Trivial Pursuit- Try Not To Laugh (Chosen Edition)
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00:00 And today I will be facing off in a game of wits
00:04 and also humor against my greatest competitor, myself.
00:09 - Hello Chosen.
00:11 - Wow.
00:12 - It's been months since we last faced off.
00:15 - Indeed.
00:16 - I look forward to winning.
00:18 - We'll see about that.
00:21 Only one Chosen can win.
00:24 This is kind of like Highlander, except with laughter.
00:29 - I don't laugh at all.
00:30 - The rules are simple.
00:32 Each turn we'll roll a die and we'll move.
00:35 And whichever color we land on will be the color
00:38 of the question on the card that we will read.
00:40 But we're not trying to be correct here,
00:42 even though we obviously probably know all the answers.
00:44 The name of the game is to say something funny and silly
00:49 and make the other person laugh.
00:51 The goal of the game is to fill up your clip
00:54 with every color bullet.
00:57 - It's actually a magazine.
00:59 - Well, it's more of a barrel.
01:01 This would clearly go into some sort of revolver.
01:04 Good luck to you Chosen.
01:07 - Good luck to you Chosen.
01:08 Now we shall roll to see who goes first.
01:15 - Two.
01:18 Five.
01:19 It's a five.
01:21 - Impressive.
01:22 - Indeed.
01:22 Here I go.
01:23 Six.
01:26 One, two, three, four, five.
01:28 Six.
01:29 And I'm already looking to get a slice.
01:31 Just like Leonardo.
01:34 - Elon Musk named his electric vehicle
01:36 after which legendary Serbian American scientist?
01:40 - Definitely.
01:41 Some joke about him murdering a bunch of monkeys.
01:43 - Shouldn't have given that to you that easily.
01:50 - Yeah, I really let that up.
01:51 - You may take a green.
01:53 - Yes, that's right.
01:55 Wow.
01:55 It's gonna be a quick one.
01:57 - No, but he did that.
01:57 He did murder a lot of monkeys.
01:58 - He did murder a bunch of monkeys with Neuralink.
02:01 - It's okay, apparently they were sick.
02:02 - Yeah, apparently the monkeys did it on purpose.
02:05 - The longest journey begins with a single step.
02:11 I shall follow in your footsteps.
02:14 - Here we go.
02:17 Which camera shy Australian singer
02:19 scored her first Billboard Top 10 hit
02:21 as a solo artist with her song "Chandelier"?
02:24 - Maggie Rogers.
02:27 - Good answer, but incorrect because it didn't make me laugh.
02:31 - No, I understand.
02:33 - That is tough.
02:34 The answer is obviously C.
02:35 - Lord.
02:36 - Three, one, two, three.
02:43 Give me a blue.
02:44 - Los Angeles.
02:45 That was the answer.
02:49 Okay, here's an easy one.
02:55 What was the first anime film to win an Academy Award?
02:58 - Obviously, Akira.
02:59 - No, but it should've.
03:02 - What?
03:03 - Yes.
03:03 - What was it?
03:05 "Gravity of the Fireflies"?
03:06 - No, silly, spared it away.
03:09 - What?
03:10 - Hayao Miyazaki-san.
03:11 - Akira was totally freaking snubbed.
03:15 - Five.
03:16 I think that places me perfectly at the green.
03:18 - How many pixels in a megapixel?
03:21 - Well, not counting "Megaman Legends" one and two.
03:23 - 16.
03:24 All right, green me.
03:30 Green.
03:32 Oh shit, Jesus Christ.
03:41 - Put your slice up there.
03:44 - What was that?
03:44 - Classic mistake.
03:47 Two, one, two, roll again, here we go.
03:52 Six, one, two, three, four, five, six.
03:56 Green.
03:57 - What is generally the brightest star in the night sky?
04:00 - Ra.
04:01 - Yes, the way I like my cookie dough.
04:06 Okay, you may roll again.
04:14 - I was talking about the sun god, but yeah.
04:17 One, two, three, it's time for a blue.
04:20 - This is gonna be the quickest game of Trivial Pursuit.
04:22 - You know what, I'll produce a question from the same card.
04:26 Which country is the home of the cookie like krum kake?
