Pepito Manaloto - Tuloy Ang Kuwento: Tommy, may bagong biktima! (YouLOL)
Aired (November 11, 2023): Ibang PM naman ang bubulabugin ni Tommy dahil mauuto niya ang negosyanteng idol si Pepito at pati ang kanyang girlfriend na si Mara ay iisahan niya.
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00:00 [music]
00:04 [camera shutter]
00:08 Hey, excuse me.
00:11 Who are you?
00:13 Why?
00:14 Who are you?
00:15 I'm Tommy, Pepito's friend.
00:17 You?
00:18 Hey, I'm Pepito's friend too.
00:20 What?
00:21 Philip, my friend.
00:22 Oh, hi, Philip.
00:23 Any friend of Pepito's is a friend of mine.
00:25 How did you become Pepito's friend?
00:28 Well, actually, I'm his financial advisor.
00:31 You mean, you helped him build Raleigh's BMA?
00:36 [laughs]
00:38 Something like that.
00:40 [laughs]
00:41 Can I be your financial advisor?
00:44 Of course.
00:45 You know, I'm an expert in money.
00:47 I'm lucky to have met you.
00:49 No, I'm the lucky one, Philip, my friend.
00:53 [laughs]
00:55 What can you tell me if I want to be Pepito's financial advisor?
01:00 Okay, first of all, Pepito is a very professional guy.
01:05 Really?
01:06 Yeah, I'll give you an example.
01:07 Okay.
01:08 If he asks me for advice on his business,
01:11 before he asks for advice, he pays me for the consultation fee.
01:17 How much is this?
01:18 One thousand per session.
01:20 I mean, one thousand per question.
01:23 Oh, yeah.
01:25 Wow, that's a lot of questions.
01:27 I have a lot of questions.
01:28 [laughs]
01:29 Okay.
01:30 Philip, my friend.
01:32 Oh.
01:33 [laughs]
01:34 I love it.
01:35 Para, my love, I have good news.
01:39 I have good news.
01:40 [laughs]
01:41 Para.
01:48 [music]
01:55 What's happening?
01:57 [laughs]
01:58 Oh, what happened here?
02:07 Don't blame me.
02:08 I had nothing to do with it.
02:09 I just came here.
02:11 Are you mad?
02:15 Yes, isn't it obvious?
02:17 No.
02:18 I'm mad.
02:20 Hi there, Para, my love.
02:26 Hi.
02:27 [kiss]
02:28 You have a lot of laundry, Berta.
02:31 Oh, no, this is not for Berta.
02:33 This is for me.
02:34 All of this?
02:36 Yes, yes.
02:38 What's wrong?
02:39 I'm trying to look pretty.
02:40 Oh, by the way,
02:42 please tell Berta,
02:45 these are hand-washed.
02:47 Okay.
02:48 Thank you, my love.
02:49 Okay, take care.
02:50 [kiss]
02:52 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
02:53 Okay.
02:54 [laughs]
02:55 This is our roomie.
03:05 Just put it there.
03:08 Why are you washing?
03:11 Isn't that Mara?
03:13 No, that's mine.
03:15 Tommy!
03:24 Hi there, Para, my love.
03:27 Why are you washing?
03:28 Because Berta is busy.
03:31 That's why I'm washing.
03:32 Oh, so sweet.
03:35 But next time, give it to Berta.
03:37 Okay.
03:38 It's her job.
03:39 Of course, of course.
03:40 I'll do that.
03:42 You're so sweet.
03:43 Sweet, sweet.
03:44 Oh, here it is.
03:45 Berta.
03:47 Berta,
03:49 maybe next time,
03:50 you can wash it
03:51 because Tommy is sick.
03:54 He's tired.
03:55 It's okay, it's okay.
03:57 It's not okay.
03:59 It's his job.
04:01 He should do it.
04:03 Wait, why me?
04:05 You should do it.
04:08 That's what we're talking about.
04:09 Excuse me.
04:11 Excuse me.
04:12 What are you talking about?
04:15 What are you talking about?
04:17 Let me explain.
04:19 Tommy and I are talking about
04:21 that your rent is free here
04:23 as long as you do all the housework.
04:26 What do you mean free?
04:28 Why is it free?
04:30 I paid the rent.
04:31 I gave it to him.
04:32 10,000.
04:33 I didn't get 10,000 from him.
04:36 That's why.
04:40 That's why.
04:41 You're the one who's washing it.
04:42 But you know, it's very simple.
04:44 Just let me explain.
04:46 Give me my money back.
04:48 Give me my money back.
04:50 Give me my money back.
04:52 Wait, wait, wait.
04:53 Time out.
04:54 Time out.
04:55 I have to take this.
04:57 Hello, Phillip, my friend.
05:01 Here.
05:03 My money.
05:04 Give me my money back.
05:05 Berta, help me.
05:06 Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
05:09 Anytime, anyone, anyhow.
05:11 I just got my dog and that's all we got.
05:13 Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.
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05:17 You know.
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05:25 (upbeat music)