Emission satirique de la TV israélienne
Voici une émission humoristique (humour noir) de la TV israélienne : Eretz Néhédéret, Un Pays formidable. Ce soir, l'interview par la BBC du leader du Hamas à Gaza Yehia Sinwar !
Transcript
00:00 [Musique]
00:02 [Voix off] Good evening from London, 39 days after Hamas freedom fighters peacefully attacked Israel, we have now an exclusive interview with its leader, Yehia Sinoir.
00:13 [Y. Sinoir] Yes, good evening Rachel, let me just correct you, there were also freedom rapists and freedom butchers.
00:23 [Voix off] Of course, of course, I apologize. Mr. Sinoir, I understand that you are now working towards a ceasefire.
00:31 [Y. Sinoir] Yes, Rachel, you know me, wherever there is fire, I say, let's seize it. All we are saying is give ceasefire a chance.
00:44 [Voix off] The fire must be seized.
00:46 [Y. Sinoir] The situation in Gaza is terrible, Rachel. All innocent civilians are running out of town, so we are left without protection.
00:57 [Rachel] With no human shield at all. So unfair.
01:01 [Y. Sinoir] So unfair. And our hospitals, Rachel, our schools, all run out of rockets.
01:08 How are we supposed to kill Jews like this, I mean, with lectures?
01:13 [Rachel] Actually, we've tried that one, didn't work.
01:17 [Y. Sinoir] I plead to the world, we need a ceasefire. We are tired, we need a break. Don't forget, we started a day earlier than the Israelis.
01:27 [Rachel] So unfair, so unfair. But I understand the Zionists refuse to put down their weapons.
01:34 [Y. Sinoir] Yes, can you imagine? Can you imagine? All we want is a little time to rearm before we continue to kill them and they won't let us.
01:45 [Rachel] I'm sorry, Mr. Sinoir, I can't hear you, all this noise in the background.
01:50 [Y. Sinoir] Yeah, I'm sorry, Rachel, there is a baby here.
01:54 [Rachel] Could you please get him to be quiet?
01:57 [Y. Sinoir] Yeah, I wish I could. He's not mine, and his mother is in Israel. Never mind.
02:03 [Rachel] Okay, look, it's really hard to conduct an interview with this noisy kidnapped baby. Is he always like that?
02:11 [Y. Sinoir] At night, it's even worse, Rachel. Every time we fire a rocket, he wakes up.
02:17 [Rachel] Oh no!
02:19 [Y. Sinoir] I didn't have one good night's sleep in a month.
02:22 [Rachel] Wait, are you telling me that there is an Israeli baby that's torturing you by sleep deprivation?
02:29 [Y. Sinoir] What? Yes!
02:31 [Rachel] Occupying your house?
02:33 [Y. Sinoir] Ay, yes!
02:36 [Rachel] So unfair! So unfair! And the world does absolutely nothing about it.
02:42 I really hope you'll get a ceasefire soon. Thank you so much, Mr. Sinoir.
02:46 [Y. Sinoir] No, no, no, no, no. Thank you, Rachel.
02:49 [Rachel] And now, please stay with us for a moment of history.
02:58 [Narrateur] En 1944, Winston Churchill refusait un ceasefire et a continué l'attaque génocide sur la Germanie nazie.
03:08 Comme nous le savons, plus de citoyens allemands ont mort en guerre, ce qui les rend des victimes et la Grèce, le criminel de la guerre.
03:16 War Criminal.
03:17 [Musique]