04:30 Crumb cake.
04:32 - I do not partake in that, you know that.
04:34 I'd never fap, I do not watch krum kake.
04:37 - You know, it's when you crumple up a bunch of cookies
04:42 and sprinkle them over someone's face.
04:44 (laughing)
04:46 - Okay, I think that's sufficient enough
04:52 for me to roll again.
04:54 Actually, for a blue.
04:55 - The biggest pizza begins with a single slice.
04:57 Three.
05:02 - Which way would you like to go?
05:03 - Bring it towards me, go towards yellow.
05:06 - In what year did the Treaty of Paris
05:08 officially end the American Revolutionary War?
05:12 - Father, some of us are still fighting.
05:14 (laughing)
05:18 - Fuck.
05:18 That could be interpreted so many ways.
05:26 (laughing)
05:28 Would you like to roll again?
05:30 - Not particularly, no.
05:31 (laughing)
05:34 - No, thank you.
05:37 - I'll stay.
05:39 (laughing)
05:41 - Stay.
05:42 - Six.
05:43 - One, two, three, four, five, six.
05:47 - Roll again.
05:47 Five.
05:50 One, two, three, four, five, yes!
05:52 - Shit!
05:53 - Yes!
05:54 - Who was the first female prime minister of Pakistan?
05:59 - How offensive do I want to get with this?
06:00 (laughing)
06:02 - That's an efficient answer.
06:04 (laughing)
06:06 So you get a yellow.
06:07 - Okay, I'll take that.
06:08 - Shit, okay.
06:11 Three.
06:12 One, two, three.
06:15 Yellow.
06:16 - Which US national park is 96% water?
06:20 - Most people don't know about this, but Atlantis.
06:23 (laughing)
06:25 - I saw it coming and still.
06:31 - It was the only answer.
06:35 Give me a two.
06:36 Nice.
06:37 One, two.
06:38 Give me an orange.
06:41 - This game's gonna be over.
06:41 - They're not in season right now.
06:43 Just kidding.
06:45 - Fine, give me a persimmon.
06:46 - What was the first professional sports league
06:48 to surpass one billion followers on social media?
06:51 - Public executions, really.
06:55 In France.
06:56 I mean, look.
06:59 For being real here.
07:00 Remember, remember.
07:02 The 5th of November.
07:03 That's Britain, but it's still same principle.
07:06 - No, it was the NBA.
07:08 - Oh.
07:09 - It's old, it's like the WNBA, but all dudes.
07:11 (laughing)
07:13 Okay.
07:23 You can take an orange.
07:26 One.
07:33 The age I became a man.
07:35 - Indeed.
07:36 - Remember that one?
07:36 - Yeah.
07:38 - Well, it seems I'm at an impasse.
07:40 I go left, purple.
07:44 I go right, purple.
07:46 - You could just leave it.
07:47 - I'm gonna take my chances.
07:48 Give me a blue.
07:48 Just kidding.
07:51 No, give me a, no, give me a purple.
07:54 - What is the name of the illustrated gentleman
07:57 who frequently graces the front cover
07:59 of the New Yorker magazine?
08:01 - Clearly that's Oswald the Rabbit.
08:04 - Eustace Tilly.
08:08 (dramatic music)
08:10 Two.
08:11 - Which way?
08:13 - That way.
08:15 Roll again.
08:16 Five.
08:17 Keep it going.
08:18 - Two, three, four, five, oh.
08:19 - Yeah.
08:20 I'm about to fricking ace this.
08:23 - Jesus Christ.
08:24 - Yeah, no big deal.
08:26 - Good (beep) luck.
08:27 Name four of the eight justices
08:29 on the US Supreme Court after Antoine.
08:32 - Go on.
08:37 - Just wanna hear what game you're playing.
08:39 Is that Four Swords?
08:43 - Is that Four Swords?
08:44 No.
08:45 It's not Four Swords 'cause I'm not connected
08:46 to my GameCube.
08:47 - What is?
08:48 - You have a connector to the GameCube where it can be.
08:50 - I thought you could totally play that independently.
08:52 - You can play it independently,
08:53 but like you're wasting your time.
