Dani Jackel
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00:00 - Anyway, you can hold my breast.
00:02 - Nah, can't do that.
00:04 - Why not?
00:05 - Girlfriend.
00:06 - Holding my turkey breast has literally nothing to do
00:08 with a girlfriend.
00:09 - I did not (beep) see that.
00:11 - Welcome back to my channel.
00:12 My name is Dani Jackal,
00:13 and today I'm at the University of Arizona,
00:15 my stomping grounds,
00:16 and I'm gonna be asking guys,
00:17 wanna hold my breasts?
00:18 My turkey breasts, of course, you sickos.
00:20 This episode is presented to you by Wood Grooming,
00:22 so head over to your local Walmart today
00:24 to buy yourself some of Wood's body and hair assortment,
00:27 or buy now at getwood.com,
00:29 because it's time to spell like a better man.
00:31 - Yo, what's up?
00:32 - That color looks so good on you.
00:33 - Oh, thank you.
00:33 - You're pretty cute.
00:34 - Thanks.
00:35 - Anyway, you wanna hold my breast?
00:36 - Right now?
00:39 - Yeah.
00:39 Like my turkey breast?
00:48 - Oh my, yo, what is this question?
00:50 - While I'm grabbing something from my bag.
00:52 What do you mean?
00:53 - Yeah, sure.
00:53 I'm like, yo, this is a crazy question.
00:56 - I just don't know why it took you so long
00:57 to say yes or no.
00:58 Like, I just needed to grab my lipstick.
01:00 - Yeah, sorry, it just totally caught me off guard.
01:03 - Why, do you wanna buy it?
01:04 - You know what, I'm okay.
01:05 I already had something to eat.
01:06 I just came out the door.
01:07 - Oh, I thought maybe you wanted a piece or something,
01:10 'cause you were being all weird.
01:11 - I was just so caught off guard by it.
01:13 I was like, I don't know,
01:15 just not a normal question to get asked, I guess.
01:17 - You're pretty cute.
01:19 Up to you, one or both,
01:20 but can one of you hold my breast?
01:28 - What?
01:29 Just my turkey breast while I grab something from my bag?
01:33 Please, thank you.
01:36 Yeah, if you want a piece, you can crack it open.
01:39 Girl to girl, can one of you hold my breast?
01:42 - Like hold your (beep)
01:45 - No, like my turkey breast?
01:46 I just gotta grab something from my bag.
01:48 - What, yeah.
01:51 - Okay, thanks.
01:52 Wait, why am I, what?
01:53 My (beep)
01:55 - Yeah, like your breast.
01:57 - Oh, that's kinda,
02:00 mine's in the gutter, miss girl.
02:01 - I'm living in the gutter, bestie, actually, thank you.
02:06 - Okay, any way you wanna hold my breast?
02:10 - Bro, no, what?
02:12 - My turkey breast, just while I get some--
02:13 - No.
02:14 - Wait, I have to get something from my bag.
02:16 That's kinda rude.
02:17 Any way you can hold my breast?
02:19 - Nah, can't do that.
02:21 - Why not?
02:22 - Girlfriend.
02:23 - Holding my turkey breast
02:24 has literally nothing to do with the girlfriend.
02:26 - I did not (beep) see that.
02:29 - Yeah, wait, what do you, what were you?
02:32 - I don't know what I was thinking.
02:34 - Okay, yeah, I don't know if your girlfriend
02:38 wants some of that, like.
02:40 - Do you just walk around with turkey breasts?
02:44 - No, I got it for lunch
02:45 and I have to grab something from my bag.
02:47 Do you think like, you'd be able to hold my breast?
02:53 Yeah, like, could you hold my breast?
02:56 Like right now?
02:59 Like my turkey breast,
03:01 just while I grab something from my bag?
03:03 'Cause I was talking to her.
03:05 So I--
03:06 - I gotta go to class, I'm late.
03:07 - Girl! - Okay.
03:08 Okay, see you guys.
03:10 Where you going?
03:11 Not back to my dorm with me?
03:14 You're sillier.
03:17 - Oh, thanks.
03:18 - Quick question for you.
03:20 Do you wanna hold my breast?
03:23 - Not right now.
03:24 - Just my turkey breast
03:25 while I grab something from my bag.
03:26 - Oh, sick!
03:27 - Yeah, you can eat some too.
03:28 - No, thanks.
03:29 - Okay, any way one of you can hold my breast?
03:32 Why not?
03:37 Why not?
03:42 It's just turkey breast.
03:47 I don't get it.
03:48 I just gotta grab something from my bag?
03:51 (phone buzzing)
03:53 Do you wanna hold my breast?
03:55 Like, come on.
03:56 - What?
03:56 I have a girlfriend, I'm sorry.
03:59 - Literally has nothing to do with a girlfriend.
04:01 I just need someone to hold my turkey
04:03 while I grab something from my bag.
04:05 - You sure?
04:06 - Yeah, I don't know what,
04:07 why would you, like, why would a girlfriend even?
04:10 I'm confused.
04:11 Did you think my actual,
04:16 you thought my--
04:19 That's a little creepy.
04:20 - I'm sorry.
04:21 - It's okay, it's fine.
04:22 - I'm sorry, my mom goes to places.
04:24 - You're super hot, I just wanted to see
04:26 if you could hold my breast.
04:28 - No.
