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03:25 Here, Aunt Olivia.
03:27 Ladies first.
03:29 How very polite of you.
03:31 Exactly what is in this concoction, dear?
03:34 It's my own secret recipe.
03:36 But it's real healthy.
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03:42 Manners, manners.
03:44 Haven't we forgotten our napkins?
03:46 Sorry, Mother.
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03:50 Oh! Just like getting a haircut.
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03:55 Mmm, quite delicious.
03:57 Dennis, you simply must tell me these ingredients.
04:01 I took all the breakfast stuff
04:03 and mixed it together in the blender.
04:05 Orange juice, pancake mix, peanut butter,
04:08 some jelly, some maple syrup,
04:10 and a dozen raw eggs.
04:12 Oh! Excuse me.
04:14 Wait, Aunt Olivia.
04:16 You didn't finish it.
04:18 Master Dennis, what have you done?
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04:22 Oh, no.
04:24 And I just changed my clothes.
04:26 I'll show you a real fast way to get cleaned up.
04:29 No, no, thank you, Master Dennis.
04:31 I'd prefer to know how to get rid of pests.
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04:42 Look at that!
04:44 It's the lawnmower the gardener uses.
04:47 Come on. I know all about that stuff.
04:50 Mr. Wilson taught him.
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05:05 I believe we're cutting off the sprinkler heads.
05:09 I believe you're right.
05:11 Get off! Get off!
05:13 I guess he wants a turn.
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05:26 All aboard!
05:28 I'm terribly sorry we had to short from your stay.
05:31 I've already called home and explained.
05:34 Oh, no.
05:36 I was counting on a full three days.
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05:48 That ill-mannered child is out of our lives.
05:51 I didn't think Cousin Chauncey was such a bad guy.
05:54 You're not Chauncey?
05:57 Heck no. Chauncey's on that train.
06:00 I'm Dennis.
06:02 We're going to have a great time together, Aunt Olivia.
06:04 Us too, Mr. Parker.
06:06 No!
06:08 We're going to have a spoon that train!
06:10 Wait!
06:12 We're coming with you.
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06:20 You're watching Boomerang from Cartoon Network.
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06:34 And so the evil ogre locked the fair princess in his castle dungeon
06:39 and ordered a fiery dragon to stand guard.
06:42 [gasp]
06:45 And when the golden knight learned of this,
06:48 he commanded his squire to saddle his faithful steed
06:52 so that he might rescue her.
06:54 [snoring]
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07:04 Squire Joey, bring me my faithful steed.
07:08 [horse neighing]
07:10 [horse galloping]
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07:14 Here you are, Sir Dennis.
07:16 Didn't they have any smaller models?
07:18 No, sire. The compacts were all taken.
07:22 There's only one way to mount this creature.
07:24 [horse neighing]
07:26 [splat]
07:28 Way to go, sire.
07:30 Now to rescue the fair maiden.
07:33 Haven't you forgotten your squire, sire?
07:37 Oh, yeah. Grab on.
07:39 [splat]
07:41 Yow!
07:43 [horse galloping]
07:44 Where are we headed, Sir Dennis?
07:46 For the castle of the evil ogre.
07:48 I'm hungry.
07:50 Let's hope the ogre isn't.
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07:58 This is it. The ogre's castle.
08:01 It's so high.
08:03 How do we get over the wall?
08:05 You'll see. Hold tight.
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08:17 It sure beats waiting for an elevator.
08:19 That'd be some long wait.
08:21 They haven't been invented yet.
08:23 Yahoo!
08:26 What a ride!
08:28 I wonder what we're in now.
08:30 I think it's called trouble.
08:34 Guess what you think you're doing here.
08:37 We've come to rescue the fair princess.
08:41 Oh, you have, have you?
08:43 Be gone before I swat you like a fly.
08:47 I'll teach you to invade my premises.
08:50 Don't you know that a man's castle is his home?
08:53 What do we do now, Sir Dennis?
08:55 This ogre reminds me of someone I know.
08:58 And that someone hates loud noises.
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09:10 Stop it! Stop that infernal racket!
09:12 I can't stand it anymore!
09:14 For heaven's sakes, George Ogre.
09:17 Why are you making such a commotion?
09:20 Well, he started it.
09:22 Oh, come on, George.
09:25 An adorable little fellow like that.
09:28 Why don't you go to your cave and lie down?
