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00:00:00 Rednecks, not as people in the world, we got tons of freedom and beautiful girls.
00:00:07 Rednecks, Russian football up the pile, fireworks all in full view, la la la, Rednecks.
00:00:22 Damn damn Redneck noise. Hey I'm in hot pursuit Redneck brothers.
00:00:45 Welcome to Zanzibar, Virginia. The cutest little town on earth.
00:00:55 Oh hell no, I ain't gonna live in no cutest town. I'm changing this.
00:01:11 The bestest little town on earth.
00:01:15 Get me out of here.
00:01:24 [Horse galloping]
00:01:29 [Horse neigh]
00:01:32 [Horse neigh]
00:01:35 [Horse neigh]
00:01:53 [Horse neigh]
00:01:58 [Horse neigh]
00:02:08 [Horse neigh]
00:02:19 [Horse neigh]
00:02:24 Homeboy!
00:02:32 Rednecks, not as people in the world, we got tons of freedom and beautiful girls.
00:02:45 Rednecks, Russian football up the pile, fireworks all in full view, la la la, Rednecks.
00:02:53 Not as people in the world, we got the prettiest dudes, oh I mean the prettiest girls.
00:02:58 Rednecks, we're all the same but we're cousins in the right, we're cousins in the left.
00:03:05 We got a mighty high flying eagle in the sky, we're big mighty balls, don't ask why.
00:03:11 I'm the most American bird all up in the air, you should see how I decorate my eagle lair.
00:03:18 I got pictures of Uncle Sam, it's just the American way.
00:03:25 And I love my son, even though he's gay, yay yay yay yay.
00:03:32 Rednecks, we're truly nice people, we know that God is good and the devil is evil.
00:03:39 Rednecks, in the US fuckin' A, some of us are straight and some of us are gay.
00:03:45 Rednecks, we love this town, where our music, loud phrases, and cute old sounds.
00:03:52 Rednecks, here in the borough county it's a beautiful place, we say thanks for our family.
00:03:59 We got made up old cars and we think it's really cool.
00:04:02 We can beat 'em just with fun and make them boys do it.
00:04:05 I like to watch sometimes, the party girls have really good times.
00:04:12 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:04:18 But the number one best thing about the US is the Rednecks in the South, 'cause we on the bass.
00:04:25 Rednecks!
00:04:26 Rednecks!
00:04:29 Rednecks!
00:04:33 Rednecks!
00:04:34 Rednecks!
00:04:36 Rednecks!
00:04:38 Rednecks!
00:04:39 Yeah, alright!
00:04:51 I love it.
00:04:54 I love it.
00:04:56 That was real good, y'all. I like that.
00:04:59 Woo!
00:05:01 Woo!
00:05:04 Ooh, man!
00:05:06 That ball has shit on it!
00:05:08 Fuck!
00:05:09 Oh, shit!
00:05:10 That damn eagle!
00:05:11 Fuck!
00:05:12 It's in my hair!
00:05:13 Oh, shit!
00:05:14 Oh, shit!
00:05:15 That ball has shit on it!
00:05:16 Damn, man!
00:05:17 That nasty shit!
00:05:18 God damn it!
00:05:20 Fuck you!
00:05:21 Fuck you!
00:05:22 Fuck you!
00:05:23 You're an American eagle!
00:05:24 You're an American eagle, we love you!
00:05:27 (cow moos)
00:05:29 Now y'all gather 'round, get koozy, 'cause we got a great story to tell y'all that you're gonna love.
00:05:46 Now, we love y'all with all our heart, and that's why this story's got a life-changing lesson in it.
00:05:56 It happened a long time ago, over a hundred years ago, when I still had a working pee-pee.
00:06:03 Papa, you mean you can't pee-pee more?
00:06:08 Well, that too sometimes, but...
00:06:13 Well, anyways, back to the story, y'all.
00:06:16 Everybody get koozy and listen up, 'cause here we go.
00:06:21 Deeply nestled in the heart of the country, there was three redneck brothers.
00:06:26 Now, there was Jimbo Redneck, and that was me.
00:06:31 And I sure was good-looking, I tell you what.
00:06:36 Now, God bless my soul, I was born in the South, raised in the South, and I'm a hundred percent pure-blooded redneck.
00:06:45 Ain't that right, y'all?
00:06:50 (laughter)
00:06:53 It must be time for headlanders.
00:06:57 (laughter)
00:07:04 Only his mama was born and raised in New York City. Don't forget that.
00:07:09 New York City? Get a rope.
00:07:13 (laughter)
00:07:17 But yet, Mama couldn't afford to keep us triplets.
00:07:20 She came down South to give birth to us at the farm and left us here with Dr. Jesse and Aunt Darla to raise us.
00:07:27 Well, anyways, back to the story, y'all.
00:07:30 And then, there was Anise Redneck.
00:07:35 He was pretty good-looking, too.
00:07:39 And last but not least, was Billy Bob Redneck.
00:07:46 And he sure was a good-looker as well.
00:07:50 Yep, y'all, Redneck boy sure was good-looking, especially you, Jimbo.
00:07:58 I could watch my man Jimbo at work all day.
00:08:07 I just love my little Anise.
00:08:10 Yep, you sure love your little Anise.
00:08:14 I sure love your little Anise.
00:08:16 Oh, hush up, y'all. Always making fun of him. Calling him Anise.
00:08:20 We's just kidding, Dixie. We love Anise. We really do.
00:08:24 We was just some hard-working farm boys.
00:08:28 Starting the day at the butt-crack of dawn at 5 a.m. and not calling a quits until at least three or four hours later.
00:08:35 But y'all loved every last minute of it, even though you wouldn't admit to it.
00:08:41 Yep, and y'all girls loved spending all that time with us on the farm.
00:08:45 Those were the good old days.
00:08:47 Hey, Jimbo. What's that?
00:08:49 What's black and white but not red?
00:08:51 What is that?
00:08:53 An article out of Big Jugs Magazine.
00:08:57 Oh, shit.
00:08:58 I get it. I get it.
00:09:03 Yeah, that's fucking funny, man. I don't believe in fucks.
00:09:07 That's fucking hilarious, man. It's Jugs.
00:09:11 We wasn't that good-looking at all, to tell the truth.
00:09:14 We needed a dental hygienist pretty bad.
00:09:18 But we sure was a close-knit group.
00:09:21 Yep, y'all redneck brothers was the bestest of friends.
00:09:25 Yep, she's right. Amen to that.
00:09:31 [Thunder]
00:09:34 [Music]
00:09:46 I was meant for you and you were meant for me.
00:09:50 That's right.
00:09:51 Tonight, I'm gonna get everything I want in life.
00:09:57 And I want you so happy that you're mine.
00:10:00 And when I'm with you, everything's fine.
00:10:03 You were meant for me and it was meant to be.
00:10:06 That's right.
00:10:08 I was meant for you, better soon.
00:10:11 And I know that you want me, too.
00:10:13 That's right.
00:10:16 I think we'll have a great night.
00:10:18 Tonight.
00:10:24 You were meant for me and it was meant to be.
00:10:28 That's right.
00:10:29 Tonight, I wanna get everything I want in life.
00:10:35 And I want you better soon.
00:10:38 And I know that you want me, too.
00:10:41 Jimbo, you were meant for me and it was meant to be.
00:10:45 That's right.
00:10:47 Tonight, we're gonna have a great time and a truly great life.
00:10:51 That's right.
00:10:53 [music]
00:10:57 Dixie, when I'm with you, my sweetheart, the skies are blue.
00:11:02 In my mind, it's true.
00:11:05 'Cause I was meant for you and I'm gonna woo-woo you.
00:11:11 You don't have to worry, can't you see?
00:11:14 That we're already happy and free.
00:11:16 Everything's fine and quite alright.
00:11:21 We live a great life.
00:11:24 Dixie, will you be my bride-to-be?
00:11:30 Better soon, will you please say I do?
00:11:35 Summer, I'm on one knee.
00:11:39 Will you marry me?
00:11:42 Hold on, we need a second to discuss this.
00:11:46 It's forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives.
00:11:50 That's right.
00:11:51 Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives.
00:11:55 Is that right?
00:11:57 We must say yes, it seems so right.
00:12:00 Spores are such a great part of our lives.