08:54 You're not getting the full experience.
08:56 No, it's linked to the past, you fricking rookie.
08:59 - Name four of the eight justices on the US Supreme Court
09:03 after Antonin Scalia passed away in 2016.
09:07 - Yeah, okay.
09:08 Obviously, fricking Clarence Thomas.
09:13 (laughing)
09:15 - Did you just correct him?
09:20 That's so funny.
09:21 - I have to be aware of all the injustices in the world,
09:28 including the ones on the Supreme Court.
09:31 - Okay, take the yellow.
09:32 - Wow.
09:33 - Jesus, kicking my ass over here.
09:35 - Almost got the full pie already.
09:38 This episode's gonna be 15 minutes long.
09:40 - One, two, three, four, five.
09:45 - In the 1975 film "Jaws," which brand of beer can
09:47 does Captain Quint famously crush?
09:50 - It's a sunkist.
09:52 Trick question.
09:54 - Take your big slice.
09:55 Two, one, two.
10:00 - Shit.
10:01 - Pink.
10:02 - Which sequel with glee-like tunes like "The Thong Song,"
10:06 I feel disgusting just saying that.
10:08 - Oh, God.
10:09 - Made more money in its opening week
10:10 than the first film made in its entire run.
10:12 - It's obviously "The Godfather Part II."
10:14 - No.
10:18 - Damn.
10:19 Let's kick it up a notch.
10:22 One, two, roll again.
10:25 - Three, four, shut the door.
10:27 - Do you wanna go, which way do you wanna go?
10:30 - Take me back.
10:31 - All right, blue.
10:33 - Oh.
10:34 Apologies.
10:35 - Don't get ahead of yourself.
10:36 - Three.
10:37 - In which country is Kronborg Castle,
10:40 a Renaissance edifice built in the city of El Senor,
10:44 where Shakespeare's tragedy "Hamlet" is set?
10:46 - Cyrodiil.
10:47 - No.
10:50 Four, one, two, three, four.
10:53 - Yellow.
10:54 - Which unlikely phrase describes the creepy feeling
10:56 we might get when we see a robot
10:58 that looks just a little too human?
11:00 - That's freaking obviously,
11:03 when you feel ex machina about something.
11:05 (laughing)
11:08 - Holy shit, this is just like the Alex Garland film,
11:13 Ex Machina.
11:14 - Wow, I'm feeling really ex machina right now.
11:17 Three, shit.
11:19 One, two, three, give me blue.
11:21 - At which French landmark would you find
11:23 the Hall of Mirrors?
11:24 - Freaking Pogliacci's House of Silliness.
11:29 They don't talk about it much.
11:32 - I tend to avoid mirrors.
11:35 - Same.
11:35 One, two, three, four, five.
11:40 - The color of sun-kissed.
11:41 - Indeed.
11:43 Which Seattle Seahawk football player was voted by users
11:46 to appear on the cover of the video game Madden NFL 15?
11:50 - I have no idea.
11:51 - Correct.
11:54 The answer was Richard Sherman.
11:59 Cam Newton was the runner up in the 16 player bracket.
12:02 - Classic mistake.
12:03 - Classic mistake.
12:05 Three, oh wait, sorry.
12:08 One, two, three, give me yellow.
12:11 - What's the term for the opinionated style of journalism
12:13 pioneered by Hunter S. Thompson?
12:15 - Gonzo journalism.
12:17 (laughing)
12:22 Sometimes the funniest thing in life is the truest too.
12:26 - Holy shit, it's just like the Muppets.
12:28 That is correct.
12:32 - Okay.
12:34 Five, shit.
12:35 One, two, three, four, five.
12:38 All right, give me green.
12:41 - Who was credited for directing the 1984 commercial
12:43 that debuted Apple's personal Macintosh computer?
12:46 - George Lucas.
12:47 - That would actually kind of make sense.
12:50 It's actually Ridley Scott.
12:51 - That's actually so freaking crazy.
12:54 - Finally, my turn.
12:55 Four.
12:57 Which dude am I?
12:59 - This dude.
13:00 One, two, three, four.
13:01 - Yes!
13:03 Well played.
13:04 - Five.
