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00:00 Tom and Jerry Kid!
00:02 Tom and Jerry Kid!
00:04 Tom and Jerry Kid's Family Show!
00:09 And now, ladies and gentlemen, we're ready for the Championship No-Holds-Barred
00:26 Alligator Wrestling Match!
00:29 In this corner, the undefeated world champion alligator wrestler, the Big...
00:36 Oh!
00:37 And in this corner, the ferocious, man-eating, carnivorous savage of the swamps,
00:51 just trapped from the Okefenokee Everglades in Florida,
00:55 the Mandible Mandala!
00:59 Okay, boys, I wanna see a nice, clean match.
01:13 That means no headlocks,
01:15 elbow drives,
01:18 or foot stomps!
01:22 Oh!
01:51 I quit!
01:52 All this physical stuff is making a wreck out of me!
01:56 I'm going back to the Okefenokee swamp, yeah?
01:59 Now, where in the heck is that lazy gator?
02:02 If that scary, overgrown lizard has run away again,
02:05 I'm gonna have it made into a pair of shoes!
02:08 Alligator shoes!
02:10 Oops, got me on ya!
02:16 (whirring)
02:18 (snoring)
02:33 (yawns)
02:45 (whistles)
02:46 Please don't turn me in.
02:50 All I want is to get back to the Okefenokee swamp in Florida, yeah?
02:55 And live the carefree gator's life, you know?
02:58 (whirring)
03:00 I'll find that ship that's good for nothing, reptile,
03:06 if it's the last thing I do.
03:08 And then, wham!
03:10 In a gator luggage!
03:13 (whirring)
03:15 That's them!
03:19 They wants to take me back to that nasty wrestling ring!
03:23 I hate the wrestling!
03:24 I know them pile drivers, body slam,
03:27 and that awful, un-chic-un-fist-up-wig!
03:32 (sneezes)
03:33 Promise you'll send me back to the Okefenokee swamp,
03:37 you know, buddy, yeah?
03:39 Please!
03:42 (speaking in Okefenokee)
03:44 Merci a lot, little buddy.
03:46 Thanks beaucoup, young'un.
03:48 (whistling)
03:49 Shh!
03:50 Ooh! It's cold!
04:10 (whistling)
04:13 (whistling)
04:15 (whistling)
04:26 (whistling)
04:34 (bubbling)
04:36 (snoring)
04:44 The coast is clear. He's asleep.
04:50 See, little buddy? I'm hungry, huh?
04:52 Y'all think we can grab a pizza, hot sauce, yeah?
04:55 Coffee, pie, hot sauce, yeah?
04:57 And some chips, hot sauce, yeah?
05:02 (snoring)
05:04 I wonder if there's a diet soda in here.
05:12 (groans)
05:20 (phone buzzing)
05:22 (whistling)
05:26 (whistling)
05:28 (laughing)
05:39 (laughing)
05:45 (whistling)
05:47 (whistling)
06:12 (whistling)
06:14 (laughing)
06:27 (whistling)
06:40 (thunder)
06:42 (snoring)
06:49 (meows)
06:52 Pardon me, pussycats.
06:54 Is this it again?
06:56 Well, no.
06:57 I see you're going to Florida with your patchery and me,
07:01 where we can do a little wrestling, yeah?
07:04 You and me, eh?
07:06 You and me, eh?
07:08 (laughing)
07:10 Dike, where are you, my favorite son?
07:22 In here, Pops.
07:24 Doing my homework.
07:26 What a good kid.
07:28 Do you know what today is?
07:30 No, dear father.
07:32 Today is Grandma's birthday,
07:34 and we're going to give her this as a present.
07:37 (whistling)
07:38 Grandma just loves cute little boys.
07:41 Gee, father, I'm a big pup now.
07:44 Can I take it to Grandma's myself?
07:46 Can I? Huh? Can I? Can I? Can I?