00:12:05 I don't know any doubt in my mind.
00:12:08 We gotta get married, just do it, don't look behind.
00:12:12 [music]
00:12:19 So marry a Jimbo, my true love, that's fine.
00:12:23 Since the day we met we're like two turtle doves.
00:12:27 That's right.
00:12:29 [music]
00:12:32 Yes, it is, the answer is yes.
00:12:34 You are the best thing in my life.
00:12:37 Every single day I think about you and every single night.
00:12:42 That's right.
00:12:44 [music]
00:12:46 She loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah, woohoo, yeah.
00:12:50 Billy Bob, you know my answer is yes.
00:12:53 You're number one in my life, truly the best.
00:12:57 [music]
00:13:01 Hold up, hold up y'all.
00:13:03 Aren't we supposed to have that backyard pole wrestling tournament?
00:13:07 Oh, hell no, you wouldn't be right doing that after we just proposed to our ladies and everything.
00:13:13 I mean, no.
00:13:14 Yeah, I don't think so, Enos.
00:13:16 I mean, I don't feel quite right having my wife just all galloping in a damn pool all naked.
00:13:22 It doesn't seem proper to the water.
00:13:27 You know what, we got bills to pay, guys.
00:13:29 I think we ought to do it.
00:13:31 So we're not going to do it, no matter what?
00:13:34 I hope we're doing it.
00:13:36 [music]
00:13:40 Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives.
00:13:44 That's right.
00:13:45 Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives.
00:13:49 That's fine.
00:13:51 Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives.
00:13:55 That's right.
00:13:56 Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives.
00:14:00 That's fine.
00:14:02 Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives.
00:14:06 That's right.
00:14:07 Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives.
00:14:11 That's fine.
00:14:12 Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives.
00:14:16 That's right.
00:14:17 Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives.
00:14:21 That's fine.
00:14:22 All right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:14:24 Y'all know the rules.
00:14:26 Just like them there sumo wrestlers, first one that gets thrown out of the pool loses.
00:14:32 I think I'll tell you what happens to the loser.
00:14:37 If you lose, you got to show us them titties.
00:14:41 [cheering]
00:14:45 It's on.
00:14:46 [cheering]
00:15:07 Go, Dixie, go.
00:15:09 Go.
00:15:11 Throw her out of the pool.
00:15:12 Throw her out of the pool.
00:15:14 [cheering]
00:15:38 Show me some titties.
00:15:40 [cheering]
00:16:09 Perfect.
00:16:10 [cheering]
00:16:36 What are you doing?
00:16:39 You broke my wax.
00:16:41 All you women, out of here.
00:16:43 Why do you always do that to me?
00:16:47 Ain't gonna be no Mexican women wrestling on my farm.
00:16:50 Forever.
00:16:51 Ain't gonna be no whacking no pee-pees on this farm.
00:16:54 None of that.
00:16:55 Y'all get cleaned up, get your clothes on, and get out of here.
00:16:59 Now.
00:17:00 [music]
00:17:19 [cow moos]
00:17:29 [fire crackling]
00:17:44 [music]
00:17:58 Work hard at our music for so long.
00:18:05 Not much left to do, but yet know.
00:18:12 We've waited here so long.
00:18:17 Singing this song.
00:18:21 At times we've been through hell.
00:18:25 But overall, yes, overall, things are going pretty well.
00:18:35 Imagine if you can how great it could be.
00:18:38 Imagine Aberdeen and Lone and Mississippi.
00:18:44 The world could hear our music.
00:18:48 Things would be so much better.
00:18:53 My girl here gets me horny.
00:18:57 Imagine if she got much wetter.
00:19:02 Get it, boy.
00:19:03 If she got much wetter.
00:19:05 Much better.
00:19:07 Much better.
00:19:08 Much wetter.
00:19:09 Much wetter.
00:19:10 Much wetter.
00:19:11 Much wetter.
00:19:12 Much wetter.
00:19:13 Mr. Horny.
00:19:14 I'm drippin' and I'm drippin' in the silky wet gutter.
00:19:18 And all my toes are bigger.
00:19:21 The best part about this country is that we can be happy and love.
00:19:28 We're like a Jimbo in summer, like two turtle ducks.
00:19:36 To be here right now and love you and me.
00:19:40 To be so happy and feel so free.
00:19:44 Y'all don't need fortune.
00:19:46 Y'all don't need fame.
00:19:48 With or without it, we love y'all the same.
00:19:56 [music]
00:20:10 I about laid a sweet turd out my ass.
00:20:14 That sounded so good.
00:20:16 I can't believe my ears.
00:20:18 You know, Jimbo, I'm the happiest girl in the world right now.
00:20:22 I wish y'all would realize how great we have it.
00:20:27 Amen to that.
00:20:28 These are the best of times.
00:20:35 I think y'all nailed it.
00:20:36 It just don't get any better than this.
00:20:40 I got something to tell y'all.
00:20:43 Y'all listening?
00:20:45 I'm only gonna say this one time.
00:20:49 Everything in this life is a choice.
00:20:52 You can get whatever you want by just what you choose.
00:20:57 No matter how big or how small.
00:21:00 You can get all kinds of things.
00:21:03 You can become rich and famous.
00:21:05 You can become big old house owners.
00:21:08 You can become the biggest band in the United States just 'cause you work hard at it.
00:21:13 Just 'cause you stick with it and you keep trying.
00:21:17 There's no reason to give up.
00:21:19 Don't ever, never, ever stop dreaming, boys.
00:21:23 Just keep working at it.
00:21:25 And you're gonna go places in this world.
00:21:28 You just gotta keep trying.
00:21:31 And that's Dr. Jesse Paul to you.
00:21:34 Just stick with it, okay?
00:21:37 Y'all just stick with it.
00:21:39 Stick with it, okay?
00:21:42 You hear what I'm saying?
00:21:45 Now, what are y'all?
00:21:49 Boys, I told you.
00:21:51 No, no, no, no.
00:21:53 You don't be needin' none of that here on Jesse's farm now.
00:21:57 You behave.
00:21:59 Now you just have a good old night.
00:22:01 Thank you, Jesse.
00:22:03 I was having a good night.
00:22:06 He took my shine!
00:22:07 Let's home.
00:22:09 Alright.
00:22:11 [fire crackling]
00:22:18 [acoustic guitar]
00:22:35 Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf
00:22:39 Some say he's no good at all
00:22:42 But I know that they're wrong
00:22:44 They're wrong
00:22:45 And one day we'll be together all day and all night
00:22:49 All night
00:22:50 Santa let me be just that he's Johnny Elf
00:22:55 Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf
00:23:00 Never waste time pickin' storms
00:23:02 Just steal them from the storm
00:23:04 Hey, I'm the baddest self in the North Pole
00:23:07 I'm bad right to the core
00:23:10 I'm Johnny Elf, baby
00:23:12 Yeah, whoo!
00:23:14 Look at that!
00:23:16 Hey, Santa, look what I made
00:23:19 That's some good shit.
00:23:22 Yeah, that's my boy, Johnny.
00:23:26 Look what I made, Santa
00:23:28 I carved and painted this horse
00:23:31 You suck, Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf
00:23:35 Oh, Darla, I sure do miss you.
00:23:39 Oh, Johnny
00:23:42 Can't wait to come see you up there in heaven.
00:23:44 Oh, Johnny
00:23:47 Oh, Darla
00:23:49 Hubba, hubba
00:23:50 I know that they're wrong
00:23:51 They're wrong
00:23:52 And one day we'll be together all day and all night
00:23:56 All night
00:23:57 Santa let me be just that he's
00:24:02 I'm coming, I'm coming
00:24:05 Oh, go ahead, my heart
00:24:07 Oh, get out
00:24:09 Oh, I'm coming to be with you, Darla
00:24:14 I'm the baddest self in the North Pole
00:24:15 I'm bad right to the core
00:24:18 I'm Johnny Elf, baby
00:24:20 Yeah, whoo!
00:24:21 Look at that!
00:24:23 Captain Jesse
00:24:28 Jesse, wake up
00:24:30 These eggs ain't gonna scramble themselves
00:24:33 Remember what happened last time we tried that?
00:24:35 What'd we get?