13:05 Put me on the, wait.
13:06 Send me this way.
13:10 - This way?
13:11 - No, yes.
13:12 - Two, three, four, five.
13:13 - Shit, give me sunkissed.
13:15 - Which sister of an NBA Hall of Famer
13:18 was a four-time All-American basketball player at USC
13:21 and a member of the US Olympic team in 1984?
13:25 - Mia Hamm.
13:25 - Incorrect, and not funny.
13:28 (laughing)
13:32 And frankly, I don't like joking about women.
13:34 (laughing)
13:36 - Okay.
13:40 - Who was it though?
13:41 - Cheryl Miller.
13:42 - Oh, best of luck to her.
13:44 - Yes.
13:45 I wish her well.
13:47 Five.
13:49 One, two, three, four, five.
13:51 Give me yellow.
13:52 - What does the hashtag TBT stand for?
13:55 - TBT?
13:55 (sighing)
14:02 - The blood times.
14:03 - That was incorrect.
14:07 - Did you say TBT or TBD?
14:09 - TBT.
14:10 - Oh, that was a D.
14:11 - The blood dimes?
14:14 - The blood times, but now TBD is a completely different.
14:17 - No, no, it is TBT.
14:19 - TBT?
14:20 - Yeah.
14:21 - Oh yeah, the blood times.
14:22 - Okay, that's pretty funny.
14:25 (laughing)
14:30 - Okay, I guess I get to go again.
14:32 - So picture you outside, it's like TBT.
14:34 - All right guys, TBT.
14:37 Six, Jesus Christ.
14:41 One, two, three.
14:42 - The second highest possible number, you can roll.
14:43 - Five, six, roll again.
14:45 Give me a five.
14:46 One, whatever, green.
14:48 - What is the most plentiful gas on earth?
14:50 - Whatever they manufacture at every
14:52 Magic the Gathering competition.
14:54 Impressive, you stayed strong.
14:58 - It's actually nitrogen.
14:59 (laughing)
15:01 - Actually, I'll give you another shot.
15:03 I have another question for you.
15:05 - Very well.
15:06 - Which protagonist topped the American film industry's
15:08 2003 list of the greatest movie hero of all time?
15:11 - Neo.
15:12 It is Neo.
15:15 - It's Atticus Finch.
15:16 - Jesus f*cking Christ.
15:19 - I just wanted to hear you say his name.
15:21 - I just want to point out that Neo facing the entire Matrix
15:25 means that it includes the stuff Atticus Finch
15:28 also dealt with.
15:29 Like, Neo did that in "Moore."
15:32 - I can't believe Neo beat up Boo Radley.
15:34 (laughing)
15:37 - Inside of that hole in that tree was the Matrix.
15:40 - My turn.
15:41 - We have established that Chosen canonically
15:43 has read "To Kill a Mockingbird."
15:44 Six. - Six, holy moly.
15:47 - That is the number I became a man.
15:49 - One, two, three, four, five, shit.
15:51 Okay, hit me.
15:53 - Here we go.
15:54 What is the name of Maroon 5's debut studio album?
15:57 - The Blue Apple.
15:58 (laughing)
16:00 Is it "Letters for Tiffany?"
16:04 - It's "Thumbs About Tiffany."
16:07 "Letters for Tiffany."
16:08 Shit, okay.
16:10 - The debut album was called "Caro's Flowers"
16:12 back when they were known as such.
16:14 That's true, you can Google it.
16:16 - Nice, one, two, three, four.
16:18 - Wait, I got that.
16:19 - Oh yeah, you did.
16:21 - Wait. - Shit, fine.
16:23 - Weezer erasure.
16:24 - Okay, keep going.
16:27 - Gee whiz. - Sorry.
16:28 - Yes!
16:31 Did everyone see that?
16:32 - Yeah.
16:33 - One, two.
16:35 - Which island drink, invented in Puerto Rico in the 1950s,
16:39 has a Spanish name that translates into English
16:41 as strained pineapple?
16:44 For a second I thought it was Sunkist,
16:45 and I was like, that was gonna be really freaking crazy.
16:49 - Well, fortunately, it is Sunkist.
16:52 - Nice trick.
