Wonka | Clip: Funny Little Man

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The story of a young Willy Wonka and his adventures prior to opening the worlds most famous chocolate factory.
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [YAWNING]
00:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10 [EVIL LAUGHTER]
00:16 [SCREAMING]
00:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:22 [GUNSHOT]
00:23 Gotcha!
00:25 What the devil?
00:26 Let me out of here!
00:27 I demand to be released!
00:29 Incredible.
00:30 You can speak.
00:31 Well, of course I can speak.
00:32 Now, let me out of here, or I shall shriek.
00:34 Let me out!
00:36 Not until I take a good look at you.
00:38 Good evening.
00:42 So you're the funny little man who's been following me.
00:45 Funny little man?
00:46 How dare you?
00:47 I will have you know that I am a perfectly respectable size
00:50 for a numpa lumpa.
00:52 A numpa what now?
00:53 In fact, in lumpa land, I am regarded as something of a whopper.
00:57 They call me lofty.
00:58 So I will thank you to stop gawping at me as though I were
01:01 something unpleasant you'd found in your handkerchief.
01:03 I find it uncomfortable and frankly, rude.
01:08 Sorry.
01:09 Now let me out of here.
01:10 You have absolutely no right to go around
01:12 embottling innocent strangers.
01:14 Innocent?
01:15 Hold on, you've been stealing from me for years.
01:18 Well, you started it.
01:19 Me?
01:20 You stole our cocoa beans.
01:23 What are you talking about?
01:25 Do you mean that you don't even remember?
01:28 Remember what?
01:30 The day you destroyed my life.
01:35 No, I don't remember that.
01:37 Well then, young man, allow me to refresh your memory
01:41 in the form of a song so ruinously catchy
01:43 that it may never leave your mind.
01:46 Oh, I don't think I want to hear that.
01:48 Too late.
01:49 I've started dancing now.
01:51 Once we've started, we can't stop, you see?
01:55 Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo
01:58 I've got a tragic tale for you.