• l’année dernière
Transcription
00:00 - Come on, I got him, come on, come on.
00:00 - Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
00:04 - On him, I'm here.
00:06 - I'm on him.
00:07 I'm on him, I'm on him.
00:08 - Oh, I got him, I got him, I'm here, I'm here.
00:09 - No, you're good, you're good.
00:11 He's right here, right here, somewhere, right there.
00:12 - Download, download, download, hit him a little launch,
00:14 a little launch.
00:15 - Wait.
00:16 - Oh, hit him a little launch, a little launch.
00:16 - Wait, no.
00:17 (explosion)
00:20 - Yo, Ninja, that's you?
00:24 - What's up, baby?
00:25 - Ninja!
00:26 (laughing)
00:27 - Ninja!
00:28 - Hold on, hold on, are you filming friendly?
00:30 - No, not at all.
00:31 - Oh, let's go!
00:33 (laughing)
00:35 Let me put on my signature skin, where it's at.
00:38 - Oh, this is dangerous, bro.
00:40 Born in dangerous.
00:41 - My signature skin!
00:42 Go back, I want to be monkey!
00:43 (explosion)
00:44 (laughing)
00:46 - Is he laughing, bro, right?
00:49 - There's no way, bro, there's no way.
00:52 - Hey, there's so many people here, by the way.
00:55 - Huh?
00:56 - Mine, mine, mine, mine.
00:57 - Nah, we're good, bro.
00:58 - Nah, it's not me.
00:59 - It's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's not me.
01:00 (gunshots)
01:03 - Get the fuck off me, dude.
01:05 - I need loot, man, I have no gun.
01:07 - Dude, there's no way you're knocked against me.
01:09 - And he's dancing, he's a stream sniper, bro.
01:14 Hey, look, all my life this dude, bro,
01:16 the same dude who just killed me,
01:17 I got him, had him on my friend list, bro.
01:19 He's a block, bro.
01:20 You're a block, bro, oh God, you're a block.
01:22 - One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot, one shot.
01:24 (explosion)
01:25 - Oh, get fucked, you bitch.
01:27 We got a friendly making a heart,
01:29 and I think we're good.
01:30 - I know, I have another guy down, another guy under me.
01:33 - And then he shoots at me, bro, like what the?
01:36 - It's stupid and dumb.
01:38 - On you?
01:40 - Nah, I think it's the friendly.
01:41 It's the friendly right now just showing his heart.
01:42 - I love you.
01:43 - Kill him, kill him, kill him.
01:46 - Thank you, bro, kill him.
01:48 - All right, y'all, like, that's no more dice, bro.
01:49 I'm not.
01:50 - Another Port-a-Fortress Dennis over me, bro,
01:53 and a guy close.
01:55 I'm getting speed up.
01:56 - Damn, bro, I can't see.
01:57 (upbeat music)
01:59 - Behind you, Dennis.
02:01 - We got him, we got him, we got him.
02:02 (gunshots)
02:05 - No, 100, 100, three, three, three.
02:06 - That dead, dead, dead.
02:07 I think we go down, we go down and break that, right?
02:09 We go down and just start hacking with that.
02:10 Speed, get shot.
02:11 Top of the mountain, top of the mountain.
02:12 It's a stream sniper, that guy.
02:13 That guy's a solo.
02:14 - Oh.
02:15 (gunshots)
02:17 (screaming)
02:19 - Let's go, get the fuck on.
02:26 - Get it, get it, get it on.
02:28 Oh my God, we're super far, bro.
02:30 - Yeah, I have no heals either.
02:32 - Oh my God.
02:33 - I got, I got, I got a headshot.
02:34 (gunshots)
02:35 - Uh, I'd like to top off.
02:36 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
02:37 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
02:38 Fresh, fresh wood, fresh wood.
02:39 - Yeah, there's a guy in front of us.
02:40 - Right in front of us.
02:41 - We're getting landed on above, Ty.
02:42 - Good job, sniper boss.
02:43 (gunshot)
02:44 (sad trombone)
02:45 - We're looking, that's 45 headshot, wipe.
02:47 - Bro, I'm going to, trust me.
02:52 - Top is clear, just keep going.
02:53 - Ninja's a fucking messy fan, bro.
02:55 That shit just pissed me off.
