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00:00 ( music playing )
00:03 Once upon a time, there were three little...
00:06 ( grumbling )
00:07 Hmm.
00:08 ( music playing )
00:09 Oh, yes. Much better.
00:12 Once upon a time,
00:14 there were three little piglets and a honey tree.
00:18 In every story, there's honey.
00:21 This time, Pooh, for once, please, no honey.
00:26 Oh, I'm sorry, Rabbit.
00:28 For some reason, honey seems to be on my mind.
00:32 Pooh Bear, it's the only thing on your mind.
00:36 So please, just tell the story.
00:39 All right, Rabbit.
00:41 ( clears throat )
00:42 The first little piglet lived in a honey tree, and--
00:46 No.
00:48 He lived in a house of straw, Pooh.
00:51 Yes, a house of straw,
00:56 which was next to a honey tree.
00:58 Pooh Bear?
01:00 And the little piglet was cared out of his wits
01:03 by the Big Bad Bunny.
01:07 It's supposed to be a wolf, a big bad wolf.
01:11 Not anymore.
01:12 ( laughing )
01:14 Yes, so the Big Bad Bunny
01:17 was looking for his grandmother's house, and--
01:20 Oh, my, Grandma, what big ears you have.
01:24 Uh, what's in the basket?
01:26 ( sighs )
01:29 I should have known.
01:31 Say, for a Big Bad Bunny,
01:33 this bunny's not being very bad.
01:35 For once, you're right, Tigger.
01:37 We have lost track of the story, haven't we?
01:41 ( clears throat )
01:42 Let me into your house, little piglet.
01:46 What do I do, Pooh?
01:48 I believe you should say, "No, piglet."
01:52 Why, then I'll huff, and I'll puff,
01:55 and I'll blow your house down.
01:58 ( inhales, blows )
02:01 ( laughs )
02:02 Not bad, if I do say so myself.
02:05 Oh, dear.
02:06 And then what happened, Pooh?
02:09 Then the second little piglet,
02:11 who lived in a house of sticks--
02:13 Say, kind of resembles the Eeyore resident.
02:17 And then the Papa Bear said,
02:19 "Looks like somebody's been sleeping in my bed."
02:25 No, no, no.
02:27 This is another story entirely.
02:29 The first little piglet went to the second little piglet,
02:32 who lived in--
02:33 A house of cards.
02:35 Oh, why do I bother?
02:37 And I suppose now I have to blow this house down.
02:41 I'll do it for you, long ears.
02:43 I'll huff, and I'll puff,
02:45 and I'll blow your house down.
02:47 I'll huff, and I'll puff,
02:49 and I'll blow the house down.
02:52 ( inhales, blows )
02:55 Oh, bother.
02:57 I seem to have lost my place.
02:59 Um, I believe this is the part
03:02 where the three little piglets are all together.
03:05 How do you do? I'm Piglet.
03:07 Me too. So am I.
03:08 Very pleased to make your acquaintance.
03:10 No, the pleasure is all mine.
03:12 No, it's mine.
03:13 Pooh Bear!
03:16 You finally have them right.
03:19 But what about me?
03:21 Oh, well, it's close enough, I suppose.
03:24 ( clears throat )
03:26 You little piglets had better let me in.
03:30 Oh, who will save me?
03:34 Um, us, now.
03:36 Never fear, fillifins.
03:38 It is I, the Masked Offender, to the rescue.
03:42 No, no, no.
03:44 You don't belong here.
03:46 Oops.
03:48 There is no Masked Offender in this story.
03:51 Pooh, um, just why does the big bad bunny
03:54 want to get into the house?
03:56 I believe he wants to borrow some...
03:59 honey.
04:01 ( chuckles )
04:02 No, not that.
04:04 Uh, he, uh, he wants...
04:06 To get out of the rain.
04:08 That's it. No more.
04:12 This has gone far enough.
04:15 Big bad bunnies, Papa Bears, it's too much.
04:19 I'm taking over.
04:21 I'm going to tell this story the way it's supposed to be told.
04:26 I'm going to huff and puff
04:30 and blow your tree down.
04:33 ( all gasping )
04:34 To the deer.
04:35 To the deer.
04:36 ( howls )
04:37 And the three little piglets,
04:39 who had all the honey they wanted,
04:41 lived happily ever after.
04:43 The end.
04:44 Oh, I love happy--
04:46 ( sniffles )
04:47 endings, Pooh.
04:49 Uh, but what happened to the big bad bunny?
04:51 Huh.
04:52 Don't ask, piglet.
04:53 Don't ask.