00:24:36 Goddamn gremlins
00:24:38 Open up
00:24:40 Jesse!
00:24:46 Jake!
00:24:48 Oh, my God
00:25:02 Boys?
00:25:22 Y'all might wanna come here and take a peek-a-loo
00:25:26 What happened in there?
00:25:28 What?
00:25:30 You just might wanna take a look for yourself
00:25:34 Is everything alright?
00:25:37 Well, why don't you tell me?
00:25:40 Let me see
00:25:42 Oh, no
00:25:49 Dr. Jesse's dead
00:25:51 Everybody, everybody come quick
00:25:54 Dr. Jesse's dead
00:25:56 Look, it's terrible
00:25:59 He's dead, everybody
00:26:01 Everybody come here, something happened to Dr. Jesse
00:26:05 Oh, my God
00:26:08 I think he died playing with himself
00:26:11 Oh, no
00:26:13 This is terrible
00:26:15 Holy cow, Utters
00:26:16 Dang, that thing's big
00:26:18 Dr. Jesse's dead
00:26:21 What the heck? What is going on in here?
00:26:25 They covered him up
00:26:27 They just let him stay like that?
00:26:30 I think...
00:26:33 Well, he worked hard and he died hard
00:26:37 Just the way he was wanted
00:26:40 Oh, my God
00:26:42 I mean, oh, I'm so sorry
00:26:46 I mean, I'm sorry
00:26:48 I'm sorry, sir
00:26:50 It'll be alright, it'll be okay
00:26:53 Oh...
00:26:56 Oh...
00:26:58 Oh... Nay...
00:26:59 Oh... Nay... Do...
00:27:01 Oh... Nay... Do...
00:27:03 Oh... Nay... Do... Lar
00:27:05 Oh... Nay... Do... Lar
00:27:07 I don't know what this is, some kind of hymen glyphs or something
00:27:11 From ancient Egyptian voodoo crampon
00:27:15 Sorry to keep you boys waiting
00:27:20 I was having another...
00:27:24 A business meeting that was kinda looking good
00:27:28 If you know what I mean
00:27:31 Because it wasn't really a meeting
00:27:35 Actually, I won't let you
00:27:38 I got some good news
00:27:42 And some bad news for you boys
00:27:46 The bad news is
00:27:48 Dr. Jesse, well he thought he was gonna be alive for a long-ass time
00:27:54 So he never actually wrote down a will
00:27:57 Going through all the documents and the papers
00:28:01 It seems there's no affiliation between the late Dr. Jesse and you three brothers
00:28:08 So, it kinda looks to me that you will be losing the farm
00:28:16 But that's okay, because it was never yours to begin with
00:28:21 I'm afraid you boys legally are gonna lose the whole ranch
00:28:27 Well what the hell's the good news?
00:28:31 What?
00:28:32 Good news, he said there's good news!
00:28:35 I never said that
00:28:38 Well there must be some other way
00:28:41 I mean, that's not fair
00:28:43 I mean, we've got to keep the farm
00:28:46 We've gotta keep the farm
00:28:48 Well...
00:28:50 There is one thing you can do
00:28:52 You know that fried chicken place up north?
00:28:56 Last time I checked, I was looking for some people that work in the counter and the cashier and stuff
00:29:01 And in the back
00:29:02 I noticed it's a minimum wage
00:29:04 Like $6.50 an hour
00:29:06 So I guess you have to work about 12 hours a day
00:29:09 If you wanna rent the farm from the government
00:29:12 Hey, tell me Dipshit, take a good long look at this guy
00:29:16 Would you really want this man handling your food?
00:29:19 Oh God no, that's why I'm recommending that place over there, I don't eat there
00:29:23 God damn, I don't eat at the Burger Joints in Lazy City
00:29:27 What about the poor farm animals?
00:29:30 What will happen to them?
00:29:32 Well...
00:29:34 I can tell you right now that the horses will have a nice comfortable home in the glue factory
00:29:40 No, not a little poor animal, no
00:29:43 It's alright
00:29:45 But y'all won't have no time to play y'all's music no more
00:29:49 Come on, I just love the animals at home
00:29:53 Alright boy, I think we've heard just about all we need to hear
00:29:56 Well, you literally can't go home, but you can stay here
00:30:00 Well except for the girls, I do have extra bedrooms girls, if you need a place to stay
00:30:04 I'll see you outside
00:30:05 Yeah
00:30:06 Well, no hard feelings or anything and I do hope you can follow me on the Twitter
00:30:12 Is that a no?
00:30:20 No, no, no
00:30:35 Fuck you!
00:30:36 You're getting high whether you want to or not
00:30:39 You little fucker
00:30:41 I'll pass
00:30:52 But y'all, there's gotta be a way, don't y'all remember what Dr. Jesse said?
00:31:01 We can have whatever we want no matter how big or how small
00:31:05 I say we just get some sleep
00:31:12 *thud*
00:31:15 *laughter*
00:31:18 *snoring*
00:31:21 *snoring*
00:31:42 *laughter*
00:31:45 *snoring*
00:32:12 Oh Enos, you're so handsome now that you've got perfect teeth
00:32:17 You make me so horny
00:32:19 Would you like me more now?
00:32:22 Yes Enos
00:32:23 Wow
00:32:24 Oh Enos!
00:32:26 Oh Dixie
00:32:28 Oh hell yeah, it's all Dixie
00:32:33 I'm gonna get naked, get horny
00:32:36 Oh yeah, make me explode
00:32:40 Oh yeah, get naked, horny
00:32:43 Oh yeah
00:32:45 Oh shucks, just another fantasy
00:33:09 *screams*
00:33:11 Hey boys, boys
00:33:26 What?
00:33:28 Yeah, look at that shit
00:33:32 What is it?
00:33:34 Holy shank tits
00:33:37 What?
00:33:38 That is a goddamn rainbow in the night sky
00:33:43 That shit is supernatural
00:33:46 That could only mean one thing, that's a leprechaun, it must be
00:33:50 Dr. Jesse was right
00:33:53 There's gold at the end of that son of a bitch
00:33:56 Yeah
00:33:58 I guess so
00:34:00 Looks like it's just right over here boys
00:34:13 Oh
00:34:20 Hello boys, today is your lucky day
00:34:27 You can have a choice
00:34:30 You can have a pot of gold or three wishes
00:34:36 Which of them will it be?
00:34:40 You bet your little green ass I'll take them three wishes
00:34:43 Oh come on, this shit ain't even real man
00:34:46 It's probably that Maharjuana we've been smoking
00:34:51 Hush up, shabo
00:34:53 Hey, leprechaun
00:34:56 My wish, I want it, uh
00:35:00 Okay, okay
00:35:01 I want Dr. Jesse alive again
00:35:04 And I want him taking care of the farm all by himself
00:35:08 We don't want to do shit, okay?
00:35:11 And uh, we want to be rich
00:35:15 We want to be famous
00:35:17 And uh, we want to be good looking
00:35:20 Right?
00:35:21 Yeah
00:35:22 Yeah, good looking
00:35:23 Yeah
00:35:24 Yeah
00:35:25 Can you make that happen?
00:35:28 Your wishes are granted my friend
00:35:32 Yes!
00:35:34 Told you boy
00:35:36 Shit, this shit ain't even real man
00:35:38 I don't even think he's telling the truth but
00:35:41 Do you?
00:35:43 I want to have all my sexual desires fulfilled
00:35:47 All them years being tormented
00:35:50 All them butts
00:35:52 Thousands of hot butt and titties just passing me by
00:35:56 That's all I'd really like to have I think
00:35:58 And
00:36:00 Well
00:36:02 For that third wish
00:36:04 Well, can I think about that third wish?
00:36:07 It's either between having a 25 inch long penis
00:36:10 Or a 4 foot long in the back maw
00:36:14 Well both those would be pretty badass
00:36:17 But I just can't decide yet
00:36:19 I have gone retarded
00:36:23 Take as much time as you like
00:36:26 For your last wish
00:36:28 When you're ready with your last wish
00:36:31 Let me know
00:36:34 And I grant it to you
00:36:38 Alright, fuck it, I'm gonna take my wishes
00:36:41 Um, I wish to be
00:36:44 Famous
00:36:48 I wish for that already
00:36:51 Wish for something else
00:36:53 This is your perfect opportunity
00:36:55 One second, one second
00:36:57 There's no time to hear it alright
00:36:59 There's no time to talk to you
00:37:01 Whatever you want, one second
00:37:03 Whatever you want
00:37:05 Just let me know
00:37:07 Alright, he's a little slow
00:37:09 I wish for the same things they wish
00:37:11 Except for I wish to have perfect teeth
00:37:16 Your wishes are granted my friend
00:37:20 Yes sir
00:37:22 Come on man, this is
00:37:27 You think this is real?