02:56 - Oh, first off, bro, first off, I'm a Ronaldo fan
02:58 and I'm a Ronaldinho fan.
02:59 I've been around for a long time, bro.
03:01 So like, so like.
03:02 - Man, you don't even, bro, you don't know
03:03 fucking Ronaldinho.
03:04 - You don't even know Ronaldinho.
03:05 I was literally watching Ronaldinho highlight videos
03:07 while you were in your dad's nutsack.
03:09 - What country is he from?
03:10 - I don't fucking know.
03:12 - But it's common sense, bro.
03:13 Brazilian, you know.
03:14 - Is it common?
03:15 - Spell common sense right now, spell it.
03:18 - C-O-N-N-E-S-E.
03:19 (laughing)
03:21 - That's what I'm talking about!
03:24 We got players in front of us right here, by the way.
03:27 A lot of loot right here, yeah.
03:28 Breaking out, they're breaking out, they're taking them.
03:29 Oh, he's got a chug right here.
03:31 Beamed him, beamed him, beamed him, beamed him.
03:33 (gunshots)
03:35 - Bro, it's like two.
03:37 - RPG, RPG, RPG up here.
03:39 - Bye, bye, bye, bye.
03:40 - Oh, no wait, so y'all pushing?
03:41 - Yeah, I'm going to get up there.
03:42 This is like the last two teams, bro.
03:45 - Cracked on, cracked on.
03:47 (screaming)
03:49 - He's got a turret, bro.
03:54 - Oh, shit.
03:55 - Right in front of you, Zvid.
03:57 (gunshots)
03:58 - I hit the wall.
04:00 I have a right in the box.
04:02 - 100, down one.
04:03 Coming.
04:05 (screaming)
04:06 - Dead, dead, dead, dead.
04:07 - Dude, 16 kills is a lot, dude.
04:09 Do you not understand?
04:10 - We're used to dropping like 30 or 40 bombs in zero build, so.
04:13 - Bro, do you know my three year old cousin
04:15 plays zero build, bro?
04:17 Like, do you know like literal bots play zero build, bro?
04:19 - What's his name?
04:20 - His name is, what's his name, what's his name?
04:23 I got nothing on a name.
04:24 Come on, baby, what's the name?
04:27 - Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nice try, bro.
04:30 Nah, nah, nah, I caught you, man.
04:32 - I said Timothy, I had to think about it.
04:34 - His name is, yeah, right, bro.
04:37 - Yo.
04:39 - Yo, hold, hold, team, last team, last team.
04:40 This is a trio.
04:42 - Oh, got me in the solo.
04:44 - Wait, wait, wait, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no.
04:46 - Hold on, hold on, hold on, bottom floor, bottom floor,
04:47 bottom floor.
04:48 I'm breaking you guys down.
04:49 - Wait, don't do it.
04:50 I'm getting free, solo on you, solo on you.
04:55 - What the is this?
04:57 - 84 on this guy, 35 white, 70 white, 70 white.
05:00 - Looking, looking, looking, train.
05:02 - All right, on him.
05:03 - Yeah, I got a reload.
05:05 - You got him, got him, got him, Ty.
05:06 - He's on the hill, right in front of me, right here.
05:08 - Let me 1v1 him, let me 1v1 him.
05:10 - Come on, I got, come on, come on.
05:11 - Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
05:15 - On him, I'm here.
05:16 - Bottom, bottom on you.
05:18 - Oh, I got, I got, I'm here, I'm here.
05:20 - No, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good,
05:22 you're good, you're good.
05:22 - I'm here, I'm here.
05:24 - Right here, right here, somewhere, right.
05:25 - Download, download, download, hit him a little launch,
05:27 a little launch.
05:28 - Wait.
05:28 - Oh, hit him a little launch, a little launch.
05:29 - Wait, yo.
05:30 - Mother.
05:33 - Ninja.
05:35 - Oh my God, bro, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:38 - Son of a bitch.
05:40 - Hey, they got me in the box.
05:42 - Oh no, oh my God, wait.
05:43 - Hit me in the balls, thank God, holy man.
05:46 - Yeah, we won, we won, my first win.
05:49 - What are you talking about?
05:52 - My first win.
05:53 - Hold on, chat, I'm gonna prank Ninja when he get back.
