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00:00 [music]
00:13 [phone ringing]
00:15 Hello?
00:17 Hey Donald, I just got hooked up to email and it's great. What's your email address?
00:22 Uh...
00:23 You do have a computer, don't you?
00:25 Yeah.
00:27 Cool.
00:29 That's not a computer.
00:31 Donald, when are you going to get with the 21st century?
00:34 I mean, look at your house.
00:36 You call that a lamp?
00:38 You call that a clock?
00:39 Oh, and then there's your refrigerator.
00:43 I got the job.
00:44 Hmm, Donald, you'd better get a computer or I'll find a new modern boyfriend.
00:49 'Cause you're a dweeb.
00:52 I'm not a dweeb.
00:56 Oh, 3R-7759, you're so much more modern than my dweeb ex-boyfriend.
01:05 Life delivery?
01:07 Boy, you're the last person on earth with one of these fridges.
01:11 What a dweeb.
01:14 Fine, I'll get a computer.
01:17 [music]
01:25 Welcome to Ajax Computers.
01:27 To order a computer, press 1.
01:30 If you can't press 1 because you still own an old rotary phone, you're a dweeb.
01:36 A lot of places computer email on at school.
01:42 [music]
01:53 Congratulations on your purchase of a computer.
01:57 Please input your name for voice recognition.
02:00 Donald.
02:01 Welcome to the 21st century, Duo.
02:04 I'm from Donald.
02:06 Before your computer is ready for use, Duo, some assembly is required.
02:11 Let's unpack your hard drive, floppy drive, A drive, C drive, D drive, L and LB drive,
02:21 and the ever popular ZAP drive.
02:25 Oh.
02:26 Plus your keyboard, circuit board, surfboard, ironing board, CD, DVD, zippity doo dotty, monitor, speaker, scanner, printer, and last but not least, your mouse.
02:36 Hey, you got the wrong mouse.
02:38 I'm not supposed to be in this cartoon.
02:40 Shh.
02:44 You'll need to refer to the handy instruction manuals to assemble your computer.
02:49 I'm going to fix this for you, Donald.
02:51 This doesn't make any sense.
02:54 As you can see, Duo, set up will be easy.
02:58 First, turn to page one.
03:00 Now, plug the printer plug, parallel plug, and primary power plug seen on page four into the primary parallel port as in chapter five.
03:08 Unless, of course, the printer's plug port, index nine, and referred to in glossary three, is plugged into the other primary parallel plug, appendix 6.1.
03:16 These three plugs, primary printer and power seen in diagram eight, should be the same.
03:20 Unless they're not the same, in which case you'll need the mail-away instructions not included with your computer.
03:26 You are now ready to enjoy your new computer, Duo.
03:36 Did you buy a computer yet?
03:39 Well, send me an email.
03:42 You know, maybe you're not such a dweeb after all.
03:52 Now that's more like it!
04:13 This is exasperating.
04:27 Donald, I didn't get your email.
04:29 I'm working on it.
04:31 And while you're at it, send me a cute picture of yourself, too. Bye.
04:38 Oh boy, oh boy, oh. Oh no, not that one.
04:45 Oh, oh there you go.
04:52 Oh, that's some good wild boar.
05:21 Oh, I got it.
05:31 Daisy, what are you doing here?
05:34 Your email. The picture you sent.
05:36 What?
05:37 It's great. Look, I made a website just for you.
05:41 Oh, a million hits already.
05:44 Look at you, what a dweeb.
05:46 But you're my dweeb.
05:53 And you are my dweeb, too, Duo.