Donald Duck - No Hunting
Transcript
00:00 [The End]
00:04 [Donald Duck Theme]
00:10 ♪ Who's got the sweetest disposition? ♪
00:12 ♪ One guess, guess who? ♪
00:15 ♪ Who never, never starts an argument? ♪
00:19 ♪ Who never shows a bit of temperament? ♪
00:22 ♪ Who's never wrong, but always right? ♪
00:25 ♪ Who'd never dream of starting a fight? ♪
00:28 ♪ Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? ♪
00:31 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
00:33 [DONALD DUCK NOISES]
00:34 Well, well, quite a spread, eh, Donald?
00:38 [DONALD DUCK NOISES]
00:40 But your old grandpappy up there on the wall didn't have it so soft.
00:46 Oh, that old boy really had to work for his vittles.
00:51 His very existence depended on tracking down the great buffalo.
00:56 [GUNSHOT]
00:58 [GASPS]
01:00 [GIGGLES]
01:01 [GASPS]
01:02 [DONALD DUCK THEME]
01:06 Aha! Meat on the table!
01:21 [GIGGLES]
01:24 Boy, that sure was funny!
01:26 Yes, but that life's not for us, eh, Donald?
01:29 No, son, not for me, uh-uh.
01:32 Hmm, hunting season opens tomorrow.
01:35 Hunting season?
01:37 Yahoo!
01:38 Come on, sonny, let's get going. Time's a-wasting!
01:44 Grab your shooting iron, son. We're going hunting!
01:47 The spirit of our forefathers in us awakens an irresistible urge to hunt wild game.
01:58 [GROWLS]
01:59 All along the way are signs that we are approaching the happy hunting grounds.
02:10 Local residents make last-minute preparations to welcome the sportsmen.
02:25 [CHANTING]
02:28 When the roads into the forest become impassable, the hunter must continue on foot.
02:34 These sportsmen are fully equipped, some with the latest scientific hunting equipment, some with experienced guides.
02:42 Deep into the untamed forest, through the uncharted wilderness, the hunter's natural instinct helps him blaze a trail.
02:54 Man is in the forest. Let's dig out.
02:58 With camp set up, the hunter rests, for a big day lies ahead.
03:04 Two down front.
03:08 It is now H-hour, minus four. The hunt will soon begin.
03:14 What are on the minds of the men in the trenches?
03:17 Are they thinking of the loved ones at home?
03:19 Down, sunlight, you fool!
03:22 Minutes seem like hours, but the stage is set. There's no turning back now.
03:27 The time, H-hour, minus three.
03:30 Many months of preparation, and now it's all here.
03:33 Only a few seconds, moments.
03:36 Time is eternal. Nothing to do but wait.
03:39 Wait. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four.
03:45 The suspense. What is mother doing?
03:48 Three, two, one.
03:51 (HORN HONKING)
03:53 Don't shoot till you see the whites of the ride, sonny!
04:17 Quietly, deftly, the hunter stalks the game.
04:20 Rugged terrain, the slightest noise, the snap of a twig could...
04:24 Yahoo! This is a deer, sonny.
04:37 D-E-E...
04:39 Run for the hills! We're under fire!
04:43 (GUNSHOT)
04:44 Sonny, that was close.
04:53 Sprout of mustard on hill 45.
05:02 Remember the alibi!
05:11 Hmm, you're a cute one.
05:14 Piss, what do I do now?
05:25 Sonny?
05:27 Dig out fast!
05:29 You're out of ammo on the east slope, sir.
05:33 Good Jenkins. It'll soon be over.
05:37 It's over, chief. All under control.
05:41 (GUNSHOT)
05:42 The hunt is over.
05:44 Drearily, the men come marching home, proud and undaunted.
05:48 But not without casualties. Not without suffering.
05:52 Hey, wait up! Wait for pappy!
05:55 And not without game.
05:57 Meat on the table!
05:59 (MUSIC)
06:08 [BLANK_AUDIO]