16:53 - Incorrect. - Shit!
16:54 - The answer was piña colada.
16:58 - No way, you're not getting caught in the rain.
17:01 - I do not drink, I cannot afford
17:03 to lose focus at any moment.
17:04 Six, one, two, three, four, five, six, two, three.
17:12 One, two, three, yellow.
17:15 - Which Academy Award nominated actor made a 1999 cameo
17:18 on "Sex and the City" as one of Carrie's dates?
17:22 - Um, Jeff Daniels.
17:24 - No, that'd be really funny though.
17:26 - Shit, I thought after "Purple Rose of Cairo"
17:28 he'd make that jump.
17:29 - It was unfortunately all of the Blue Man Group.
17:32 No, it was Bradley Cooper.
17:36 - What?
17:37 - Yeah, for "Limitless."
17:38 - Oh.
17:38 - The Academy Award for "Limitless."
17:40 It's like the best movie ever.
17:40 - Fully believed you for a second.
17:42 - Yeah, it's like--
17:43 - It is the best movie kind of ever made,
17:45 everyone freaking knows that.
17:46 - Yeah.
17:47 - You know, I've taken it.
17:49 (laughing)
17:51 But I choose not to.
17:55 It had no effect on me.
17:59 - It had no effect.
18:00 - I actually got dumber.
18:02 Five.
18:07 One, two, three, four, five, yes!
18:11 This could go one of two ways.
18:14 Neither of which worked in my favor.
18:18 One, two, three.
18:19 - In the quiz show "Jeopardy,"
18:20 what is the second round of the game called?
18:23 - "Jeopardy 2."
18:24 - "Electric Boogaloo."
18:30 - I didn't say that, you said that.
18:32 - The answer is "Double Jeopardy."
18:34 - I was actually surprisingly close.
18:36 - Yeah.
18:37 Let's freaking go.
18:38 Five.
18:41 One, two, three, four, five.
18:44 Blue.
18:44 - What is the name of the Japanese broth
18:46 that's made from fermented soy paste?
18:48 - Soybean paste.
18:49 - That would be gum gum fruit juice.
18:54 - So what's your favorite arc, bitch?
19:01 (laughing)
19:03 It's actually miso.
19:05 - (beep)
19:05 - Worst mistake of my life.
19:08 - Being goofy silly.
19:10 - Okay.
19:10 One, two, three, four, five, yes!
19:15 - Shit.
19:15 - This is my chance.
19:16 - Bullshit.
19:18 - Purple me.
19:19 - Which 19th century Gothic American author
19:22 is often depicted with a raven?
19:24 - Simple, J.K. Rowling.
19:27 (laughing)
19:30 Oh, sorry, that's just her 19th century mindset.
19:33 Got him.
19:36 - Freaking owned.
19:37 Take your purple.
19:38 I was more of an Aragon man myself.
19:41 - I actually wrote Aragon before he did.
19:43 Christopher Paolini copied me.
19:47 (laughing)
19:48 Yeah, it's called Star Wars with Dragons.
19:51 One.
19:55 - Nice.
19:56 - Pink.
19:57 - Which celebs 2015 book titled Selfish
20:00 is 455 pages of selfies that she herself has taken?
20:04 - Well, she made sure it wouldn't be released
20:05 for 50 years after her death, so that's Jackie Onassis.
20:09 - That would be wild.
20:10 - I think that counts.
20:16 (sighing)
20:18 One, roll again.
20:21 Two, give it to me, please.
20:23 Shit.
20:24 I have one, two, three, four, five.
20:27 Orange.
20:28 - What was the first flavor of a Slurpee?
20:30 Whose creator in the late 1950s called it a fizz?
20:33 - Sort of a trick question.
20:34 The original flavor was just ice.
20:36 - Okay.
20:41 (laughing)
20:43 - All right, you gave it to me.
20:44 - Wait, the answer?
20:46 - It's actually the most delicious soda of all time.
20:49 Root beer.
20:49 I'm making a can of the Chosen Love's root beer.
20:54 - Very well.
20:55 One, two, three, four, yellow.
20:57 - Which post-apocalyptic AMC series
20:59 calls its antagonist walkers, biters, lurkers, and monsters,
21:04 but never what they actually are?
