A revamping, if you will, of the 1980s classic horror movie showcase, hosted by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. | dHNfYlpYb1BHSFd2RUE
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00:00 (rock music)
00:02 - In the past, there have been tales of titans,
00:07 Gorgons, gods, and demigods.
00:11 There have also been tales of Demi-more,
00:13 but that's another story.
00:15 Tonight's tale takes us deep into the bowels of the dark
00:19 and the mistress that presides over those bowels.
00:21 - Oh, greetings, darling.
00:28 Let it be known that tonight brings forth
00:30 a classic Greek tragedy.
00:33 Emphasis on the tragedy.
00:35 Yay, and let it be known that tonight
00:37 we are doing it Greek style.
00:39 Yes, for tonight, the son of God and man,
00:43 our old pal Herc, dons his Sunday tunic
00:45 and wrangles himself some captive women.
00:47 - Has anyone ever told you that you look like Elvira,
00:52 Mistress of the Dark?
00:54 - I would take your question more seriously.
00:57 - Without that ridiculous scarf on your head.
01:02 - Go on, do it.
01:03 Do the hosting thing just like her,
01:05 only with smaller breasts.
01:07 - Hello, darling.
01:10 Welcome back to this crap-er classic.
01:14 - Now say on movie macabre.
01:16 - Screw you.
01:19 (upbeat music)
01:21 (upbeat music)
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