09:31 I will.
09:33 Any place where I can find a little peace and quiet.
09:36 You boys look hungry.
09:39 Can I offer you a few of my peanut butter cookies?
09:42 Whoops!
09:44 Uh, no thanks, Mrs. Ogre.
09:46 They might be a little heavy.
09:48 That's right.
09:50 And we've got to travel real light.
09:52 We're here to rescue the fair princess.
09:54 Know where she is?
09:56 Oh, her.
09:58 She's locked up in the dungeon.
10:00 But promise me you'll be careful.
10:02 She's being guarded by a fire-breathing dragon.
10:05 We promise, Mrs. Ogre.
10:08 Over.
10:09 I wonder where the dungeon is.
10:14 They usually keep it in the basement.
10:16 Great!
10:18 We get to go on that ride again!
10:21 Wait!
10:23 I command you to come back!
10:25 You know the rules.
10:28 Knights go ahead of squires.
10:30 All right!
10:37 So this is what a dungeon looks like.
10:39 I wonder where that fire-breathing dragon is.
10:42 Right here!
10:44 Want to make something of it?
10:46 You have a going ask.
10:48 Fear not, squire.
10:50 I'm specially trained to handle just such emergencies.
10:53 Really?
10:55 Let's see you handle this.
10:58 What happened?
10:59 He pulled the old "blast the iron pipe with the flame" routine.
11:02 I think it's time we hit a fire drill.
11:09 I guess that's what they mean by hot for sugar.
11:13 I'm going to get some more fire.
11:15 I'm going to get some more fire.
11:17 I'm going to get some more fire.
11:19 I'm going to get some more fire.
11:21 I'm going to get some more fire.
11:23 I'm going to get some more fire.
11:26 Hot for sugar!
11:27 Quick, squire Joey! Through here!
11:29 I think we shook him.
11:36 I know, I'm shaking.
11:38 We must hide somewhere.
11:40 Aha! The perfect thing!
11:42 Well now, what have we here?
11:49 Ah, dragon food!
11:53 And what's in this one?
11:55 Better yet, canned dragon food!
11:58 Please, sir dragon, don't eat us!
12:02 Squire Joey, don't beg that way.
12:05 Beg this way!
12:07 Please don't eat us, we're really not very tasty.
12:10 I'll be the judge of that.
12:12 Now which shall I have first?
12:15 Appetizer or main dish?
12:18 Appetizer!
12:20 Main dish!
12:23 No more arguments.
12:24 Maybe I'll just eat you both at the same time.
12:27 No, wait! I taste a lot better with pepper.
12:31 Pepper! How thoughtful!
12:35 You truly are a knight for all seasoning.
12:38 That was a real cheap shot.
12:46 It's the only kind I can afford.
12:50 Us knights don't get paid much.
12:52 We only get minimum wage.
12:53 Happy landings!
13:02 Now look what you've done!
13:10 You've put out my fire!
13:12 All in a day's work for a knight.
13:17 You certainly showed that dragon, sire.
13:19 But our mission is not yet completed.
13:22 We still must find and rescue the fair princess.
13:25 You're in luck, sire. She's in here.
13:33 Yoo-hoo! Fair princess!
13:38 I've come to rescue you.
13:40 I'm not a princess.
13:42 I'm a dragon.
13:45 I've come to rescue you.
13:46 It's me, Sir Dennis.
13:48 You don't say it's me, Sir Dennis.
13:51 You're supposed to say it is I, Sir Dennis.
13:54 Margaret?
13:56 What are you doing here?
13:58 What do you think I'm doing?
14:00 I'm the fair princess.
14:02 You're the fair princess?
14:04 What's fair about that?
14:08 I think she makes a perfect princess.
14:11 You do, Squire Joey?
14:14 No, but I was trying to be nice.
14:16 Very amusing.
14:18 It's about time you got here.
14:20 Do you realize what this drafty dungeon does to fine hair like mine?
14:24 Do I have to set her free?
14:27 I'm afraid so, sire.
14:29 It's the first rule of chivalry.
14:31 Free at last!
14:40 Oh, Sir Dennis, my brave hero!
14:43 For saving my precious life, let me reward you with a kiss.
14:47 No way!
14:49 Oh, really? When I want to kiss a good knight, good knight, I get my way.
14:54 Now hold still!
14:56 That does it!