00:37:29 It must be that weed or something we've been smoking
00:37:32 Boys, did you see that?
00:37:34 What?
00:37:36 It disappeared
00:37:38 Where'd it go?
00:37:40 Well let's go tell the girls
00:37:42 Nah, let's just get the hell out of here
00:37:44 Yeah, before some damn devil comes out or some shit
00:37:48 Thank you
00:37:50 Well my name's Jimbo Redneck and I saw Leprechaun
00:38:08 He did, he did, yes yes he did
00:38:11 He was only two feet high and a bother-rageous guy
00:38:14 He was, he was, yes yes he was
00:38:17 We each got three wishes and our dreams will now come true
00:38:20 They do, they do, yes yes they do
00:38:23 Y'all are probably trippin' on that really strong weed
00:38:26 Come and get some shut-eye, it's what y'all really need
00:38:29 We do, we do, yes yes we do
00:38:32 I think I might believe you but I did some weed too
00:38:35 It's true, it's true, you did some weed too
00:38:38 You probably need to quit that stuff, it's not that great for you
00:38:41 It's true, it's true, may not be good for you
00:38:44 My name is Jimbo Redneck and my dreams will now come true
00:38:47 They do, they do, and so will ours too
00:38:50 Y'all really need to just calm down, it's time to sleep
00:38:53 If Dr. Justin heard y'all, he probably would weep
00:38:56 It's true, it's true, yes yes it's true
00:38:59 Well my name is Jimbo Redneck and I saw Leprechaun
00:39:02 He did, he did, yes yes he did
00:39:05 I'm only two feet high and I'm poker in the sky
00:39:08 He was, he was, yes yes he was
00:39:11 Y'all are probably trippin' on that really strong weed
00:39:14 It's true, it's true, yes yes it's true
00:39:17 Y'all really need to just calm down and get some sleep
00:39:21 If Dr. Jesse heard y'all, he probably would weep
00:39:24 [Drums]
00:39:27 [Bass]
00:39:30 [Bass]
00:39:33 [Bass]
00:39:36 [Bass]
00:39:42 [Bass]
00:40:01 [Bass]
00:40:04 [Bass]
00:40:10 [Bass]
00:40:24 [Bass]
00:40:27 I'm a puppy, see
00:40:37 Damn it, my teeth still fucked up
00:40:41 It's okay Enos, I still love you, now get some shut eye
00:40:46 [Kiss]
00:40:51 She's right, we do love you
00:40:54 You know, sometimes I kinda lie here at night, laying next to you
00:41:00 And it feels so much like a woman that I think that maybe we should just kinda like rub our naked bodies together
00:41:06 And see what kind of forest fire we can start, you know
00:41:09 But uh, but don't worry, it was all a pigment of your imagination
00:41:14 Unlike this
00:41:17 But uh, get you some sleep boy
00:41:20 And uh, I'll see you in the morning
00:41:24 [Snoring]
00:41:27 [Snoring]
00:41:47 [Snoring]
00:41:50 Hey! Are you guys gonna wake up or what?
00:41:57 Those music videos are not gonna shoot themselves, you know
00:42:01 'Sup bitches
00:42:08 Good morning
00:42:10 [Doorbell]
00:42:12 Hey
00:42:14 I got nice, perfect teeth
00:42:18 That's amazing
00:42:20 [Doorbell]
00:42:21 Holy shit, you do too, man
00:42:24 So do you
00:42:26 [Doorbell]
00:42:28 [Screams]
00:42:35 Dude, I look like a lady
00:42:40 Of course, that's your trademark look
00:42:44 Jesus
00:42:50 What the heck, where are we?
00:42:53 You're in your mansion
00:42:56 God, how much coke did you do?
00:42:59 And why didn't you offer some to your manager?
00:43:03 Holy Jesus
00:43:06 You know what this is, man?
00:43:08 No, what is it?
00:43:11 It's a 1977 Country Boy Deluxe
00:43:14 This must be worth $10,000
00:43:17 This must be worth it
00:43:19 Shit
00:43:21 Move
00:43:23 Where you going?
00:43:25 Who y'all girl?
00:43:27 Where's Dixie?
00:43:29 Dixie?
00:43:30 Dixie?
00:43:36 What a ladies boy
00:43:38 Give them these groupies and they are good enough for them
00:43:42 God
00:43:44 Anybody else itchy?
00:43:47 That's a 1967 Cadillac Calais
00:44:04 And it's got my name on it, Jimbo
00:44:07 That's the car of my dreams
00:44:11 Check that out
00:44:13 That's the Justin Mobile
00:44:15 Only now it's got my name on it
00:44:17 [Humming]
00:44:21 Look, the car of my dreams
00:44:24 Super fast turbo Z
00:44:33 Fuck
00:44:35 Oh
00:44:37 Yeah, why wouldn't they have your name on it?
00:44:39 It's your car
00:44:41 Why are you talking like this?
00:44:43 Isn't that the first time you see the cars?
00:44:45 Don't you remember when we bought them three years ago?
00:44:48 God
00:44:49 No, no, no, no, no, no
00:44:51 I sure don't
00:44:53 Guys, we gotta hurry
00:44:56 The music video needs you now
00:44:59 [Music]
00:45:05 Vamanos, vamanos
00:45:07 [Phone ringing]
00:45:13 Hello
00:45:15 Hey Jimbo
00:45:16 Hey Dr. Jesse
00:45:18 One, two, three
00:45:21 Hey Dr. Jesse
00:45:24 [Humming]
00:45:26 Hey everyone
00:45:27 Just calling in to check on you
00:45:30 I just got done feeding all the animals here on the east coast
00:45:33 And doing all the farm duty
00:45:35 Just wanted to see how y'all are doing
00:45:37 And if you're getting ready for the music video shoots
00:45:41 Uh, what music videos?
00:45:43 Music videos directed by John Angel
00:45:46 He's waiting for you right now
00:45:48 He's the most famous director in Hollywood
00:45:51 And you're making him wait
00:45:53 Why are you doing this?
00:45:55 Come on
00:45:57 Okay, so uh
00:46:03 Well, I guess we gotta go Dr. Jesse
00:46:06 Bye Dr. Jesse
00:46:08 Well I love y'all
00:46:09 I can't wait to visit
00:46:11 Everybody say bye
00:46:13 Bye Dr. Jesse, we love you
00:46:16 Goodbye Dr. Jesse, die
00:46:18 Come on
00:46:20 Bye bye
00:46:21 [Humming]
00:46:25 You can stay
00:46:26 Hey
00:46:27 You can stay
00:46:28 Stay here
00:46:29 Hey
00:46:30 [Humming]
00:46:33 Stay here
00:46:34 Let's go uh
00:46:36 Play a song
00:46:37 Yeah
00:46:38 Alright
00:46:39 This is a song about dancing
00:46:45 This is a song about dancing
00:46:48 This is a song about dancing
00:46:52 I am fucking dancing
00:46:56 D-d-d-dancing, dancing
00:46:59 Did I mention my name's dancing?
00:47:03 This is a song about dancing, dancing
00:47:07 Whoa
00:47:08 Yeah
00:47:09 Whoa
00:47:11 Smoking cigarettes from morning till night
00:47:15 And drinking beers until the morning light
00:47:19 Whoa
00:47:20 Father
00:47:22 Father
00:47:26 Tell me, do you like to smoke butt crack?
00:47:30 Have you ever gotten really gay?
00:47:33 Whoa
00:47:35 Father
00:47:37 Not about to lose some weight
00:47:43 But if you wanna have sex with me
00:47:46 That would be so freaking great
00:47:50 Come on, wee wee
00:47:53 Well if you wanna have sex tonight
00:47:57 That would be just quite alright
00:48:00 But do you mind if I wear tall shoes
00:48:03 To make me feel much taller than you?
