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00:00 You were saying?
00:02 He was saying he's got half a mind to teach you a lesson.
00:06 Ah, yeah.
00:08 Well, the other half is thinking it over.
00:10 Well, while you're thinking it over,
00:13 why don't you go for a swim?
00:16 How'd you like to dive, son?
00:28 Pretty nifty, huh?
00:30 Oh, yeah. Great, Dad.
00:32 But what about that nasty man?
00:34 Don't worry, tight-bite boy.
00:36 I'm gonna teach him a lesson.
00:38 Yeah, as soon as I go home and figure out how.
00:42 What are we doing here, Dad?
00:47 A man's body is his most prized possession.
00:51 After his son, of course.
00:53 Even magnificent muscles like mine
00:55 need a little tune-up now and then.
00:58 Before you teach that bully a lesson, right, Dad?
01:00 Right you are, son.
01:02 Before...
01:04 During...
01:06 And after.
01:09 But especially before.
01:15 This is good for the heart, the corpsicles,
01:19 and the whole cardiovascular system.
01:23 You sure know your anatomy, Dad.
01:25 I also know that this machine is moving too slow.
01:29 See if this way could go better, Dad.
01:31 Son! Son!
01:38 Tight-bite boy!
01:41 Maybe you'd better climb that...
01:44 What'd you say, Dad?
01:46 Look!
01:50 Whoa!
01:52 Look!
01:54 (crash)
01:55 Are you finished with your workout yet, Dad?
01:59 Just about, son.
02:01 Sounds like somebody's cheering you good, Dad.
02:05 Or cheering somebody else.
02:07 Yay! Yay! Yay!
02:13 Well, look, Dad.
02:16 It's the bully.
02:17 You can teach him the lesson right now.
02:21 Uh, I wouldn't want to bother him while he's busy, son.
02:25 Let's go.
02:26 So, it's the tough guy from the beach.
02:30 When are you gonna teach me that lesson, tough guy?
02:34 Tomorrow at the beach.
02:36 Or at the Yandex, if you'd like.
02:40 I'd like tomorrow.
02:41 And if you don't show up at the beach,
02:43 then I'll show up at your house.
02:46 Hmm?
02:47 You take the E-Bus, get off at Fairview Street,
02:50 and meet me at the beach tomorrow.
02:54 Be there.
02:55 We'll be there, Mr. Bully.
02:57 Won't we?
02:58 Dad?
03:01 I don't see him anywhere, Dad.
03:10 Good.
03:11 I mean, good gosh, that's too bad.
03:14 'Cause I was ready to tear that bully limb from limb.
03:18 Looking for me, tough guy?
03:21 Yeah, we're looking for you.
03:23 Go ahead, Dad, teach him his lesson.
03:25 What are you teaching?
03:28 How's about a swim?
03:30 I bet nobody can beat you at the doggy paddle, Dad.
03:41 But you're sure getting a lot of practice.
03:44 [♪♪♪]
03:47 Ha-ha. Muscles while you wait.
03:52 That ought to do it.
03:54 [♪♪♪]
03:57 [groans]
04:05 This is a lesson I've been dying to give.
04:09 If you're busy, tomorrow will be fine.
04:12 Not tomorrow. Right now!
04:15 How am I doing, son?
04:17 [chuckles]
04:19 Hmm. Muscles while you wait, huh?
04:23 I can't decide whether to start with your big nose,
04:27 your skinny lips,
04:29 or your baggy ears.
04:33 Why don't we start with this?
04:41 Yeah!
04:43 Dad, come back!
04:49 You didn't finish giving the bully his lesson.
04:52 There's a new wrinkle with the He-Man of the Gridiron these days.
05:01 It's called the ballet.
05:03 That's right, the ballet.
05:05 If you can't beat him with force, beat him with finesse.
05:09 [♪♪♪]
05:12 (upbeat music)
05:15 (silly music)