21:06 - Yeah.
21:09 I know that one.
21:10 That's just called my high school experience.
21:15 The answer's obviously Mad Men.
21:17 - I was braced for Mad Men the whole time.
21:22 - And it still didn't work.
21:26 Jesus Christ.
21:28 One, two, three, four, five, six.
21:30 Roll again, give me a fricking...
21:32 Okay, one, two, three, four, five.
21:34 All right, purple.
21:35 Finally gonna get this slice.
21:37 - What is the name of the title character
21:38 in Stieg Larsson's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?
21:41 - That would obviously be the Swedish man.
21:44 (sighs)
21:46 Salamander.
21:47 - (beep) I knew that.
21:48 - Whoa, holy shit.
21:51 One.
21:52 - What's the nickname for the fixed gear bicycle
21:54 made popular by bike messengers and urban hipsters?
21:57 - Is it just a unicycle?
21:59 - No.
22:03 - Oh.
22:03 - It's a fixie.
22:04 - What?
22:07 - It's a fixie.
22:08 - Unicycle is way better.
22:09 - Yeah, I agree.
22:12 - One.
22:13 I will get this purple.
22:16 - In which style of horseback riding
22:17 should the rider post during a trot?
22:20 - Yeah.
22:22 That would have to be standing position.
22:27 - That's the best you got?
22:28 - Shit.
22:29 - I'll give you another shot.
22:32 - Would it be Western style?
22:35 - It's actually the exact opposite.
22:39 - Oh, European?
22:40 - English.
22:42 - Yeah.
22:43 - I mean, same thing.
22:44 - Five.
22:45 - One, two, three, four, five.
22:47 Jesus Christ.
22:49 Name two of the eight country flags
22:51 that bear red, white, and green horizontal stripes.
22:55 - Easy, Clarence Thomas.
22:56 (laughing)
22:59 - All right.
23:02 Take your blue and get out of here.
23:04 - The pie is looking awfully complete.
23:06 - Not for long.
23:07 Four.
23:10 One, two, three, four.
23:12 - Orange.
23:13 - Oh, overshot it, just like the astronauts in Armageddon.
23:15 - I prefer deep impact.
23:16 - In which card game do players try to shoot the moon?
23:19 - Yu-Gi-Oh.
23:20 - Let's fricking go.
23:26 Five.
23:28 Orange, I'll make my way.
23:31 One, two, three, four, five.
23:33 Roll again.
23:34 - Jesus.
23:35 - Could this be it?
23:36 No.
23:38 Oh, one, two, three, four.
23:40 - Shit.
23:42 - Shit.
23:43 One, two, three, four, five.
23:48 Okay, purple.
23:49 - Who wrote the autobiography of Alice B. Toklas?
23:52 Don't say Alice B. Toklas.
23:55 That's what it says on the card.
23:57 - Susan B. Anthony.
23:59 No?
24:00 Okay.
24:01 Actually, wait, scratch that, reverse that.
24:03 (laughing)
24:06 - No.
24:08 I will not.
24:09 - Wait, who was it?
24:10 - Gertrude Stein.
24:12 - Oh, good for her.
24:13 - Yeah.
24:14 We wish her well.
24:15 One, two.
24:16 Yellow.
24:17 Cheryl Miller and Gertrude Stein,
24:20 I hope you're out there crushing it
24:23 at whatever it is that you do.
24:25 We're making it official.
24:28 Cheryl Miller and Gertrude Stein are also Chosens.
24:31 I hope that is not a controversial take.
24:37 I have not done research.
24:38 What artist's works include The Bedroom,
24:41 Sunflowers, and Self-Portrait with Straw Hat?
24:44 - Listen, I'm not going to listen
24:46 to Taylor Swift's Eretz Tour.
24:48 So don't get me started on it.
24:52 - There's the Straw Hat joke right there.
24:54 - Oh yeah, One Piece.
24:56 - Okay.
25:01 - Five.
25:04 - My favorite author is One Piece.
25:08 - One, two, three, four, five, blue.
25:10 - Which periodical is the best-selling
25:11 young women's magazine in the US?