07:49 Well, okay, son, but be careful,
07:52 and don't talk to strangers.
07:54 Don't worry, protective father.
07:56 I'll be all right.
07:58 Now, you didn't think I was about to let my little boy
08:02 go off on supervision, did you?
08:05 Well, not if you're a responsible father.
08:08 (laughing)
08:10 I'll quietly follow close behind Dike
08:13 without him ever knowing.
08:15 ♪ To Grandma's corner we go ♪
08:19 ♪ Dee-do, dee-do, dee-do ♪
08:21 ♪ I got a surprise that'll open her eyes ♪
08:23 ♪ And she'll be happy, I know ♪
08:25 (whistling)
08:27 (whistling)
08:34 I thought I heard a chirpy boy.
08:37 Say, that's a line from that other boydy character.
08:40 Who do you know? Go figure.
08:42 ♪ To Grandma's corner we go ♪
08:45 ♪ Dee-do, dee-do, dee-do ♪
08:47 Say, kid, where are you going?
08:49 Well, you see, I'm bringing this present to--
08:52 Don't tell me. Let me see here.
08:54 The kid, a present.
08:57 You're going to your grandma's house, right?
09:00 Yeah. How did you know?
09:03 Oh, just a lucky guess.
09:05 You know, this chain seems awfully heavy
09:08 for a small kid like you to lug around.
09:11 How's about letting me carry it for you?
09:14 Hey, give me back my bird.
09:17 I'll bop you one.
09:19 (grunting)
09:21 Bop me? (laughing)
09:23 Ooh, I'm so scared.
09:26 Go on, squirt. Bop me.
09:31 (laughing)
09:33 Hold it. Hold it right there.
09:42 This isn't right.
09:44 I am an adult, and you're a kid.
09:47 Okay, now, let's try this once again.
09:50 After all, lightning can't strike in the same place twice.
09:54 Okay, squirt, lay one on me.
09:59 [screaming]
10:00 [screaming]
10:06 [coughing]
10:09 ♪ To Grandma's condo we go ♪
10:12 ♪ Dee-do, dee-do, dee-do ♪
10:14 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
10:16 [humming]
10:24 [humming]
10:25 [laughing]
10:34 [screaming]
10:46 [splashing]
10:47 Let me see, three pigs? Nah, Goldilocks?
11:00 A ducky? Nope, Pinocchio, Snow White, Mother Goose, Slipping Beauty.
11:04 Ah, here it is.
11:06 Grandma's penthouse, suite 2338.
11:09 ♪ To Grandma's condo we go ♪
11:12 ♪ Dee-do, dee-do, dee-do ♪
11:14 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
11:15 ♪ Dee-do, dee-do, dee-do ♪
11:17 Boy, oh boy, Grandma's gonna like this surprise.
11:34 [laughing]
11:36 Oh.
11:40 [screaming]
11:43 [screaming]
11:44 ♪ Dee-do, dee-do, dee-do ♪
11:51 ♪ Dee-do, dee-do, dee-do ♪
11:52 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
11:54 ♪ Dee-do, dee-do, dee-do ♪
11:56 [gasping]
11:58 OK, OK, come on, Grandma, get going.
12:03 Scram, take a bath.
12:06 Out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out.
12:07 Scram out, make yourself scarce, take a vacation.
12:09 Oh, boy, it's nice this time of year. Aloha already.
12:13 Happy birthday, Grandma.
12:18 Look what I brought you.
12:19 Oh, ahem. Oh, how nice.
12:22 Gee, Grandma, what big bags you got under your bloodshot eyes.
12:27 I've been staying up too late watching the late, late, late, and even later movie.
12:34 Boy, what a wrinkly prune face you got.
12:38 Well, I guess it's about time for that facelift.
12:45 [groaning]
12:47 And what sharp, yellow, black-up teeth you got.
12:51 The better to eat your caviar with.
12:54 [laughing]
12:55 Ooh, yummy, yummy, yummy, scram.
