ANYONE BUT YOU Trailer

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ANYONE BUT YOU Trailer - official movie trailer HD
Transcript
00:00 Check out the new trailer for my new movie.
00:02 My movie.
00:03 It's actually my movie.
00:04 We'll see whose movie it is when it comes out.
00:06 Okay.
00:07 Check out the new trailer for our new movie,
00:10 "Anyone But You," now.
00:12 Better?
00:13 Just play the trailer.
00:14 Oh my God.
00:15 Enjoy.
00:16 Hey.
00:18 Headed to the wedding?
00:19 Of my sister?
00:20 Yes, I am.
00:21 So where's your fiancé?
00:22 Wait, is this him?
00:23 Hey, I'm Ben.
00:24 I was her hall pass on your break.
00:25 Wow, you are a child.
00:27 It's a pretty long flight.
00:28 Do you want anything from the front of the boat?
00:29 I'm all good on creatine and small dick insecurity.
00:32 Nothing small about me.
00:33 What the...
00:35 That's the jerk who we got with when she was on her break from Jonathan.
00:40 I could never be with someone like him.
00:41 These girls are disastrous.
00:43 We're gonna ruin our wedding.
00:48 Sorry.
00:49 What's going on, stranger?
00:52 What's going on over there?
00:53 They dated. She crushed his heart.
00:55 That man does not have a heart.
00:56 No way.
00:58 Honey, look who's here.
00:59 Who is it?
01:00 My ex, Jonathan.
01:02 My parents have been trying to get us back together.
01:04 He's like a son to us.
01:05 Maybe we should just tell everyone we're together.
01:07 What?
01:08 It would solve that problem for me and you clearly want Margaret.
01:11 She sees you're with me.
01:13 She wants what she can't have.
01:14 There's no way we can convince anyone we actually like each other.
01:17 You know, I still think about that night we spent together.
01:20 Shut up.
01:21 No, I'm serious.
01:22 No matter how it ended,
01:25 it was still pretty amazing.
01:28 [Dramatic music]
01:30 Convincing enough?
01:32 Let's do it.
01:33 Honey!
01:35 Here he is.
01:36 Oh, no. I'm with Ben.
01:37 So is it like we just got together or we've been sneaking around?
01:41 Let's just be affectionate.
01:42 Showtime.
01:43 Permission to put my left hand on your right buttock.
01:45 Granted.
01:46 Not a magic lamp.
01:48 Hey, little guy.
01:51 Oh, goddammit.
01:53 [Dramatic music]
01:54 We have to take it up a notch.
01:56 Nice touch.
01:57 Nice dress.
01:58 Oh, no, no. It's gonna be hot.
02:00 When are you ever gonna learn?
02:02 Fuck it. It's fine.
02:04 [Dramatic music]
02:05 Titanic me.
02:06 Are they watching?
02:07 Are they doing Titanic?
02:09 Aww!
02:09 They're gone. Show's over.
02:11 [Screams]
02:11 Oh, my god!
02:12 [Dramatic music]
02:14 Do you have a mole or something on your butt?
02:16 No.
02:16 [Dramatic music]
02:18 What the fuck?!
02:19 [Screams]
02:22 One might be in you.
02:23 [Dramatic music]
02:25 I'm good.
02:25 There's probably a better way to check than what I did.
02:27 [Dramatic music]
02:28 What did we miss?
02:29 What did we miss?
02:30 [Dramatic music]
02:31 Fuck it. It's fine.
02:32 [Silence]