25:13 A Bible for Fun, Fearless Females.
25:15 - That would have to be Tiger Beat.
25:20 - It's actually Shonen Jump.
25:22 - Berserk, but for women.
25:26 - Perfect.
25:29 - Shit.
25:30 - My favorite car song.
25:32 - I'm letting you know now
25:34 that I am not going to laugh at whatever you say,
25:37 no matter what it is.
25:39 Even if it's the funniest joke
25:40 I've ever heard in my entire life.
25:42 Which round flat candies did Admiral Bird take
25:46 to the South Pole on his two-year expedition of 1928?
25:51 - Is it Neko Wafer?
25:52 (laughing)
25:54 Sorry, I tried to answer that for real, but like,
25:59 was it Neko Wafers?
26:01 - Oh shit, it was Neko Wafers!
26:04 - They get to the South Pole, they're like,
26:07 "Wait, this fucking sucks.
26:08 (laughing)
26:10 "This is the worst thing I've ever tasted in my goddamn life."
26:13 - It actually, holy shit, it was Neko Wafers,
26:16 that is the correct answer.
26:18 Oh God, that's the worst thing to take.
26:20 Jesus, God damn.
26:22 - They later based the TV show The Terror after that.
26:26 - You may take your final slice.
26:28 - Oh yes, this reminds me, I have leftover pizza at home.
26:32 Not a bit, I really do.
26:34 - Thin crust?
26:35 - You bet your bottom dollar.
26:37 - Nice, why are you rolling?
26:40 - To get to the middle.
26:41 - Oh right, I forgot.
26:42 - To get to the Jimmy Eat World the middle.
26:44 - That's right, I forgot about that part.
26:46 Which two super popular hip hop trios joined forces
26:49 for 1987's Together Forever tour?
26:52 - D12.
26:54 (laughing)
26:56 And 36 Mafia.
26:59 - That is in fact the most chosen answer
27:01 you could have given.
27:03 All right, go again.
27:04 (laughing)
27:06 - Thought I forgot about my band, did you?
27:09 Six, oh that's enough to get me in.
27:14 This could be the final answer.
27:16 You've got some catching up to do.
27:18 - I get to do whichever one I want, right?
27:20 - Sure, it's actually what I've been doing the entire time.
27:23 And for your benefit, I'm trying not to give you too many
27:26 like, which country was Russia in?
27:31 Which government organization began as the code breaking
27:34 cipher bureau in World War I?
27:36 - Who gives you your driver's license?
27:38 (laughing)
27:41 - I get one last breath, one last chance.
27:46 - My favorite Creed song.
27:48 - One last opportunity.
27:49 One. - Holy shit.
27:50 - Give me a purple.
27:51 - He's beginning to believe.
27:52 - I can do this.
27:54 - Which man of letters, buried in Bennington, Vermont,
27:58 has the phrase, "I had a lover's quarrel with the world"
28:00 engraved on his tombstone?
28:03 - That's freaking obviously, Hall.
28:05 (laughing)
28:09 - Doesn't count, doesn't count.
28:12 - That counts, you laughed.
28:14 I used my chi.
28:17 - I used my induced laughter spell.
28:20 - I used my dissonant whispers on you.
28:24 - You weren't here, but this morning,
28:25 Ian used the phrase, "I gleaked on it."
28:28 - Which is a phrase I hadn't heard since middle school.
28:31 - That's the most chosen thing you could have ever said.
28:34 - I perfected gleaking.
28:35 - Six, one, two, three, four, five, six, orange.
28:40 - Holy shit.
28:41 Which upscale shoe designer is known
28:43 for his red lacquered soles?
28:46 - That would be Dr. Martin.
28:49 - No, it's--
28:52 - Green.
28:55 - This won't help you.
28:58 - Okay.
28:59 - No, but I'm so close.
29:00 - Which muscle car rolled off the assembly line
29:03 in March, 1964?
29:04 - Dominic Toretto's Dodge Challenger.
29:07 (laughing)
29:09 It's four, one, two, three, four, purple.
29:12 On my last, here we go.
29:14 - Which 1,136 page novel takes place on a single day,
29:18 June 16th, in the city of Dublin,
29:21 in the life of Leopold Bloom?
