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00:00 (laughs)
00:02 And so, highly regarded Dr. Droopy,
00:06 in recognition of your discovering
00:09 so many really nifty things,
00:12 I present you with our society's highest honor.
00:16 (all murmuring)
00:19 Ta-da.
00:21 (laughs)
00:23 This is mine!
00:26 Mine, do you hear?
00:28 (all gasping)
00:30 Mine!
00:31 I, Dr. McWolfenstein, am the world's greatest scientist!
00:35 Not this tiny twit.
00:37 I mean nothing.
00:39 I, McWolfenstein, have discovered
00:43 the secret of life itself!
00:45 (laughs)
00:47 I say, is that my promised trophy, you bounder?
00:52 Or else.
00:53 Huh?
00:56 Oh!
00:56 (laughs)
00:58 Or else what, you pathetic, dewy pooch?
01:01 Or else this.
01:02 (all grunting)
01:06 I say, he's tough for a little bloke.
01:14 (all grunting)
01:17 And stay out, you bad old cuckoo scientist.
01:22 Nobody calls McWolfenstein cuckoo!
01:27 I'll get you for that, Dr. Troopy!
01:30 I'm already home.
01:31 No, better yet, I'll have my great creation get you!
01:38 (whistles)
01:42 You called, master?
01:45 Oh dear, not another McWolfenstein monster.
01:49 It's the fourth one he's made this week.
01:55 Get this car outta here.
01:57 Get him out, out, out, out!
02:00 Okay, okay, don't get so excited.
02:03 Stop the car, you magnifying glass beanhead!
02:09 Don't, I'll, uh, you make me so nervous.
02:13 I said stop this car!
02:15 Oh, all right, you big nasty--
02:18 (screams)
02:22 Just one of those days.
02:25 I suppose now I'll get run over by a bus.
02:29 No, a fire engine.
02:30 (clicks tongue)
02:35 Cuckoo, definitely cuckoo.
02:37 If you do, Dr. Troopy, go get the car and step on it!
02:45 Yes, master.
02:47 (screams)
02:51 (crashes)
02:53 Did I step on it enough, master?
02:56 Next time I'm gonna adopt.
02:58 (upbeat music)
03:02 Drink this down, son.
03:09 What, what, what?
03:10 Well?
03:11 Best cherry milkshake I ever had.
03:14 Oh, goody, another scientific triumph.
03:20 Let's see, what's a really neat, clever,
03:23 ultra brilliant super scientific way to get in?
03:27 I've got it!
03:29 Grab something and ram that door down.
03:33 Yes, you've got me!
03:35 And a one and a two and a one and a two.
03:41 Ah, cut that out!
03:43 Oh, you're no fun at all.
03:48 Hey, hey, Papa, that bad old McCooper style
03:51 of his monster is dying to get in.
03:54 Never mind them, son.
03:56 We've got our biggest experiment to do.
04:00 Oh, I feel so silly.
04:07 You feel so silly?
04:10 Who cares how you feel?
04:12 Just get inside the house, I'll do the rest.
04:15 (upbeat music)
04:18 (crying)
04:23 We've got coming!
04:25 (screaming)
04:32 Alright, son, this is it.
04:37 Never again, Papa.
04:45 After you fly through the window, come down and let me in.
04:48 But, Master.
04:49 Don't argue, I'm the genius here.
04:52 At last, Dr. Troopy, you're in my power.
05:03 There's no escape, this is it.
05:07 Your nightmare has come true.
05:09 Monster, get him!
05:11 Not now, honey.
05:13 Honey.
05:14 (gibberish)