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00:00 and in offices like y'all,
00:02 I'll just sit in that little old squad car
00:05 and be quiet as a mouse.
00:07 - Hmph!
00:08 - Oh my goodness, I didn't mean to offend you,
00:11 Officer Jerry, I think you're just the cutest
00:14 little old policeman on the force.
00:16 (horse whinnies)
00:18 (upbeat music)
00:21 This little old squad car looked just peachy
00:25 after I put up some jim's curtains back here.
00:29 - Calling car six and seven eighths.
00:32 Proceed to 1111 Elm.
00:35 A lady's baby is up a tree.
00:37 - My, you officers sure do respond heroically.
00:42 Now, was that little old car a 604 or a 309?
00:47 802?
00:48 707?
00:48 (car engine rumbles)
00:50 Be careful, baby, help's on the way.
00:54 (car engine rumbles)
00:56 Oh, hurry, officers!
00:58 Save my little baby!
01:00 (crying)
01:06 My, he is so brave!
01:09 (car engine rumbles)
01:15 (tires screech)
01:18 Hey, kitty, kitty, sweet little old kitty.
01:28 Now, hear this.
01:30 Climb down out of that tree and that is an order!
01:34 Here, you all may.
01:40 - Oh, thank you, officer, thank you!
01:43 (car engine rumbles)
01:48 - Calling car six and seven eighths.
01:53 A water main has ruptured on Beverly Boulevard.
01:56 Get out there and do something
01:58 until we can get the water tank off.
02:01 (crying)
02:03 Don't just stand there!
02:08 I said to do something!
02:10 (car engine rumbles)
02:15 - Oh, my, those officers are in danger.
02:24 (car engine rumbles)
02:27 Oh.
02:29 My goodness, are you all right, fellow officers?
02:38 It sure is exciting to ride with two brave officers
02:45 to get things done as officially as you.
02:48 - Hmm.
02:49 - Calling car six and seven eighths.
02:51 There is a small boy lost on Hill Road.
02:55 Take him home.
02:56 (tires screech)
02:59 - Are you lost, little boy?
03:08 - Yes, ma'am.
03:10 - Would you like for us to take you home?
03:13 - I get to ride in a squad car?
03:16 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
03:19 Turn about is fair play.
03:21 I'll let you ride my skateboard, officer.
03:25 Whee!
03:29 Look at him go!
03:30 Are you all right, Officer Tom?
03:42 My goodness, I gave us a little old flat tire, didn't I?
03:49 We just had to get this little old flat tire fixed, Sonny,
03:52 but we'll get you home in a jiffy anyway.
03:56 (car engine rumbles)
03:59 - Calling car six and seven eighths.
04:05 Calling car six and seven eighths.
04:08 Urgent!
04:08 - My goodness!
04:10 - The alley cat gang is creating a disturbance
04:14 in Allen's Alley.
04:15 Bring them in.
04:17 (tires screech)
04:20 - It's officers Tom and Jerry.
04:27 Beat it!
04:27 - Open up, we wanna talk to you.
04:43 - Open up, we wanna talk to you.
04:46 (men laughing)
04:48 - Hey, fellas, look it!
05:05 A lady car!
05:06 (men laughing)
05:09 (men shouting)
05:12 - All right, all right already.
05:22 We give up.
05:23 We'll behave.
05:24 - Well, officers Tom and Jerry,
05:31 I see by this glowing report
05:34 that you have had quite a day.
05:37 You got the lady's baby out of the tree safely.
05:41 Oh, very ingenious,
05:43 the way you blocked that gusher
05:44 until the water main could be repaired.
05:47 You even brought in the alley cat gang
05:50 without calling for a backup force.
05:54 Congratulations!
05:56 The force is proud of you.
05:58 Now, how about you, Officer Katie?
06:02 Did you learn anything today
06:04 riding with these efficient officers?
06:07 - I sure did, Chief, sir.
06:10 I learned that these are just
06:13 the greatest little old officers on the force,
06:17 next to you, of course.
06:18 (Chief chuckles)
06:24 - Oh, this calls for a celebration.
06:27 I'll pop for the pops.
06:30 (dramatic music)
06:33 (dramatic music)
06:35 (dramatic music)
06:39 (dramatic music)
06:42 (screaming)
06:44 (upbeat music)