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00:04 [music]
00:10 ♪ Who's got the sweetest disposition? ♪
00:13 ♪ One guess, guess who? ♪
00:16 ♪ Who never, never starts an argument? ♪
00:19 ♪ Who never shows a bit of temperament? ♪
00:22 ♪ Who's never wrong, but always right? ♪
00:25 ♪ Who'd never dream of starting a fight? ♪
00:28 ♪ Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? ♪
00:31 ♪ No one but Donald Duck! ♪
00:34 [music]
00:46 Welcome to the Grand Canyon,
00:48 nature's masterpiece and wonder of the world.
00:51 Ahem, spread out little folks, this is Cinema School.
00:55 [swoosh]
00:56 Ah, that's better.
00:57 Now, Mother Nature started carving this canyon millions of years ago.
01:02 It's over 200 miles long and 4 to 18 miles wide.
01:06 A-bashin'.
01:07 And mind you, at this point, it's a mile deep.
01:10 A-bashin'.
01:12 [swoosh]
01:14 Ah, ah, ah, ah, no throwing of rocks into the canyon.
01:17 If we all threw rocks into the canyon,
01:19 pretty soon we wouldn't have a canyon, would we?
01:22 Now, as I was saying, when you look at the canyon from this point...
01:26 Well, well, a sad panda.
01:29 [swoosh]
01:31 Oh, boy.
01:32 [swoosh]
01:33 [swoosh]
01:34 [music]
01:35 Please, don't bother the Americans.
01:38 [mumbling]
01:41 [music]
01:43 [swoosh]
01:44 [music]
01:45 That was never interesting.
01:48 [music]
01:59 You again.
02:01 Tourists.
02:02 Trouble, trouble, trouble.
02:04 [music]
02:09 [sneezing]
02:15 [mumbling]
02:25 No yelling, please.
02:27 [whistle]
02:28 Now, as we hit the trail to the floor of the canyon,
02:30 there is nothing to fear.
02:32 Keep your arms in, no staring in the saddle,
02:34 face the front, no talking to the barrels.
02:36 Trail home.
02:38 [music]
02:41 Beautiful shot.
02:42 [music]
02:53 A magnificent view.
02:55 [music]
03:00 This is halfway point.
03:01 Now, if you look up there, you'll find the limestone is different from the canyon.
03:04 Mr. Merchant.
03:05 Hmm?
03:06 Will you take my picture?
03:08 Why, certainly.
03:09 Hold it.
03:10 [music]
03:12 Trail home.
03:14 Okay, boy.
03:15 Let's go.
03:16 [music]
03:27 Oh, boy.
03:28 What a shot.
03:29 [music]
03:38 Wow.
03:39 He's so, so soggy.
03:41 [music]
03:45 On this hand, you have the Tonto Plateau.
03:48 And on the other hand, you have--
03:49 Oh, my goodness.
03:53 It's you again.
03:54 And just where is your burrow?
03:57 He's up there.
03:58 Well, you must have a burrow.
04:00 Against the rules, you know.
04:02 Just a minute, folks.
04:03 I'll be right back.
04:04 [music]
04:06 Oh, he's soggy.
04:08 Now, now, let me handle this.
04:10 [music]
04:15 All right.
04:16 Come on, now.
04:17 Straighten up there.
04:18 Most done becoming a burrow.
04:19 Forgetting to look a little shaggy like an old lion.
04:23 A lion?
04:24 It's impossible.
04:26 The last lion seen in the canyon was during the Civil War.
04:29 So that couldn't be you.
04:31 Or could it?
04:32 [music]
04:43 It's a lion.
04:44 Fire.
04:45 [music]
04:56 Speed limit on the trail.
04:57 Rigidly enforced.
04:59 [music]
05:02 I'll be delayed a little longer, folks.
05:04 [music]
05:11 Put those rocks back.
05:13 [music]
05:23 I did it.
05:24 [music]
05:33 I should have stayed in the postal service.
05:36 [music]
05:44 Don't wait any longer, folks.
05:46 Run for your lives.
05:47 [music]
06:07 Well, I hope you're satisfied.
06:11 You too have, in a matter of minutes, messed up what it took Mother Nature millions of years to create.
06:18 The National Park Rulebook states, and I quote,
06:21 "When a natural object is mildly faced, it must be restored to its original state."
06:26 So, start digging!
06:29 [music]
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