00:48:05 Yeah
00:48:06 Mother
00:48:08 Eating chips at home and watching TV
00:48:11 Titanic really is a great movie
00:48:15 Whoa
00:48:17 Mother
00:48:19 Father
00:48:22 Do you like the taste of nacho cheese?
00:48:25 Jalapenos I'll take extra please
00:48:29 Whoa
00:48:30 Father
00:48:32 Not about to see your life
00:48:38 But if you wanna have sex with me
00:48:41 That would be just quite alright
00:48:45 Please feel my wee wee
00:48:48 Not about to lose any weight
00:48:52 But I love to eat tons of chips
00:48:55 I can't get enough of these chips
00:48:57 Just dipping and dipping and dipping
00:48:59 Damn I'm thirsty
00:49:02 This is a song about dancing
00:49:05 This is a song about dancing
00:49:09 Did I mention my name's dancing?
00:49:12 I am fucking dancing
00:49:16 I stand five foot three
00:49:18 Done many good things
00:49:20 For good things for me
00:49:23 I love the devil
00:49:25 I'd have sex with him
00:49:27 Never mind, probably never
00:49:30 Well I'm a misfit
00:49:33 And I never liked sports
00:49:37 But I am short, yes I am short
00:49:40 Yes I am short
00:49:42 Father
00:49:44 Just got back from Catholic Sunday Mass
00:49:48 Don't tell nobody but my church kicks ass
00:49:52 Whoa, I heard the blast
00:49:56 Father
00:49:59 I confess I had some crazy sex
00:50:02 Some dude I like to watch his muscles flex
00:50:06 Yes I have sex
00:50:09 Yeah
00:50:11 Not about to see your life
00:50:15 But if you wanna have sex with me
00:50:18 That would be just quite alright
00:50:22 Feel my wee wee
00:50:25 Well I think I need a haircut today
00:50:28 I can only hope it doesn't look too gay
00:50:31 'Cause it's short on the sides and top
00:50:34 But long in the back where the party never stops
00:50:37 Yeah
00:50:39 (music)
00:50:44 (speaking in tongues)
00:50:47 (screaming)
00:50:58 (screaming)
00:51:05 (screaming)
00:51:09 (music)
00:51:25 My mother was a wolf
00:51:29 (roaring)
00:51:33 Yeah!
00:51:35 Maybe I can buy a new leg after this
00:51:38 (music)
00:51:45 Cruisin' down to Mexico
00:51:49 Lookin' for a good line to blow
00:51:52 Met a man who seemed alright
00:51:55 Then he whipped out his car keys
00:51:57 Gonna fuck me tonight
00:51:59 'Cause I, I, I look like a lady
00:52:02 I, I, I look like a lady
00:52:06 (scatting)
00:52:12 He left me lying in the road
00:52:15 My ass swollen with his load
00:52:18 They found me the very next day
00:52:22 Pulled me to work 'cause they thought I was gay
00:52:25 I, I, I look like a lady
00:52:29 Why, why, why do I look like a lady?
00:52:33 Hey, this is not what I agreed to
00:52:36 Leprechaun, seriously
00:52:39 Who is our target with this?
00:52:42 Why do I look like a lady?
00:52:46 (scatting)
00:52:50 (scatting)
00:53:12 Why do I look like a lady?
00:53:17 I mean, I don't right now, but I will
00:53:20 I have a feeling
00:53:22 (music)
00:53:27 (scatting)
00:53:35 I, I, I look like a lady
00:53:40 I look like a lady
00:53:44 (scatting)
00:53:50 Who likes money?
00:53:54 I got your checks right here, guys
00:53:56 Jimbo Buffalo, here's the check for the ten grand
00:54:00 Lily Bob, you are legend in the flesh
00:54:03 Ten grand for you
00:54:04 Enos, you were okay
00:54:06 I might get the five hundred thousand
00:54:09 Ten percent for the man here
00:54:12 Here's that white tiger
00:54:14 Goddammit, get back
00:54:15 Dixie, where's my Dixie at?
00:54:19 Dixie, Dixie, Dixie, where are you?
00:54:25 I'll have what he's having
00:54:28 Dixie
00:54:29 I'm not joking
00:54:31 Dixie
00:54:32 I'll have what he's having, you know that, Enos
00:54:35 (scatting)
00:54:40 I want my Dixie back
00:54:42 I just wish I had my Dixie
00:54:50 Today is your lucky day
00:54:53 You know, for that third wish
00:54:55 I just wish we never found you at the end of that rainbow
00:55:00 I just want to go back home to Dixie
00:55:04 Your wishes are granted, my friend
00:55:07 No, no, no, please God, no
00:55:10 He doesn't know what he's talking about
00:55:12 Come here, listen to me
00:55:14 Do you realize what you're doing?
00:55:19 You, you
00:55:21 Listen, I don't know what's getting ready to happen
00:55:25 But you have no idea what I'm getting ready to go back to
00:55:29 Just, whatever happens
00:55:33 Find me
00:55:37 That didn't hit my ass on the head
00:55:50 Oh, fuck
00:55:59 I'm gonna, um, I'm gonna get my Dixie
00:56:04 Dixie
00:56:06 Enos, what happened?
00:56:09 It feels like you've been gone forever
00:56:12 Oh, fuck, Enos
00:56:16 Why in the hell did you go and do something that stupid?
00:56:21 Yeah, but I can't live without my Dixie
00:56:28 We had it so good, you know
00:56:31 How the hell are we gonna get it back?
00:56:34 We all ugly now, I mean, we're not ugly but our teeth is ugly
00:56:39 But we have our girls, so that's the best part, at least we have our girls back, yeah
00:56:45 That's pretty cool
00:56:47 But, um, Dr. Jesse said we could get whatever we want on this earth
00:56:53 So there must be some way we can get all them riches back and everything
00:56:57 There's gotta be some way we can get our riches
00:57:00 There must be something we can do, I can't think of anything but
00:57:07 I've got it
00:57:10 We sell our souls to the devil
00:57:14 Oh my gosh, sell our souls to the devil
00:57:21 Yeah, yeah
00:57:22 Yeah, but if we sell our souls, how do we get them back?
00:57:27 That's where you come in
00:57:30 That is
00:57:32 You may be a little fucktard, but I think you very well need to be the best damn cowbell player there is
00:57:38 Yeah, thank you, thank you
00:57:40 You're challenging for a rock off
00:57:43 Yep, my little Enos, he's the best damn cow player there is
00:57:47 Yeah, well, cowbell, cowbell player, he plays with cows though, sometimes he, um, plays on cows
00:57:57 Yep, my little Enos, he'll beat that damn devil, yeah
00:58:01 Oh, thank you
00:58:03 Send a shout out to Enos
00:58:05 He will
00:58:07 I summon the devil right now
00:58:13 I want to sell my brother's souls for a rock and roll
00:58:19 Come on devil
00:58:24 Come out now
00:58:28 [Music fades]
00:58:32 [Music]
00:58:46 Oh my, you are handsome
00:58:51 What are your terms, big body?
00:58:55 [Laughs]
00:58:58 Okay, well, we want to be rich, and we want to be famous
00:59:08 And, oh, most important of all, we want Dr. Jesse to be alive again and take care of the farm
00:59:18 Okay, yeah, and, oh, and Enos and, well, I guess the rest of us too, want our ladies with us through all of it
00:59:29 Yeah, that's right
00:59:31 Yeah, that should do it
00:59:34 Sign here
00:59:37 [Laughs]
00:59:39 Okay
00:59:41 [Music]
00:59:45 Bye
00:59:48 [Music]
00:59:54 Is that it?
00:59:56 Okay, see you later I guess
01:00:01 [Laughs]
01:00:03 I told you we'd be rich!
01:00:07 [Laughs]
01:00:08 Hey, woo, hot damn boys, we gonna have some, watch this
01:00:13 [Music]
01:00:15 Fuck it, we gonna get laid
01:00:19 [Music]
01:00:25 Hey, hey, rock stars don't get money by sleeping unless you're rock stewards, so wake up
01:00:39 Hey, Summer, wow
01:00:44 Yeah, and I have my Dixie, I love you Dixie
01:00:47 I love you Enos
01:00:49 [Music]
01:01:07 Oh, thank God for that
01:01:14 Hey, better than nothing
01:01:18 How you doing?
