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00:02 Next case, Pierre versus Duck.
00:04 May it please the court, I propose to prove that my client is innocent.
00:07 A mere victim of circumstances.
00:09 Call the duck to the stand.
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00:12 Wait, son.
00:13 [unintelligible]
00:14 Watch him, mate. Sit down.
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00:16 Your honor, may the light of truth
00:18 [clears throat]
00:19 The light of truth
00:20 [squeak]
00:21 Guide us to find the innocent.
00:22 Just gaze upon that kind, that loving, gentle countenance.
00:25 How can anyone think him capable of any wrongdoing?
00:28 Only a hardened soul, like M. Pierre.
00:31 But we shall unmask him.
00:32 [unintelligible]
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00:34 Order, order. Respect to facts.
00:36 Your honor, the charges against my client are outrageous.
00:39 The simple truth, the candid truth,
00:41 is that on the lunch hour of the Toblerone team, in a peaceful park,
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01:37 Merci, monsieur.
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01:42 What is this?
01:43 Monsieur, we cannot allow it.
01:45 Hmm, how can we?
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02:00 That is your bill, monsieur.
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02:13 No, no, no, no, no, no nickel.
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02:17 There he was, your honor.
02:18 Crushed, helpless.
02:20 How, in one sense, awkward he pleaded.
02:23 But in vain.
02:24 He found Pierre cold and hard.
02:26 Then, with magnificent restraints, he voiced a timid, uh, protest.
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02:33 And so you see, your honor, the injustice of it all.
02:36 My client is the victim, and the real culprit is there.
02:38 I object!
02:39 Shut up!
02:40 We throw ourselves on the mercy of the court.
02:43 Defendants, stand before the bar.
02:45 Ten dollars or ten days washing dishes, or else.
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02:54 Please, I forgive you, but don't wash any more dishes.
02:56 I'll pay you. I'll save you.
02:58 Anything.
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