Goofy-Cold War
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06 [SNEEZING]
00:30 The carrier of the common cold is a tiny virus,
00:33 easily identified by his red nose.
00:39 Although the virus wins few friends,
00:41 he influences many people.
00:45 Sometimes the average man seems to deliberately
00:47 try to catch cold.
00:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:51 [PANTING]
00:55 [SNEEZING]
00:58 [THUD]
01:00 [SNEEZING]
01:01 Geef, take that cold out of here.
01:04 But boss, look, I don't have a cold.
01:08 [SNEEZING]
01:10 Now look, Geef, a cold is nothing to be sneezed at.
01:17 Beat it!
01:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:22 Gordon, an outcast from society shunned
01:25 by a cruel cold world.
01:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30 [PANTING]
01:33 [SNEEZING]
01:36 Hello?
01:38 [SNEEZING]
01:40 I feel awful.
01:43 Where is everybody?
01:46 Honey, plague Bridget Mabels, dinner and icebox, deserted!
01:55 Deserted by the ones he loves the most in his hour of need,
01:59 alone with his misery.
02:00 A definite change has come over this man.
02:05 He doesn't even look like himself.
02:11 The top of his head feels like it's blowing up.
02:13 [GUNSHOT]
02:14 [EXPLOSION]
02:16 He feels awful.
02:19 But man has always been a fighter.
02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:24 [GLASS SHATTERING]
02:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:31 [POPPING]
02:32 [GROANING]
02:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:37 [GROANING]
02:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:45 [POPPING]
02:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:52 [GROANING]
02:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:56 [SIGHING]
02:57 [POPPING]
02:58 [GROANING]
03:00 [PANTING]
03:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:04 [GUNSHOT]
03:05 [GUNSHOTS]
03:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:14 [GUNSHOTS]
03:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:20 [GUNSHOTS]
03:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:26 [GUNSHOTS]
03:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:32 [GUNSHOT]
03:33 [SCREAMING]
03:35 [GUNSHOT]
03:38 [GROANING]
03:41 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
03:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:46 [WHISTLING]
03:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:54 [SIGHING]
03:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:58 [CRACKLING]
03:59 [SNEEZING]
04:00 [CRACKLING]
04:01 Hi, honey.
04:03 Hello.
04:05 What are you doing home?
04:06 I don't feel good.
04:08 Am I ever glad to be home?
04:10 My, my, what a day.
04:11 I'm sick.
04:12 Oh, my feet are just simply killing me.
04:15 There.
04:16 That's better.
04:18 I've got a cold.
04:19 [LAUGHING]
04:20 That nosy Mrs. Rip Snoop.
04:22 Did I ever give her the cold shoulder?
04:25 She tried to tell me how I should follow suit.
04:27 I bet you'd have enjoyed the game,
04:29 the second rubber in particular.
04:30 I drew the ace, queen, and a beautiful run of hearts.
04:32 Loveliest hand I've ever felt.
04:34 And you know the prize is some silly mini-thing.
04:37 Heaven knows what I'll do with it.
04:39 Well.
04:41 But anyway, George.
04:44 George, are you listening?
04:46 Huh?
04:47 I bet you haven't heard a single solitary word
04:50 I've been saying.
04:51 [SNEEZING]
04:52 What on earth's the matter with you?
04:54 I've got a cold.
04:55 A what?
04:57 Oh, you poor boy.
05:00 Well, don't stand there like an idiot.
05:02 Close that window.
05:03 Bundle up.
05:04 Get off that cold floor.
05:05 Jump into bed.
05:06 [SNEEZING]
05:08 Mama's little man don't feel so good?
05:11 Uh-uh.
05:12 Well, we'll take care of that.
05:14 We'll break that old cold.
05:19 Mustn't get chilled.
05:27 Say ah.
05:28 [SCREAMING]
05:32 You look feverish.
05:35 Probably just getting a cold.
05:38 Keep covered up.
05:39 Nice, warm mustard plaster, just the thing.
05:41 [SCREAMING]
05:49 It's all in your head.
05:49 Now some nose drops.
05:55 There.
05:56 Feel any relief?
05:57 Kind of woozy?
06:02 This should do it.
06:07 Ah, sleeping like a baby.
06:09 And so two weeks later, Mr. Geef's cold
06:19 had run its natural course.
06:21 And once again, Mr. Geef felt like a human being.
06:24 Mr. Geef was firmly convinced that a cold
06:27 is nothing to be sneezed at.
06:29 [SNEEZING]
06:32 [DOG BARKING]
06:32 [FART]
06:33 [PANTING]
06:37 [PANTING]
06:40 [FART]
06:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:47 (upbeat music)