01:01:20 Thanks for turning this girl into a woman
01:01:23 I don't remember, last night
01:01:25 Looks like you drew first blood, not me
01:01:29 [Music]
01:01:39 I got your king, asshole
01:01:42 [Music]
01:02:10 Oh, wait, the phone's ringing, the phone
01:02:18 Hello
01:02:20 Hey boys
01:02:21 Is Dr. Jesse here everybody?
01:02:24 Hey, Dr. Jesse
01:02:28 I just got done feeding all the animals for the day and taking care of the farm
01:02:32 Just checking in on you to see if y'all are getting ready for the big music video shoot
01:02:37 Okay, well, we gotta go now, I'll talk to you later
01:02:44 Bye Dr. Jesse, everybody say bye
01:02:48 Bye Dr. Jesse
01:02:51 You check out the clip
01:02:53 Bye
01:02:56 [Music]
01:03:13 Happy birthday Axel
01:03:16 Love Slash
01:03:19 Yeah, oh you shouldn't have Slash
01:03:24 Roses
01:03:27 [Music]
01:03:52 [Music]
01:04:02 [Music]
01:04:30 [Music]
01:04:40 [Music]
01:05:00 [Music]
01:05:28 Slash
01:05:31 Hit me right in the wings, that's a biggie please
01:05:34 Oh Slash
01:05:37 There's a war going down, when I see you again
01:05:41 You're my best friend
01:05:44 My best friend
01:05:50 Oh
01:05:53 Well I headed down the stairs, but before I set foot
01:05:57 I started to tremble, I shook and I shook
01:06:00 There must have been something in the drugs and I told a cousin
01:06:04 It made me wobble, and I fell down the stairs again
01:06:10 I started to talk, but I huddled down the fucking stairs
01:06:16 And now I'm on my knees, and I'm begging please
01:06:19 Oh Slash
01:06:22 There's a war going down, when I see you again
01:06:26 You're my best friend
01:06:29 You're my best friend
01:06:38 Everybody needs some time, down the road
01:06:44 Everybody needs some time, down the road
01:06:50 Oh Slash
01:06:57 [Music]
01:07:25 Oh
01:07:28 Yeah Slash
01:07:32 Please answer the phone, because I'm all alone
01:07:36 Oh Slash
01:07:39 There's a war going down, when I see you again
01:07:43 You're my best friend
01:07:46 You're my best friend
01:07:51 Wow
01:07:53 [Phone rings]
01:07:56 [Music]
01:07:59 [Phone rings]
01:08:02 [Music]
01:08:25 [Scream]
01:08:29 Yeah, penis got pretty big
01:08:34 [Scream]
01:08:37 My balls popped
01:08:41 [Scream]
01:08:47 My penis popped too
01:08:50 [Fart]
01:08:52 Was that a short?
01:08:58 [Fart]
01:09:01 Is that a poop?
01:09:09 That's a poop
01:09:11 Oh Slash
01:09:15 There's a war going down, when I see you again
01:09:19 You're my best friend
01:09:22 Best friend
01:09:28 [Scream]
01:09:32 [Music]
01:09:44 [Scream]
01:10:04 Axel
01:10:07 [Scream]
01:10:16 [Explosion]
01:10:22 [Cheering]
01:10:25 [Music]
01:10:28 [Music]
01:10:37 Devin went through Virginia, he was looking to make a deal
01:10:41 It hadn't come his time, because he was running behind to make them redneck boys squeal
01:10:45 Alright boys, you've had your fun, now it's time to collect the debt
01:10:49 You're sold Billy Bob, it's time for good, it's too late for regrets
01:10:53 Not if I can help it you mean old devil, I challenge you to a rock off
01:10:57 If I'm better than you, Billy keeps his soul, and I know I'll knock your socks off
01:11:01 But if I lose, you get both our souls, and that's bound to get your rocks off
01:11:05 But I'm better than you, I rock way harder, Mr. Devil you just rock solved
01:11:09 Check out this amazing cowbell solo from the devil
01:11:14 [Music]
01:11:30 The devil didn't know what was in store, but Anise was about to show it
01:11:35 Anise pulled out his cowbell, brushed it off and said
01:11:39 I'm the best devil and I know it
01:11:44 [Music]
01:12:04 The cowbell went for a whirl, the devil didn't make it look like a bum
01:12:12 Anise and the bread pan baking up the dough
01:12:16 Jump back Anise, let's do it no more
01:12:21 [Music]
01:12:25 For ten thousand years I've heard cowbell solos
01:12:31 And that was the first one to ever give me a heart attack
01:12:35 [Music]
01:12:45 The devil bowed his head, cause he knew he'd been done in
01:12:49 Looking at us as we said out loud, boy you really did win
01:12:53 [Music]
01:13:02 I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:13:07 Door number one or door number two
01:13:13 Billy Bob, Billy Bob, wake up
01:13:17 Wake up, you're singing weird things in your sleep
01:13:21 Oh fuck
01:13:24 [Groans]
01:13:29 Better soon? I'm so sorry
01:13:34 But I've decided
01:13:36 Oh no Billy Bob, no
01:13:39 Oh lord, not again
01:13:42 Devil, I summon you again
01:13:46 This time I'm ready to sell my soul
01:13:50 No Billy Bob
01:13:52 Hey guys, how are ya?
01:13:55 Looking good
01:13:58 You ever been skinned and fucked by the loyal?
01:14:01 It's a lot of fun
01:14:03 How about you Ginger?
01:14:05 Something to think about
01:14:07 What are your terms?
01:14:09 Alright, listen to me very carefully
01:14:16 I want Dr. Jesse alive
01:14:19 And running this farm on his own
01:14:24 And I want us boys to be rich, powerful
01:14:30 You listening to me?
01:14:32 Famous
01:14:36 And from Louisiana
01:14:37 Anybody in here have anything good looking?
01:14:39 The women idiot, the women
01:14:41 I'm coming to it
01:14:43 Good looking
01:14:46 And to be with the women that we love
01:14:50 Yeah, that's right
01:14:53 Okay, you think you can handle that?
01:14:56 Absolutely, no problem
01:14:58 Just so we're absolutely clear though
01:15:01 Your soul would be mine, right?
01:15:04 Yeah
01:15:06 Okay, just sign on the dotted line
01:15:12 And we'll make buttermilk
01:15:17 I just want to let you know
01:15:19 I'm a big, sorry I'm a little flustered
01:15:22 But your firm soul, it's mine
01:15:25 Okay?
01:15:27 We'll see you later
01:15:30 [Music]
01:15:54 Get up, get up, get up
01:15:56 It's the first of the month
01:15:57 Wake up, wake up, wake up
01:16:00 This is stupid fresh, yo
01:16:12 Yeah, this is
01:16:14 Oh, basically listen to the way I talk, man
01:16:17 That's dope, man
01:16:20 Basically, I don't even know why
01:16:24 I talk like this, but it sounds pretty cool
01:16:27 And everything, I like it, it's good
01:16:30 And basically, it sounds good
01:16:34 I like the way I talk
01:16:36 And if I mention the way it sounds good too
01:16:40 Oh, my God
01:16:43 What's up?
01:16:45 I got titties now
01:16:47 Finally some titties
01:16:49 Oh, shit
01:16:52 Thank you, thank you, motherfucker
01:16:54 For finally making this happen
01:16:56 Yeah!