13:00 You ain't got a frying pan on you, have you, pal?
13:04 [screaming]
13:05 No, but I gotta walk.
13:08 [gunshot]
13:10 [whistling]
13:18 [engine revving]
13:23 [crashing]
13:31 [music playing]
13:32 Scratch one pussycat.
13:36 [laughing]
13:37 Good heavens, who's that awful person?
13:41 Take my, my, my, if it isn't my favorite grandpuppy.
13:46 Happy birthday, Grandma.
13:48 Oh, it's just what I always wanted.
13:51 [kissing]
13:52 Thank you.
13:54 See, Pop?
13:55 I delivered the present to Grandma all by myself.
13:59 I knew you could, and I'm proud of you, son.
14:02 You gotta teach him to be self-reliant.
14:05 [laughing]
14:06 You know, I couldn't be self-reliant without my Pop.
14:10 [laughing]
14:11 [music playing]
14:14 Wildcat, where is that new pooch?
14:27 [growling]
14:29 [chirping]
14:30 Make haste, Sir Thomas.
14:35 I must prepare for ye jousting tournament.
14:38 Get me my leg armor.
14:41 Turn it.
14:45 Sold.
14:50 [clanging]
14:54 [chirping]
14:55 [chirping]
14:56 [clanging]
15:01 Oh.
15:07 Oh, one more mistake, Squire Cat, and it's the moat for you.
15:14 [chirping]
15:16 Whilst I am gone, I want this castle clean from dungeon to turret.
15:25 The castle must be spotless, or I'll boot you in the mire
15:30 and hire a new squire.
15:32 Catch us, thou my dream.
15:34 [whimpering]
15:36 And one more little thing, Squire Cat.
15:42 Freed my house from that father never-lost!
15:46 [chirping]
15:47 [chirping]
15:49 [chirping]
15:50 [clanging]
15:56 [chirping]
15:59 [clanging]
16:02 [clanging]
16:07 [chirping]
16:11 [clanging]
16:14 [chirping]
16:15 [growling]
16:18 [thudding]
16:19 [chirping]
16:20 [thudding]
16:22 [chirping]
16:24 [thudding]
16:28 [chirping]
16:30 [chirping]
16:34 [chirping]
16:39 [chirping]
16:40 [thudding]
16:49 [chirping]
16:52 [chirping]
16:56 [chirping]
17:04 [chirping]
17:06 [chirping]
17:07 [chirping]
17:10 [chirping]
17:15 [thudding]
17:17 [chirping]
17:21 [chirping]
17:22 [chirping]
17:26 [thudding]
17:28 [chirping]
17:30 [chirping]
17:32 [chirping]
17:34 [screaming]
17:35 [chirping]
17:38 [chirping]
17:43 [chirping]
17:48 [thudding]
17:55 [growling]
17:58 [thudding]
18:00 [chirping]
18:01 [chirping]
18:07 [chirping]
18:10 [chirping]
18:13 [chirping]
18:15 [chirping]
18:18 [growling]
18:20 [chirping]
18:23 [growling]
18:26 [chirping]
18:29 [thudding]
18:30 [chirping]
18:33 [music playing]
18:36 [chirping]
18:39 [growling]
18:41 [chirping]
18:42 [growling]
18:49 [chirping]
18:55 [chirping]
18:59 [chirping]
19:00 [chirping]
19:03 [chirping]
19:05 [farting]
19:10 [chirping]
19:14 [chirping]
19:18 [farting]
19:25 [chirping]
19:28 [chirping]
19:29 [chirping]
19:34 [chirping]
19:38 [chirping]
19:44 [footsteps]
19:48 [chirping]
19:53 [music playing]
19:55 [chirping]
19:56 Flee to the castle or I'll put you in the fire and hire a new squire!
20:06 [chirping]
20:07 [music playing]
20:09 [chirping]
20:13 [chirping]
20:17 (audience cheering)