05:56 (crickets chirping)
05:59 This about to be the funniest,
06:00 as soon as he put on his earphones.
06:03 - All right, I'm back, I'm back, I'm here.
06:06 - Oh my, what the?
06:08 (static)
06:10 - Oh, shit, you're on my roommate's door, ha.
06:18 (static)
06:20 - What the?
06:25 - Did you see?
06:26 The side of the door frame barely visible on camera.
06:29 A lot translucent.
06:30 - Holy shit.
06:31 - A little creeps in the frame.
06:32 - What the?
06:33 (static)
06:36 - Hey, stop, who's taking this?
06:38 Yo, what is this?
06:40 Yo, who's taking this?
06:42 (static)
06:44 - Shut up!
06:46 (upbeat music)
06:51 - Hey, we're in no builds.
06:53 - We're in no builds, dude.
06:54 - We're in no builds?
06:55 Bro, watch how easy this shit about to be.
06:57 It's about to be nothing but bums, bro.
06:59 (gunshots)
07:04 - You actually can't do it.
07:06 (upbeat music)
07:09 - This is funny, bro.
07:11 - Oh, Bushra.
07:13 - So like, what's meta?
07:14 - Did he headshot?
07:17 Everything, bro, literally everything.
07:19 Dennis, that guy was lit on you, bro.
07:20 - One shot, five health, literally.
07:22 (gunshots)
07:24 - Yo, he's one shot, one shot.
07:26 - I got him, I got him, I got him.
07:28 (gunshots)
07:30 - Let's go.
07:32 (gunshots)
07:34 (upbeat music)
07:37 (gunshots)
07:41 - Made him dance.
07:42 - Get out of here, bro.
07:44 - Somebody's on me.
07:46 - Uh.
07:48 - We good?
07:53 - Nah, I think they're--
07:54 - I'm landing on you, Spitzle.
07:56 - There I am, bro, there I am.
07:57 (gunshots)
07:59 - How'd you get a, is that a purple or a gold?
08:02 (gunshots)
08:05 - You know what, alien ninja, come here.
08:12 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, rift up, rift up, rift up,
08:13 rift up, man, let's go.
08:15 - Where, oh, shit.
08:16 - Uh, campfire.
08:19 - I'm here.
08:19 (gunshots)
08:22 - This might be the most annoying banana
08:28 I've ever seen in my entire life.
08:29 - Hold on, wait, how do I go down here, though?
08:32 - Uh, just like this, like this, Spitz.
08:33 ♪ Sing with us ♪
08:34 - No, no!
08:35 (laughing)
08:37 - Bro, you actually scared me for a second.
08:40 - Yeah, it's even pleasant.
08:42 - Pleasant, all right.
08:43 Are you real, are you real, real, real?
08:45 - Yeah, real, what's he got?
08:46 - Yeah, I'm coming, coming, coming, coming, coming.
08:48 - Oh, he's typing.
08:49 - Oh, I don't, I see a glint.
08:51 - It's a hunting rifle.
08:52 - Nice.
08:54 (gunshots)
08:56 - I'm gonna die.
09:01 - I'm gonna mark her, he pushed you over.
09:03 - Teal.
09:04 - Nice.
09:06 - I have an impulse, do I drive?
09:08 - Either.
09:09 - It's not easy.
09:11 - In a way, you're telling me to speak
09:12 probably English right now.
09:14 - Yeah, bro.
09:15 - Oh, shit.
09:19 - I'm trying to snipe me.
09:21 - One at seven.
09:23 - Knock, knock, knock, knock, I'm gone, I'm gone.
09:25 - Yeah.
09:26 - Hit him 80, hit him 80.
09:30 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I got 53.
09:31 - Knocked him?
09:35 - Yeah, we're, nice.
09:36 - No, no, no, no, no, he's on the rez.
09:38 Oh, was that him?
09:43 No, no, no, no.
09:44 - I'm screaming.
09:45 - Peace out.
09:46 - No, no, no, it's like under.
09:47 - Oh, that's, dude.
09:52 - Wait, wait, wait, what?
09:54 - Oh.
09:54 - Hey, welcome to the fucking show, Speed.
09:56 Welcome.
09:57 - There is three teams.
09:58 - Let's go.
09:59 (upbeat music)
10:02 (upbeat music)
10:05 (gentle music)
10:07 [Music]