01:16:58 That's dope
01:17:00 Oh, let's go
01:17:01 I want to go film a music video
01:17:03 I ain't giving in
01:17:04 I'm not playing around here no more
01:17:06 I ain't giving in
01:17:07 I want to go film a music video
01:17:10 [Music]
01:17:19 Oh, my dick
01:17:23 My dick
01:17:24 My long, precious dick
01:17:26 Sit your ass down and listen to this
01:17:29 White people, black people across the land
01:17:31 Come together, join hands
01:17:33 I'm here to tell a story
01:17:34 'Bout my dick
01:17:35 My long, precious, beautiful dick
01:17:37 It's two feet long, skinny and strong
01:17:39 It ascended to the moon like Neil Armstrong
01:17:41 With your brush, use my dick like a toothbrush
01:17:44 Never mind, don't do that, that's gross as hell
01:17:46 Just shake your booty, just wag your tail
01:17:48 Listen to my dick when he's talking to you
01:17:50 My dick's just fine, he tells the truth
01:17:52 Oh, look at my long, precious dick
01:17:55 It's as bliss as the sun
01:17:57 It's an innocent dick, it don't hurt no one
01:17:59 And now to my story, please listen close
01:18:02 About how my dick survived a weenie roast
01:18:06 It was a hot-ass day, a hundred and three
01:18:10 I went to the weenie roast, my dick and me
01:18:13 I was hoping that no ladies would bend over and such
01:18:17 'Cause when my dick gets excited, he stands out too much
01:18:21 You see, a two-foot-long dick can't get a rack in a crowd
01:18:24 Dude, stop pointing, ladies can't control themselves
01:18:27 They be hollering out loud
01:18:28 Well, I was munching on a hot dog, just enjoying the day
01:18:32 When a fine young bitch came prancing my way
01:18:35 She dropped her hot dog on the ground right in front of my face
01:18:39 She bent over to the floor, touched her toes, her ass was all over the place
01:18:43 And somehow her shirt busted and her titties flopped out
01:18:47 And she tripped on her skirt and fell on some sauerkraut
01:18:51 I couldn't help but to notice them titties in that booty
01:18:54 It made me so horny to see this bitch that looked like Tootie
01:18:58 As I watched her ass, my dick started to eject
01:19:02 It ripped through my clothes, in seconds it was erect
01:19:06 Oh, look at my long, erect dick
01:19:10 As it glistens in the sun, it's an innocent dick, it don't hurt no one
01:19:15 So that's my whole story, my dick and I have to go
01:19:20 Please come back next time, so I can rap about my dick some more
01:19:24 Hey there, homeboys
01:19:39 Yo, look!
01:19:40 I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry, but...
01:19:44 Time's up, your souls are mine
01:19:47 Oh, no, hold up, motherfucker
01:19:50 Oh, hell no, I got this
01:19:53 Yo
01:19:57 Funkin' Fresh Evil, motherfucker
01:20:00 I challenge your ass to a rock off
01:20:03 Yeah, yeah, on the guitar
01:20:06 How 'bout it? You and me, right now
01:20:09 You ready for this Funkin' Fresh shit?
01:20:14 You're going down, motherfucker
01:20:15 Going down with the brown
01:20:17 Why can't I put this on?
01:20:30 [Guitar riff]
01:20:32 Rock off, man
01:20:42 You know I was just bullshitting, right?
01:20:44 I mean, you know, who does that? Rock off
01:20:46 I think that maybe we can work this out, maybe go to dinner
01:20:49 Have lunch or something, we rich as fuck now, man
01:20:51 I can buy you anything, I can buy you a goddamn lobster
01:20:54 Jimbo, you wanna help me beat?
01:20:56 Hmm?
01:20:57 Yo, in the contract it said best two out of three
01:21:01 Maybe sometimes even three out of five
01:21:03 So we challenge you to a rap battle, motherfucker
01:21:06 Yeah, yeah
01:21:08 But we can still do the lobster thing, man, it's all good
01:21:10 I got you with that, let me get some deet
01:21:12 Hey, yo, manager, come here
01:21:16 I just started a beat, I'm gonna rap to this mother sucker
01:21:22 [Beatboxing]
01:21:27 Yo, the devil got titties sagging down, down to here
01:21:30 And it makes him sometimes frown, I don't know why
01:21:33 He likes them titties down low, sometimes he likes it
01:21:35 'Cause it makes him feel like a hoe
01:21:37 He likes the way it feels on his knees
01:21:39 Makes him squeal, makes him say sometimes please
01:21:41 He likes the way it feels, he likes the way it goes
01:21:44 Sometimes he likes them titties and hoes
01:21:46 He mixes all together, shits it all out
01:21:48 I don't know why, but he likes the taste of sour crap
01:21:51 He mixes it on his body, on his old saggy titties
01:21:53 He likes the way it feels, makes him feel like old biddies
01:21:56 [Beatboxing]
01:22:01 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
01:22:04 Serve!
01:22:06 Okay, now what you got, devil?
01:22:09 Please don't be something good
01:22:11 Alright
01:22:13 My name is the devil
01:22:17 I ain't got nothing, it's yours, you win
01:22:19 That one
01:22:20 He can't rap, yeah
01:22:22 Yeah, yeah
01:22:24 Get, fuck you in the lobster
01:22:27 Yeah
01:22:29 Yeah, this dude, he failed
01:22:31 Now we got two, now the next battle is
01:22:34 Alright man, three out of five
01:22:36 Motherfucker, I don't know who you are
01:22:38 And why you keep coming around us in this shit
01:22:40 But I think it's high time you pull your own god damn weight, don't you?
01:22:43 So, how 'bout you just let the shit fly, see what happens
01:22:47 And motherfucker, I don't wanna go back to bed soon
01:22:49 You hear me? You never met the bitch, you don't want to
01:22:51 She's horrible, horrid, okay? Horrid
01:22:55 Make this happen
01:22:57 Do it, motherfucker
01:22:59 When I blacked out, what's happening?
01:23:01 Go beatbox, motherfucker
01:23:03 [Beatboxing]
01:23:29 Yeah, damn B, we got this shit in the bag, yo
01:23:33 Fuck, what you got? What you got? Huh?
01:23:35 What you got?
01:23:37 Alright, do it
01:23:39 [Beatboxing]
01:23:49 Satan
01:23:51 Satan
01:23:53 Titties
01:23:55 [Beatboxing]
01:24:00 Oh shit
01:24:02 Alright, now basically it's time to break the tie
01:24:05 I'm gonna play on piano
01:24:07 And I'm gonna win
01:24:09 We're gonna win our souls back and everything
01:24:11 Alright, that's the battle, I named the piano
01:24:13 And here it goes
01:24:15 [Piano playing]
01:24:38 Alright, yeah
01:24:40 [Piano playing]
01:25:09 [Piano playing]
01:25:26 Alright, I'm just gonna go pack my shit, man
01:25:29 We lost
01:25:31 No shit
01:25:34 Sweet Jesus
01:25:36 Are you ready?
01:25:38 No
01:25:40 There's only one more person in the store
01:25:42 The devil that could basically save us
01:25:44 Who? Will Smith?
01:25:46 No, God
01:25:48 Basically, we have to pray to God
01:25:50 And ask him to help us
01:25:52 Basically
01:25:54 Aight, pray as hard as you can
01:25:56 God, help us out of this
01:25:58 Help the God, maybe God will come out
01:26:00 Yeah, come on, pray to God
01:26:02 Can you please just give me better food?
01:26:04 I know, I just vomited
01:26:06 What are you?
01:26:08 [Crying]
01:26:10 I don't want to die
01:26:12 I don't want to die
01:26:14 I don't want to die
01:26:16 Okay, okay
01:26:18 This is gone far enough
01:26:20 Come on
01:26:22 It's over, it's over now
01:26:24 What is this?
01:26:26 Of course
01:26:28 What's going on here?
01:26:30 You don't know who this is?
01:26:32 No, I don't fucking know who this is
01:26:34 This some douchebag's been doing coke the whole damn time
01:26:36 He's been bordering us around
01:26:38 Huh?
01:26:40 Tell him, come on, tell him
01:26:42 Well, you might know me as God
01:26:44 But my real name is actually
01:26:46 The Gravitron
01:26:48 But I'm known by many names, Jehovah, Allah, it's all me
01:26:50 I've just been here watching you guys
01:26:52 Since day one
01:26:54 Because I don't like what you're doing, man
01:26:56 You make promises, right?
01:26:58 When you got help, and you got the nine realms
01:27:00 I like, hey, these are your realms
01:27:02 And these, then I'm taking care of them
01:27:04 Just, just, just, just
01:27:06 500 years, that's all I want
01:27:08 That's all I need
01:27:10 Oh, by the way, yeah
01:27:12 Uh, Dr. Jesse and Dahl
01:27:14 I will do, like, talk to you
01:27:16 And then you can go over there
01:27:18 Look up
01:27:20 Oh!