04:30 - Why not?
04:32 - Why not?
04:33 I don't know.
04:34 Got something to eat?
04:35 - Yeah, you know what?
04:38 Duh, I should've seen the chicken,
04:39 'cause I have turkey breast.
04:41 You don't need to hold it anyways
04:42 if you're already holding chicken.
04:44 - Yeah, yeah.
04:45 All right, see ya.
04:47 - Yeah, see ya.
04:49 I just, I love a guy that looks cozy af, you know?
04:51 - Thank you.
04:52 - Makes me just wanna crawl right in there.
04:54 - What?
04:55 - No, I don't know, it was a joke,
04:56 but it just didn't land.
04:59 Can I get your number?
05:01 - Sure.
05:02 - Okay, cool.
05:02 Do you, like, wanna hold my breast?
05:04 - I'm so confused.
05:07 - Just my turkey breast while I grab something
05:09 really quickly?
05:10 - Yeah.
05:11 - So, you said no, but now you're saying yeah,
05:13 and I'm just gonna make signals.
05:15 But you still, like, you want my number, right?
05:17 Like, we're down, like, we're gonna hang out.
05:20 Are you okay?
05:22 - Yeah.
05:23 - Do you want some?
05:24 - Not really, no.
05:26 - Can I feed you?
05:27 - No.
05:28 - Say ah.
05:29 - What is going on right now?
05:31 - I'm gonna feed you.
05:31 - Why am I being fed turkey breast?
05:33 - Because I wanna feed you, baby boy.
05:34 - I'm not being fed turkey breast.
05:36 - Why?
05:37 - 'Cause that's weird.
05:38 - Just eat it.
05:40 - I'm not eating the turkey breast.
05:40 - Can I throw it on you?
05:42 - Ew, no.
05:43 - That was kind of aggressive.
05:44 - That was aggressive.
05:45 - Do you like aggressive girls?
05:47 - Sure, but not like turkey, no.
05:50 - Huh?
05:50 - Not throwing turkey on me, that's weird.
05:52 Can I throw turkey on you?
05:54 - Yeah.
05:55 - Okay, that's weird.
05:56 - You look like Mario in all that red.
06:00 - Mario?
06:01 - Yeah, like Mario Kart.
06:02 - Yeah.
06:03 - Yeah, could I be your peach to your Mario?
06:06 - Peach to my Mario?
06:07 - Yeah, get it?
06:08 I'm in pink, Danny.
06:10 - Danny?
06:11 - Yeah, what's your name?
06:12 - Jayden.
06:13 - Nice to meet you.
06:14 Do you wanna hold my breast?
06:16 - Hold your breast is crazy.
06:18 - Like my turkey breast really quick
06:19 while I grab something out of my bag?
06:21 - Oh, word, yeah, I got it.
06:24 - Yeah, why you being weird?
06:27 - I mean, that was just, it was different.
06:28 - Quick question for you, any way you can hold my breast?
06:31 Like my turkey?
06:33 Has anyone told you you're ever just like super hot?
06:36 Well, I'll be the first.
06:41 You're hot ass.
06:43 Can I get your digies?
06:44 Cool.
06:46 (upbeat music)
06:47 Wanna hold my breast?
06:49 - Hold your breast?
06:50 What do you mean?
06:52 Just hold your breast in public?
06:53 - I mean, I don't know what's so bad
06:56 about holding turkey breast in public.
06:58 What?
07:01 - I mean, I've kind of seen that on TikTok
07:02 and some of the ads.
07:04 - No, you haven't though,
07:05 because this hasn't been done before until right now.
07:08 This is a new idea.
07:10 This is for Thanksgiving.
07:11 - Oh, yeah.
07:11 - Say happy Thanksgiving.
07:12 - Oh, happy Thanksgiving.
07:15 - But you didn't see the camera, did you?
07:17 See, suck it everyone.
07:18 They always think, oh, this is staged.
07:20 - It's not staged.
07:21 - I mean, they'll never believe me though, you know?
07:25 Anyways, is it okay with you if you're in the video?
07:27 - So funny.
07:28 I was like, oh my God.
07:29 - Yeah, no, I'm (beep) around.
07:31 Is it cool?
07:31 Do you guys have weeze at the video?
07:32 - Yeah.
07:33 - I'm totally joking.
07:34 - No, I was gonna grab your (beep)
07:36 - Like I should have honestly let it happen.
07:38 - No, I was like, (beep) okay.
07:40 - I was like, oh my God, no (beep)
07:41 - Yeah, you had a great reaction.
07:42 - I was so uncomfortable, I was like, um.
07:45 - That was awesome.
07:45 Is it okay with you if you're in the video?
07:47 - Yeah, that's cool.
07:47 - You had a great reaction.
07:48 That was it cool with you,
07:49 who's on the video. - Yeah, yeah.
07:51 - Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
07:52 I hope you enjoyed it.
07:53 And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,
07:55 comment below, subscribe,
07:56 and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.
07:58 And don't forget to head over to your local Walmart today
08:00 to buy yourself some of wood, grooming, body,
08:01 and hair assortment, or buy now at getwood.com
08:04 because it's time to smell like a better man.
08:05 Happy Thanksgiving.
08:06 (air whooshing)
08:08 (upbeat music)
08:10 (upbeat music)
08:13 (upbeat music)
08:16 (upbeat music)