Donald Duck & Daisy - Donald's Dilemma
Transcript
00:00 [music]
00:02 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
00:04 [music]
00:06 One guess, guess who?
00:08 Who never, never starts an argument?
00:10 [music]
00:12 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
00:14 Who's never wrong, but always right?
00:16 [music]
00:18 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
00:20 [music]
00:22 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:24 No one but Donald Duck!
00:26 [music]
00:28 [music]
00:30 [music]
00:32 [music]
00:34 [music]
00:36 Now Miss Daisy Duck, please tell me what happened in your own words.
00:40 Well Doctor, I came to tell you about my boyfriend, Donald Duck.
00:44 Now, now madam, no names.
00:46 Alright Doctor, well, one beautiful spring day, Donald, uh, I mean, my boyfriend and I were walking in the park.
00:57 Now in the window on the 99th floor of a tall building was a beautiful flower in a pot.
01:06 It toppled out of the window and fell like a meteor right on my boyfriend's head.
01:14 I tried to revive him.
01:17 Finally, he came to and looked at me.
01:21 I smiled back reassuringly and then it happened.
01:26 It seemed as though he were hearing some strange voice.
01:30 Donald Duck, you are the greatest singer in the world.
01:38 With that he got up, dusted himself off, gave me a low, gracious bow and started to sing.
01:46 [singing]
01:57 It was beautiful. I stood and chatted. Tears filled my eyes.
02:03 [singing]
02:09 As he finished, I applauded. I was so proud of him.
02:15 But when I rushed forward to clasp his hand, he gave me a cold, icy stare as though he didn't know me.
02:23 And before I could say however I wished, he was snatched up by a famous theatrical agent.
02:30 The flower from his head fell at my feet, a symbol of my lost love.
02:37 I took it home. I put it in a vase on the mountain.
02:41 It was all I had to remember him by because I never saw him again after that day.
02:49 Except in advertising, on labels, in society columns and on flashing marquees.
02:58 [singing]
03:14 This golden voice on the radio only made it harder to bear.
03:19 I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat. I didn't want to live.
03:24 I was going crazy, mad, jealous. I tell you, I was insane.
03:32 Suddenly I was snatched out of it by a newsboy's voice.
03:36 Donald Duck sings in person tonight at Radio City.
03:40 I rushed for my rap. This would be his first public appearance, my first chance to see him.
03:48 But by the time I reached Radio City, a long line of humanity had formed.
03:55 And I was too late to get inside.
04:00 So I went to the rear and waited at the stage door.
04:05 At last I should see him.
04:08 But no, clouds formed and blocked my view.
04:12 Thousands clamored to get his autograph.
04:15 In order to get a glimpse of him, I waited through the summer and through the winter.
04:21 I walked out front, where at least I could see his picture.
04:25 Donald, speak to me.
04:29 By the time summer came again, I was determined to see him.
04:36 To get by the doorman, I first tried pleading.
04:40 Disguise, forth.
04:44 All with the same result.
04:48 But as I was coming home that night, I met him face to face.
04:54 Donald, darling, I've missed you terribly.
04:59 I'm so happy for you.
05:02 But he gave me that same cold, icy stare again.
05:06 I fell at his feet and poured out my soul to him.
05:10 Oh, tears. I told him I was hungry and starving for his love.
05:16 So he threw me a dime and continued on his way.
05:21 But as soon as I gained control of myself,
05:24 I decided it was time to come to see you, doctor.
05:28 For a solution to my problem.
05:31 Well, it's obvious the hit on the head caused your boyfriend to go through a complete mental and physical change.
05:38 I can help you, but first you have a big decision to make.
05:42 Do you want the world to have him and his beautiful golden voice?
05:46 Or do you want him back again for yourself?
05:49 It's either the world or you.
05:52 Me, me, me!
05:55 Me!
05:57 Please calm yourself, Miss Duck. Here is my professional advice.
06:01 I suggest you take that same flower, put it in a heavy pot,
06:05 and set it on fire. And if he should...
06:08 Now you understand?
06:11 Thank you, doctor. I'll do it tonight.
06:15 Stars are kind
06:21 They bring to those in love
06:27 The sweet fulfillment of their secret love
06:38 Like a bolt
06:40 From the bow
06:44 Steps an ax
06:47 To the bow
06:50 And back again
06:55 Daisy, my sweetheart, what will you be?
07:06 The End
07:12 (upbeat music)
07:14 [BLANK_AUDIO]