01:27:22 Hey, boys!
01:27:24 Yeah, we're happy as can be right now
01:27:26 Me and Dahl
01:27:28 And I just wanted you to know
01:27:30 That this is the best thing in my life
01:27:32 I couldn't live going with life too much
01:27:34 Without her
01:27:36 I wanted to tell you one last time
01:27:38 Right now
01:27:40 That all the things you need on earth
01:27:42 Are right there with you
01:27:44 Your girls
01:27:46 Music
01:27:48 They're all right there with you
01:27:50 And I just wanted you to know
01:27:52 That I'm not going to let you down
01:27:54 They're all right there with you
01:27:56 You just gotta try hard
01:27:58 Music
01:28:00 And just
01:28:02 Keep working at it
01:28:04 Bye, boys!
01:28:06 Bye, girls!
01:28:08 We love y'all!
01:28:10 Bye, Dr. Jesse!
01:28:12 And remember
01:28:14 Cherish every moment
01:28:16 Enjoy each other's love
01:28:18 'Cause you never know how long it's gonna last
01:28:20 Music
01:28:22 (rooster crowing)
01:28:24 (music)
01:28:26 (music)
01:28:28 (music)
01:28:30 (music)
01:28:32 (music)
01:28:34 (music)
01:28:36 We're back home, everybody!
01:28:38 Wake up!
01:28:40 (music)
01:28:42 We're back home!
01:28:44 Summer!
01:28:46 We're here! I can't believe it!
01:28:48 Oh!
01:28:50 Man!
01:28:52 (music)
01:28:54 Man!
01:28:56 (grunt)
01:28:58 That was some strange shit we've smoked!
01:29:00 Must have been laced with acid or something!
01:29:02 That was a crazy trip!
01:29:04 You know,
01:29:06 I think I'm gonna quit doing that weed.
01:29:08 I think once and for all,
01:29:10 I swear to God,
01:29:12 I'm going to quit.
01:29:14 (music)
01:29:16 (music)
01:29:18 (music)
01:29:20 (music)
01:29:22 What's this doing in my hand?
01:29:24 I can't believe it!
01:29:26 Look! This is at their big city manager's
01:29:28 uh, card!
01:29:30 You know what?
01:29:32 All we gotta do is give him
01:29:34 a call, play him
01:29:36 some demo songs,
01:29:38 and then we can save the farm the real
01:29:40 way! The legit way! This is
01:29:42 awesome! Yeah!
01:29:44 Woo-hoo! Yes!
01:29:46 Oh man!
01:29:48 Well that big city manager got us
01:29:50 a real record deal.
01:29:52 All that music we played
01:29:54 our whole lives finally paid off.
01:29:56 Everything
01:29:58 went great. We got everything our
01:30:00 hearts desired.
01:30:02 But the funny thing is all that stuff
01:30:04 that we got, the fame, fortune,
01:30:06 all that didn't even
01:30:08 matter that much.
01:30:10 I mean, it only lasted about
01:30:12 a few weeks of the great times of that
01:30:14 thinking it was so great.
01:30:16 But the best thing that I
01:30:18 remember was when all us
01:30:20 boys and girls got together and got
01:30:22 married. Well that there
01:30:24 was the best love story I ever heard!
01:30:26 That was the best story I ever
01:30:28 heard too.
01:30:30 Get a room! (laughter)
01:30:32 Everything went fine for the rest
01:30:34 of our lives. I mean
01:30:36 things got very difficult there
01:30:38 at times, but we had each
01:30:40 other, and we loved each other
01:30:42 and stayed with each other through the good
01:30:44 and the bad, and
01:30:46 that's what got us through it.
01:30:48 Better soon.
01:30:58 You want a belly button?
01:31:00 Yeah.
01:31:04 I've heard
01:31:06 people say that
01:31:08 grass is always greener
01:31:10 on the other side of the fence.
01:31:12 And it is!
01:31:14 What I'm
01:31:16 trying to say is
01:31:18 I've come
01:31:20 to accept the fact
01:31:22 that
01:31:24 you are my
01:31:26 grass.
01:31:28 You're my lawn
01:31:30 that I have to
01:31:32 mow for the rest
01:31:34 of my
01:31:36 life.
01:31:38 And
01:31:40 I have been guilty
01:31:42 of pursuing
01:31:44 better.
01:31:46 And I found it! I mean
01:31:48 hell, I sold our souls for better!
01:31:50 But I am
01:31:54 stuck with
01:31:56 you
01:31:58 until death
01:32:00 do us part!
01:32:06 And that inevitable moment
01:32:08 arrives
01:32:10 from the bottom of my heart.
01:32:12 I hope you go first.
01:32:18 I hope I do too, Billy Bob.
01:32:20 I know I can live without you,
01:32:22 but I don't wanna!
01:32:34 Bitch!
01:32:36 I really want a new fuckin' lawn!
01:32:42 Look, Dixie!
01:32:48 The sun shines!
01:32:50 Oh, it's so beautiful, Edith!
01:32:52 But not as beautiful
01:32:58 as you!
01:33:02 That's the nicest thing anyone's ever
01:33:04 done for me before, Edith!
01:33:06 Dixie, as long as I
01:33:08 got you, fame and fortune
01:33:10 don't matter. I love you!
01:33:12 I love you too, Edith!
01:33:14 Summer,
01:33:28 I should have listened to your advice all along.
01:33:30 You know,
01:33:32 that adventure, I was in my own mind,
01:33:34 I kept going after what I wanted,
01:33:36 and it was just the wrong stuff.
01:33:38 And now I realize
01:33:40 that I'm just gonna
01:33:42 listen to you forever, and
01:33:44 I love you!
01:33:46 I love you too!
01:33:48 Us Redneck family
01:33:52 have sure been through some hard times,
01:33:54 good times, and
01:33:56 in-between.
01:33:58 We've been through it all over the years,
01:34:00 and hung in there and did our best.
01:34:02 And even when we had that
01:34:04 fame and fortune, it didn't matter.
01:34:06 The main thing,
01:34:08 the best, best thing
01:34:10 that I can tell y'all,
01:34:12 that you should remember forever,
01:34:14 now listen up,
01:34:16 is that
01:34:18 when we had food on the table,
01:34:20 water on the table,
01:34:22 and a roof over our head,
01:34:24 that's all we really
01:34:26 need. And most of all,
01:34:28 the love of each other.
01:34:30 And that right there is true happiness.
01:34:32 And that's what I'm talking about.
01:34:34 [music]
01:34:36 [music]
01:34:38 (rock music)
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01:35:57 (rock music)
01:36:01 (rock music)
01:36:07 (rock music)
01:36:13 (rock music)
01:36:16 (rock music)
01:36:20 (drumming)
01:36:27 (upbeat music)
01:36:37 ♪ Jumbo oh Jumbo ♪
01:36:40 ♪ Please just don't go ♪
01:36:42 ♪ Don't listen to him ♪
01:36:44 ♪ The devil surely doesn't know ♪
01:36:45 ♪ You can get all you wish and more ♪
01:36:48 ♪ But there's no easy fix ♪
01:36:50 ♪ No overnight cure ♪
01:36:53 ♪ You will get all you want with slow and steady work ♪
01:36:56 ♪ Everything you dream of and want on this earth ♪
01:37:00 ♪ I know in my heart ♪
01:37:02 ♪ That you and I can make this work ♪
01:37:06 ♪ I love you so much that it makes me hurt ♪
01:37:11 (upbeat music)
01:37:14 ♪ Jumbo my good boy ♪
01:37:17 ♪ Your fame is overdue ♪
01:37:19 ♪ I may not even love you ♪
01:37:20 ♪ But I know what's best for you ♪
01:37:22 ♪ Listen to me I provide ♪
01:37:24 ♪ A world for you to come alive ♪
01:37:26 ♪ I know you want these things so bad ♪
01:37:28 ♪ I promise you'll get 'em ♪
01:37:29 ♪ You'll feel so glad ♪
01:37:30 (laughing)
01:37:33 ♪ I don't even know what I should do ♪
01:37:41 ♪ Door number one or door number two ♪
01:37:44 ♪ I don't even know it but I care so much ♪
01:37:48 ♪ About my life, my music and such ♪
01:37:52 (upbeat music)
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