29:23 - Oh, yeah.
29:25 That's obviously "House of Leaves,"
29:27 which can be read many different ways.
29:29 - Have you actually read "House of Leaves?"
29:34 - I haven't actually read "House of Leaves."
29:36 Three, one, two, three, pink.
29:38 Holy shit, this is the comeback of a lifetime.
29:41 This is just like "The Crow."
29:44 - The actual film, though, right?
29:49 - Yeah, the film.
29:50 - Okay.
29:53 - I need to Valsalva, even though I'm not in water.
29:56 - What is the stage name of rapper O'Shea Jackson?
29:59 - Oh, yeah. - I'll give you a hint.
30:00 O'Shea Jackson Jr.'s dad.
30:02 - Oh, yeah, that's definitely old dirty bastard.
30:05 (laughing)
30:08 Two, one, two, orange.
30:10 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:13 - Rest in peace, ODB.
30:15 - Also, yeah, chosen canonically,
30:19 huge fan of the Wu-Tang Clan.
30:21 Okay, orange.
30:22 - And the song from "Rush Hour" that he's in.
30:25 - Yeah.
30:26 - Oh, geez. - Orange.
30:28 - Oh, I'm legitimately getting lightheaded.
30:30 - Yeah, me too.
30:31 This is a lot.
30:32 - Okay, which co-founder of The Police
30:34 is an accomplished film composer
30:36 with more than 40 soundtracks to his name?
30:38 I actually know this one.
30:39 - Yeah, it's Sting.
30:40 Wow, really, really gave me that.
30:44 One, two, three, yellow.
30:46 - It's Stuart Copeland.
30:47 Oh, it was, yeah, he did the soundtrack
30:50 for Francis Port Coppola's "Rumble Fish."
30:51 - Oh, impressive.
30:53 - Yeah, it's a movie about my life.
30:56 What is the name of the hard case
30:58 that protects a butterfly while it matures into an adult?
31:01 (sputtering)
31:05 - That would be "It's Metapod."
31:09 - Not laughing at that, I'm...
31:15 - Three.
31:16 I didn't make it, I (beep) blew it at the last minute.
31:20 Actually, no, that gets me there.
31:21 Who gives a shit?
31:22 I mean, you did that with six, so.
31:25 All right, it seems we have met here on this final stage,
31:28 the final destination to do battle.
31:31 - The good one.
31:33 - Okay.
31:34 - In the 1979 film--
31:35 - Wait, stop.
31:37 I need you focused.
31:38 I need you to defeat you at 100%.
31:40 - I've gotta kiss the giggles.
31:42 Okay.
31:43 - Breathe.
31:44 - The 1979 film "Alien" features what frightening tagline
31:48 based very much so on astronomical reality?
31:51 - Yeah.
31:52 That would have to be "It's over, man!"
31:56 Game over, man!
31:59 And it appears that I am victorious.
32:01 - No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
32:04 Give me one more shot.
32:05 - Fine.
32:07 No, you don't even need to roll.
32:07 - I don't even get to roll, okay.
32:09 - What does MA rating assigned
32:11 by the TV parental guidelines stand for?
32:14 - It stands for, you could get a boner watching this.
32:18 (laughing)
32:21 - I did it.
32:22 - It stands for boner alert.
32:26 - Okay, well, you know what?
32:27 I'm still willing to give this to you.
32:28 It's been an honor serving with you.
32:31 - Fine.
32:31 We are clearly an equal match when it comes to
32:34 our intellect and our giggles.
32:36 - Yes.
32:37 - Impressive.
32:38 - Impressive.
32:40 - Thank you for handling this and watching this.
32:44 I hope you laughed too.
32:46 And I hope you learned something.
32:49 - We will be here again with two different challengers
32:52 trying to make each other laugh with their intellect.
32:55 - Can we wrap this up?
32:56 I have a meeting with Kojima-san to approve a...
32:59 - Walking simulator two.
33:01 - Shit, I couldn't think of what PT stood for.
33:06 - It stands for boner alert.
33:09 (laughing)
33:11 (thunder rumbling)
33:16 (car engine revving)
33:19 (electronic music)