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00:00 [THEME MUSIC]
00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06,
00:36 Ah, two weeks vacation.
00:39 Ah, there is nothing as pleasing to the grateful employee
00:42 as his two weeks vacation with pay.
00:47 Fishing at Fongelac, sunrise in the Rockies,
00:50 basking on the beach, dude ranching, golfing, boating,
00:53 and hunting in the Northwoods.
00:56 One minute to go.
00:57 Act and ready.
01:00 Fong's wave, ah, the open road.
01:13 The open road beckons ever onward.
01:30 Leading us to quaint, out of the way places.
01:33 Say, ah, can you fix this, um--
01:35 Can I fix it, boy?
01:37 Listen, Buster, what I know about fixing these buggies,
01:40 the fella that was in here just the other day, the same model,
01:42 fix it in a jiffy.
01:44 Needs a new carburetor, generator shot, pistons
01:46 loose wiring, batteries busted, plugs,
01:48 brakes, cylinders cracked there.
01:50 Yep, looks like all you needs is a new motor.
01:56 Any time you need anything else fixed, just drop a vow.
01:58 Say, how about this here tire?
02:05 One meets such interesting people on one's travels.
02:23 Give you a lift, mister?
02:26 No radio, no heater, tires thin, needs paint, old model.
02:32 Forget it.
02:33 Ah, the lure of the open road.
02:39 Pausing for a moment, basking in the sun.
02:54 [THUNDER]
02:57 As we drink in the surrounding atmosphere.
03:03 [BELL RINGING]
03:04 [HORSE NEIGHING]
03:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:10 Well, ta-ta, trailer.
03:18 A slight detour, and we are rewarded by a majestic view.
03:24 As the setting sun dips below the blue horizon,
03:27 the weary traveler seeks a place to rest.
03:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:50 No vacancy, no vacancy, no vacancy, no vacancy.
03:54 Ah, vacancy.
03:55 Mm, it's empty.
04:02 Hey.
04:06 Hey, hey, come back here.
04:18 Wait for me.
04:20 Hey.
04:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:24 Go back.
04:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:28 A haven of rest, a cozy cottage with all the comforts of home.
04:36 And one is quickly lulled to sleep
04:43 by the gentle sounds of the night.
04:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:50 [THUNDER]
04:53 I'm getting out of this here place.
05:08 Ah, the pleasures of nightlife.
05:12 [YAWNING]
05:14 Passing cars gaily salute us on our way with lights
05:18 that gleam with crystal clearness.
05:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:24 [TIRES SCREECHING]
05:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:30 [TIRES SCREECHING]
05:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:37 [TIRES SCREECHING]
05:40 [TIRES SCREECHING]
05:42 Hey, why don't you watch where you're--
05:44 Yikes!
05:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:48 Mm, that's my car.
05:59 Pull over to the side.
06:02 And finally, the perfect haven for rest and relaxation
06:06 with good food and excellent service and complete privacy.
06:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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06:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:21 [BLANK_AUDIO]