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00:00 [music]
00:22 In the beginning the world was all wet. Today it is still four-fifths wet.
00:30 [music]
00:32 Man, the nomad, in the course of his migrations often encountered bodies of water too wide or too deep to be crossed.
00:44 Always the thinker, man soon evolved the most primitive form of aquatic transportation, a log.
00:54 [music]
00:56 Supported by the log or seated upon it, the next question was one of propulsion.
01:03 First the foot, then the hand, and then, ah-ha, the first marine invention, the paddle.
01:13 [music]
01:18 From the paddle the logical development was the oar, which employed the simple mechanics of the lever and fulcrum,
01:25 producing maximum power with a minimum of effort.
01:33 Because of the limitless, uncharted expanse of water, the ancient mariner oft times found himself far, far out at sea,
01:43 with only the stars to guide him.
01:46 Star light, star bright, glasher, wish I knew where I was tonight.
01:59 Swiftly and surely the stars steered him on to his destination.
02:07 In the 13th century, even as today, great thinkers worried about what shape the world was in.
02:15 Some great minds firmly believed that if you sailed west far enough,
02:24 you would sail off the edge of the world.
02:36 From the earliest days, sailors were preyed upon by pirates.
02:43 In those romantic days, ships often changed captains very suddenly.
02:49 This colorful ceremony is called locking the plank or feeding the sharks.
02:58 Hey, bells, come and get it.
03:08 But old father Neptune went on the rampage.
03:23 For safety's sake, sailors would latch themselves to the mast.
03:30 Thus the sailor was able to stick to his post through hail and high water.
03:38 The flag is the sign language of the sea.
03:42 Sailors could communicate with each other by semaphoring and wig wagging.
04:00 He wigged what he should have wagged.
04:09 The happy carefree sailor expressed himself with a horn pipe, traditional dance of the sea.
04:16 Hauling in rope, hoisting sail, rowing, lookout, lookout.
04:39 Ah, the clipper ship, the queen of the seven seas, the heyday of sail, iron man.
04:51 Wooden ships.
04:54 Through centuries of practice, the sailor has developed a perfect set of sea legs.
05:06 A sailor is easily recognized by his wand.
05:10 Oh, knots.
05:13 Who should know how to tie knots better than the sailor?
05:16 He invented them.
05:17 The square knot.
05:19 The sheep shank.
05:22 The granny knot.
05:25 A very interesting knot.
05:27 Bears great strength.
05:30 The slip knot.
05:32 Now the barrel knot, most slip proof of all.
05:38 Take it away!
05:43 This explains why sailors are often called old tars.
05:50 And now, through trial and error, the sailor has at last mastered the sea.
05:56 A far cry indeed from his early ancestors to the modern scientific mariner of today.
06:09 All hands, man battle stations, stand by to attack.
06:14 Hey! Stand by to attack!
06:20 Ready?
06:25 And...
06:27 Fire!
06:30 (Screaming)
06:34 (Explosion)
06:37 (Explosion)
06:40 (Explosion)
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07:03 (upbeat music)
07:06 (gasps)