, when they see those rocks,
07:43 they'll never speak to me again.
07:45 Oh, my.
07:47 There's no way I can stay here,
07:50 not with them not liking me.
07:53 The only thing left for me to do
07:57 is move away.
07:59 [door opens]
08:00 Rabbit!
08:07 Oh, my, they're coming.
08:09 Oh, no.
08:10 [squeaking]
08:11 Rabbit.
08:13 We're going to open the treasure, Rabbit.
08:15 No, no, I don't want any part of it.
08:18 He doesn't want any part of it.
08:21 What an unselfish guy.
08:24 No, no, please, no.
08:28 Ah, don't worry.
08:31 One push of this dingy
08:33 and the whole thing goes.
08:35 A bingy.
08:36 [coughs]
08:37 Ten, nine, eight, blast off.
08:40 [explosion]
08:42 No, don't look.
08:47 It's not the right chest.
08:49 That Uncle Long John Lee is such a kidder.
08:52 He probably put the treasure in some other chest.
08:55 Yes, he, uh, he forgot to put a treasure in it.
08:59 Buried in an empty chest.
09:01 Rabbit, do you see that?
09:04 All right, I confess.
09:06 It was me.
09:08 I put the rocks in there.
09:10 I wanted to teach you a lesson
09:12 for tearing up my garden.
09:14 There never was a treasure.
09:16 I'm sorry.
09:18 I'm sorry.
09:19 Oh, my goodness.
09:21 [gasps]
09:22 Wonderful.
09:23 Stupendous.
09:25 Fantastical.
09:27 This is exactly what I've been looking for
09:29 to stop my chair from wobbling.
09:32 [laughs]
09:33 What a great nutcracker.
09:35 Just what I need to prop up my winch bolts.
09:39 Ah, I didn't think I made them in their size anymore.
09:43 Oh, it's every treasure we ever dreamed of
09:45 right here in this chest.
09:47 But they're only--
09:49 This is your chair, bunny boy.
09:51 But, uh, but--
09:53 Now, that's all right.
09:55 Although it is a very rare and valuable doorstop, um--
09:59 Yeah, probably belong to your great-great-great uncle Long John.
10:03 Why, uh, I-I-I hardly know what to say.
10:08 I--
10:09 But we do.
10:10 Thank you, Rabbit, for helping us find this treasure.
10:14 And-- And thank you all
10:17 for this rare and valuable doorstop.
10:22 Ahar!
10:24 You found me buried rocks, didn't ya?
10:27 Ghost!
10:30 (upbeat music)
10:32 (children screaming)