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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 (upbeat music)
00:05, (upbeat music)
00:10 (upbeat music)
00:12 (blender whirring)
00:23 (upbeat music)
00:26 - Are you tired of being a stupid nobody?
00:36 Put that goddamn pizza pop down
00:37 and come on a kick flip.
00:38 (upbeat music)
00:41 Come learn from the master,
00:43 get control of that goofy stance.
00:45 You may just gain control of your life.
00:48 (upbeat music)
00:51 (upbeat music)
01:04 (upbeat music)
01:06 - Hey stranger.
01:30 - Oh, hello.
01:32 - Do you work for the sensei?
01:35 - Work?
01:35 No, not quite.
01:39 - Well, I'm here looking.
01:40 - I know why you're here, idiot.
01:42 Your sensei is over there in the barn.
01:45 - Thanks.
01:47 - A few more assholes like you guys
01:53 and I can finally afford my trip to Fiji.
01:55 (upbeat music)
01:59 (upbeat music)
02:01 - Ah, it seems you have traveled far young one.
02:07 - Not really.
02:08 (upbeat music)
02:10 - Are you here to train
02:12 or are you just here to waste my fucking time?
02:15 - I'm here to train sensei.
02:19 - Step one.
02:28 - I already have a skateboard.
02:29 - Abandon it.
02:31 (angelic singing)
02:51 - Oh Lord, send me an angel.
02:54 - Hey baby, want a truck?
02:57 - Hey baby yourself.
02:58 (upbeat music)
03:05 (upbeat music)
03:08 (upbeat music)
03:10 (upbeat music)
03:40 - You have learned much today.
03:42 - I think I learned a little something too.
03:44 - I certainly have learned much.
03:47 - Anything you can teach me?
03:51 - You seem untethered.
03:54 - You are ready.
04:00 (sighs)
04:02 (upbeat music)
04:23 - Oh, Tony.
04:25 - Hey baby.
04:27 (snoring)
04:29 (knocking)
04:33 - Tony, wake up.
04:36 You're gonna be late for school.
04:38 (sighs)
04:40 (sighs)
04:42 (sighs)
04:45 (sighs)
04:47 (sighs)
04:49 (sighs)
04:51 (sighs)
04:53 (sighs)
04:55 (sighs)
04:57 [BLANK_AUDIO]