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01:05 All right eager young space cadet, front and center.
01:08 [Music]
01:11 I'm all present and accounted for, your hero ship sir.
01:16 Dodgers, all the billions of living creatures on all the trillions of galaxies everywhere are facing a terrible crisis.
01:24 One that can only be solved by...
01:27 The Dodgers in the 24th and a half century.
01:32 The present crisis concerns our supply of the rack and pinion molecule.
01:36 The only substance known that is able to polish yo-yos.
01:40 Yo-yo polishing, this is more serious than I thought.
01:44 Can you do it Dodgers?
01:47 Oh, in doobity, in doobity, in doobity, absolutely sir.
01:50 Because there's no one knows his way around that outer space like...
01:54 The Dodgers in the 24th and a half century.
02:00 [Music]
02:05 We are approaching the rack and pinion meteor sir.
02:09 By George, sir it looks just like an egg.
02:13 Ridiculous, the idea that looks like an egg.
02:16 [Music]
02:19 Hey, what do you know, it cracked.
02:22 It is just like an egg.
02:25 Well, what do you know, it don't look civilized but it is alive.
02:29 Oh, drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex.
02:34 I could pinch them.
02:36 Hey, nice looking toy you got there kiddo.
02:39 What else did your daddy give you for Christmas?
02:41 Please sir, do not interrupt my chain of thought.
02:44 I'm a busy Martian.
02:46 Martian, eh? Interesting.
02:48 And I must complete this important project.
02:51 Okay Mac, I'll drop by later.
02:53 I've got to tow this bitty planet back to Earth.
02:55 Are you from the Earth?
02:57 How interesting.
02:59 I'm just about to solve the Earth's fuel problem.
03:03 You are?
03:04 Solve our fuel problem?
03:06 Oh, how neighborly.
03:07 If it's not a trade secret, how are you going to do it?
03:10 It's quite simple.
03:12 I'm going to blow it up.
03:14 Oh, I hate to see that go.
03:16 Pardon me sir, I should like to have you meet a little friend of mine,
03:20 name of Gossamer.
03:22 Gossamer? Me?
03:24 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where, where, where?
03:26 Just follow the signs to Gossamer's boudoir.
03:30 Gossamer, what a name.
03:31 Must be one of those space princesses you see in sci-fi magazines.
03:35 Gossamer, Gossamer baby,
03:37 it's the Dodgers sweetheart of the 24th and a half century, pudgins.
03:41 Don't be shy.
03:43 Gossamer?
03:47 Aaaaaah!
03:49 I'm being attacked by a Gossamer!
03:50 I'm allergic to pain!
03:51 Save me!
03:52 Is there an anesthetic in the other mallet?
03:54 Is there an anesthesia, an anesthesia?
03:56 Somebody give me chloroform, anybody in the house?
03:59 Hey, space buddy, old cosmic pal,
04:01 take care of this little matter,
04:03 and I'll make you a space cadet third class.
04:05 No one can ask fairer than that.
04:07 Back, you grumbling.
04:12 How can you expect me to be a crawling, cowardly pole troon with you in the way?
04:16 Aaaaaah!
04:19 Ouch!
04:21 Don't worry your cowardly ship, sir.
04:24 I'll take care of everything with my acne monster sha-shaved hair clippers.
04:30 Clippers!
04:34 Oh, come on, don't be a big baby.
04:40 A haircut never hurt anybody.
04:42 Gossamer is quite nervous about barbers.
04:46 I'm right behind you, sir.
04:50 Just have a seat.
04:51 Now please sit still, sir.
04:53 Shall I just use the clippers on the side?
04:57 You'll have to sit more quietly, sir.
05:00 Well, I never...
05:02 Hmm...
05:03 Well, you're never ever going to believe this,
05:06 but he was all hair.
05:08 There was nothing underneath.
05:10 Just hair and sneakers.
05:13 Just hair, eh?
05:14 Well, space cadet, I could have told you that,
05:17 if you'd ever left them.
05:18 Oh, yes, you're a grandiose ship, sir.
05:21 Okay, now how about doing something useful as well as accidental around here for a change?
05:26 And wipe that smile off your face.
05:29 Y-y-yes, sir.
05:31 Now cut that out!
05:36 Y-y-yes, sir.
05:38 Well, get the lead out.
05:41 Y-y-yes, sir.
05:44 [tink, tink, tink]
05:48 [tink, tink, tink]
05:52 And that, young space cadet, is the last straw.
05:56 Now, let's see you get this lead out of your pant.
06:00 Yipe! Yipe!
06:04 Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!
06:09 But, sir, what will all the people on Earth do without racking pinion molecules to polish their yo-yos?
06:18 Let 'em eat cake.
06:20 Yipe!
06:21 Yipe! Yipe!
06:25 Don't worry, folks. After all, it's only a cartoon.
06:37 (upbeat music)