Don't Suck Film - official movie trailer HD
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00:00 Take a look at the kid that I'm sticking on stage next.
00:02 Why would I ever do that?
00:03 You've seen people bomb.
00:05 This kid next levels it.
00:06 I am a vampire.
00:07 I'm neither Team Edward or Team Jacob.
00:10 I rooted for the sun.
00:11 He was so scary, he scared the laughs away.
00:15 I saw you in the back.
00:19 Oh yeah, I was the guy who laughed.
00:21 Thank you for that.
00:22 You ever needed an opener?
00:24 What's up?
00:26 I have a commitment for you
00:27 to open up the brand new Russell Peters special.
00:29 Pick an opener, or one's gonna be appointed for you.
00:32 If you take me, and I will pay for every expense,
00:34 what do you say?
00:35 All right.
00:36 Guy has a friggin' coffin.
00:37 He's a good guy, and you can learn a thing or two.
00:39 Like what, how to hang upside down?
00:42 I once joined a doomsday cult,
00:44 and by the time I got there, everybody was dead.
00:46 Nick!
00:47 Will you quit the vampire routine?
00:49 It's not a routine.
00:50 I mean, the glowing eyes, contacts, the teeth,
00:55 it's an odd lifestyle choice, but hey, it's Vegas.
00:57 But dude, you turned into a bat!
00:59 Dude, you're amazing.
01:03 What'd you find in this kid?
01:06 Only fangs.
01:07 Aren't you late for your job at the truck stop glory hole?
01:12 Beside Twilight, don't do this.
01:14 You killed a guy, and drank his blood.
01:23 That's crazy!
01:27 Do you have any idea what it's like
01:29 to be emotionally dead inside?
01:31 Have you met me?
01:32 I'm a comedian.
01:33 You wanna touch it?
01:37 (laughing)
01:39 (upbeat music)