14:58 Some brave knight you are afraid of a little kiss.
15:02 You can't hide from me, Sir Dennis.
15:04 Come on, Squire Joey. Run for it!
15:10 Come back and collect your reward for bravery, you coward!
15:13 I think I preferred it when the dragon was chasing me.
15:16 Yeah, he was only trying to eat you, not kiss you.
15:21 We can't go any further, Squire Joey. We'll have to jump.
15:26 Must we, sire?
15:28 It's either that or be kissed by Margaret.
15:31 Take a runner, boy!
15:37 No!
15:38 Let's go, trusty steed.
15:44 Sir Dennis!
15:46 I'll never speak to you again!
15:49 Promises, promises.
15:51 Sir Dennis, look out!
15:55 Dennis, what happened? Are you alright?
16:05 It was so weird, Mom. I rescued Margaret from a fire-breathing dragon, and then she wanted to kiss me.
16:12 That sounds like some dream.
16:14 That was no dream, Mom. It was a nightmare.
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16:23 [♪♪♪]
16:26 You're watching Boomerang from Cartoon Network.
16:36 Almost finished.
16:45 All we have to do is interface the magnetronic rheostat with the resistance impulse of the oscilloscopic isotron.
16:52 There! Finished!
16:54 Will it do everything a real TV remote tuner does?
16:58 Precisely, yes. It has fast forward, stop action, slow motion...
17:04 ...and reverse.
17:11 Well, what do you think of our invention?
17:14 It's great! Come on, let's go try it out.
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17:20 Hey, Dad! Guess what me and Peevee invented!
17:24 Not now, Dennis. I have a 50-page report to read. I'll never finish it in time.
17:29 You will now.
17:31 That's funny. I don't remember taking a speed reading course.
17:40 I'll never finish all these dishes in time to watch my soap opera.
17:46 Huh?
17:47 I guess you can do anything if you put your mind to it.
17:56 And Peevee's gadget.
17:58 Hi, Mr. Wilson. We came over for a cookie break.
18:02 Not now, boys. I have to finish papering the wall.
18:06 Huh?
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18:12 Now can we have those cookies, Mr. Wilson?
18:33 Oh, I just remembered. I finished them for lunch.
18:39 They were delicious. Raspberry filled.
18:42 Why'd you do that, Peevee?
18:47 Raspberry is my favorite kind.
18:50 George Wilson, it's been almost two hours and you haven't done a thing.
18:57 I haven't?
18:59 Then how come I'm so tired?
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19:08 Uh, very good, Margaret.
19:10 I believe that's Swan Lake.
19:13 It looks more like the ugly duckling.
19:16 And this is open season on ducks.
19:19 [screaming]
19:24 [squealing]
19:27 Margaret!
19:29 Uh...
19:31 This invention sure is fun.
19:34 I know, but it's getting late. We'd better be getting home soon.
19:38 No problem.
19:40 You've got plenty of time now.
19:44 Oh, Sam, I've been held up for night. Over there.
19:51 Quick, Dennis, decelerate their ambulatory progress.
19:55 Press the slow motion button.
20:01 What's happening? We're suddenly running in slow motion.
20:05 Now for a little stop action.
20:11 Peevee, they caught him.
20:18 And I'll bet they haven't the slightest idea how.
20:22 I just know those kids were up to something. But what?
20:27 Hi, Mr. Wilson.
20:30 There you are.
20:31 I don't know how you boys did it, but I want the wallpaper fast again.
20:35 You know, look, it was this way, then that way.
20:38 [grunting]
20:40 You okay, Mr. Wilson?
20:42 I will be as soon as you boys help me again.
20:46 You mean with my new time tuner?
20:48 I don't think I ought to, Mr. Wilson.
20:51 It's starting to act kind of weird lately.
20:53 I'll take full responsibility.
20:56 Well, okay, if you insist.
21:00 Lights, camera, action!
21:03 Hurry, hurry!
21:09 [humming]
21:13 Uh-oh, I was afraid of this.
21:16 Whoa!
21:18 Help! Stop! Get me out of there!
21:27 What do we do now, Peevee?
21:29 We do the only rational thing left. We get the heck out of here.
21:34 But what about Mr. Wilson?
21:36 It'll wear off. I think.
21:39 [screaming]
21:41 Dennis! Peevee!
21:45 Martha!
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