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Watch the official “A Roast” clip from the new episode of the ABC dating reality series Bachelor in Paradise Season 10 Episode 8.

Bachelor in Paradise Host:

Jesse Palmer

Bachelor in Paradise Bartender:

Wells Adams

Stream Bachelor in Paradise now on ABC!

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Transcript
00:00 - As Michelle Obama once said,
00:02 "When they go low, you go lower."
00:05 - It's unfortunate that the doctor sent Sam home
00:08 for constipation.
00:09 Kat, you better watch.
00:10 You've been full of [bleep] this whole time.
00:13 [laughter]
00:14 - The way you said [bleep] is amazing.
00:17 - Okay. - So good.
00:18 - Kat, I know I ruined your birthday,
00:20 and I'm really sad about how that conversation went,
00:22 but I really couldn't tell where your head was at
00:25 because your face really wasn't moving
00:26 due to all the Botox. - Thank you.
00:28 That means that was good work.
00:31 I'm watching the reactions of everyone
00:32 as their names are being called,
00:34 and some people seem to laugh it off
00:35 and smile and have fun,
00:37 and other people, like Kat, for example,
00:39 her face just got tighter and tighter.
00:42 She had a lot of jokes about her tonight.
00:45 - Kylie and Kat have a lot in common.
00:47 Both very pretty,
00:49 both their names start with K,
00:50 and both stole my man.
00:52 But I do just have one burning question for you ladies.
00:56 How do I taste?
00:58 [cheers and applause]
01:01 - Whoo!
01:03 - Mercedes thinks she's a Mercedes,
01:05 but she's more like a [bleep]
01:07 [laughter]
01:09 - What was that? - I don't know.
01:11 I don't know. It's a bad taste in my mouth.
01:13 - Tyler is more committed to piercing his ear in one night
01:16 than he is in his last two weeks with Mercedes.
01:19 - Oh! - Ouch.
01:21 - It's definitely a concern.
01:22 All these people think that he's not that interested in me.
01:25 I would love to know, like, what made them think that.
01:27 It's getting messy, and I don't like it.
01:30 - Baby Jess, I know it's been a while
01:32 since you've had a date,
01:33 but maybe if you took that pacifier out of your mouth,
01:35 you could start kissing with some tongues.
01:37 - Oh! - Oh-ho-ho.
01:39 - The reason Blake doesn't open his mouth
01:41 is because the last two times he did with grown women,
01:43 they sent his ass here to date a child.
01:45 [laughter]
01:47 - Blake, I just actually heard that the same year
01:49 that you got engaged to Katie
01:50 was actually the same year Jess was born.
01:52 I had no idea.
01:54 [laughter]
01:55 - Being roasted about baby Jess and stuff,
01:57 like, it's getting old, and it's not really fun
01:59 to have the guy you're with's ex-fiancee,
02:02 like, hear roast about you.
02:04 - Rachel, Katie may have had
02:06 the most boring bachelorette season,
02:08 but at least she knows when to call it quits
02:11 and start a new career.
02:12 [laughter]
02:14 - Rachel, you are a pilot.
02:17 You had 33 men on your flight.
02:19 How is it that you crash-landed on paradise
02:21 and you still can't find a man?
02:23 - It's giving lost. - Ooh.
02:25 - I don't want to do this.
02:26 We all can pretend it's a joke,
02:28 but, like, deep down what you're saying,
02:29 you actually feel, and I don't think it's funny.
02:32 - Tyler, we were all really, really excited
02:34 when we found out that there was gonna be
02:36 an ex-bachelorette on the beach,
02:37 and obviously we were really hoping for Gabby,
02:39 but we got Rachel.
02:41 - Oh, that's hard.
02:43 - I definitely was enjoying
02:45 this connection I had with Tanner.
02:47 I opened up to him about things
02:49 that I haven't told anyone else,
02:51 which I think is really special,
02:53 but why would you say something that mean?
02:55 - All right, well, everybody, great job tonight.
02:57 We hope you had as much fun roasting each other
02:59 as we had judging this and listening to you.
03:01 I know some people are probably suffering
03:03 from second- and third-degree burns
03:05 after that roast, but you all did an amazing job.
03:08 - Tonight was weird.
03:09 I thought it was gonna be a funny night,
03:11 but feelings were hurt.
03:13 This roasts at "Paradise of Blaze."
03:16 - Yeah.
03:17 [no audio]
03:20 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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