S01 - E01 - Mr. Bean
Mr. Bean attends a mathematics exam, where he tries to copy from a student (Paul Bown) under the nose of the invigilator (Rudolph Walker). Afterwards, he surreptitiously changes into his swimming trunks so as not to be noticed by someone sitting nearby at a beach (Roger Sloman) and later struggles to stay awake during a church service, much to the annoyance of the man sitting next to him, Mr. Sprout (Richard Briers).
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02:07 Done your revision?
02:11 Oh, yes.
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02:14 I've concentrated on trigonometry.
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02:18 I've done calculus, mainly.
02:21 Oh.
02:23 I believe they concentrated on calculus last year.
02:29 Oh.
02:30 Oh, dear.
02:32 [CLEARS THROAT]
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02:35 Quiet, ladies and gentlemen, please.
02:38 The exam will commence in two minutes.
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04:34 Ladies and gentlemen, you may open the envelopes
04:55 containing your papers.
04:57 The exam starts now.
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09:38 Oh, mommy!
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09:44 Two minutes, ladies and gentlemen.
09:50 At the end, would those who answer the green calculus papers,
09:54 please put them in the green box.
09:58 And those who answer the white trigonometry papers,
10:01 please put them in the white box.
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10:15 Stop writing, please.
10:24 I said stop writing.
10:29 Will you stop writing?
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