Water park naman ang pinuntahan ng Kap-kada dahil sa sinalihang bikini contest nina Vivian (Ruffa Mae Quinto) at Maricel (Lana Asanin), at isa sa mga hurado ay si Kap (Bong Revilla). Magwawagi nga ba si Vivian sa bikini contest?
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00:00 [Idol, Idol, Idol, Kosey Kav]
00:04 [Idol, Idol, Idol, Kosey Kav]
00:08 [Cheering]
00:10 Go, go, go!
00:12 Go, go, go!
00:14 Yes!
00:15 Wow!
00:18 Wow!
00:19 This is beautiful!
00:21 Wow!
00:23 I'm excited to join the bikini contest!
00:26 Yes, I'm the judge. I don't know who the organizer is.
00:30 Oh, so you're the judge.
00:31 As long as you beat me.
00:33 As long as we're in the same battle.
00:36 Okay.
00:37 Isn't that why we're so happy?
00:41 Because we're traveling all the time.
00:42 We're like tourists.
00:44 Terrorist?
00:45 Oh, I don't want to be here.
00:47 I don't want to be here with a terrorist.
00:48 Stop it!
00:49 What terrorist?
00:50 Tourist!
00:51 You're making me panic.
00:52 Who's panicking?
00:54 I'm panicking.
00:55 I don't want to be here with a terrorist.
00:57 Who's the terrorist?
00:58 You're the terrorist.
00:59 By the way,
01:00 Oh my God!
01:02 Are you sure that this place is beautiful?
01:05 Gap, in Sasmoa,
01:08 the water world is beautiful.
01:10 It's so beautiful!
01:12 Yes, and it's not just water.
01:14 What?
01:15 We're beautiful because we have time to play bowling,
01:17 to do groceries.
01:19 What else?
01:20 We have time to go to the gym, to work out.
01:23 We can do a lot of things.
01:24 Basketball, shooting.
01:26 Alright.
01:27 Alright, let's go!
01:29 Wait.
01:30 Why?
01:31 Because you know,
01:32 hold this for a while.
01:33 Why?
01:34 Because I need to make you hear that I have a talent.
01:39 Okay?
01:40 Talent?
01:41 [singing]
01:47 Wait, wait, wait.
01:49 This is not a talent portion.
01:52 This is not a talent portion?
01:53 No, this is a question and answer portion in a bikini competition.
01:57 Question and answer?
01:58 I'm good at that.
01:59 Okay, ask me a question.
02:01 Wait, wait.
02:02 You're too lazy.
02:03 Are you going to join the contest?
02:04 Yes.
02:05 Next question, please.
02:06 I'm alive.
02:08 Oh, you're alive.
02:11 Hey, you're on your own.
02:12 You're alive.
02:13 I'm alive.
02:14 If we join the contest later,
02:18 we'll do swimming first.
02:20 Right?
02:21 Yes.
02:22 Okay, I'll teach you how to swim.
02:24 Okay, breath.
02:26 Butterfly.
02:30 Jump!
02:31 Butterfly.
02:37 What kind of person is he?
02:38 Big Brother, what are you doing here?
02:41 Why aren't you there yet?
02:42 I was left behind.
02:44 You were left behind?
02:45 You said you were left behind?
02:46 Let's go swimming.
02:47 Swimming, swimming.
02:48 Oh, no.
02:49 Oh, no.
02:50 Oh, no.
02:51 Oh, no.
02:52 My head is broken.
02:53 I'm dead.
02:54 Big Brother, Big Brother.
02:56 Hey, what happened there?
02:58 Why did you kill it?
02:59 It slipped.
03:00 My head is broken.
03:01 You know what you need to do there?
03:02 Mouth to mouth.
03:03 What mouth to mouth?
03:05 You should leave.
03:06 You didn't even get a chance to mouth to mouth.
03:09 We also have a showman here.
03:13 We have a special, regular, and master.
03:16 Master showman?
03:17 Master showman.
03:18 You're kidding.
03:19 Wait a minute.
03:24 What?
03:25 Tell me.
03:26 What?
03:27 The one who's really...
03:28 Really?
03:29 The one who's really...
03:30 What?
03:31 The one who's really...
03:32 The one who's really...
03:33 Yes.
03:34 B!
03:35 B!
03:36 Hey, man!
03:37 What's up?
03:38 B!
03:39 Wow!
03:40 Wow!
03:41 B!
03:42 B!
03:43 B!
03:44 B!
03:45 B!
03:46 Woo!
03:47 Woo!
03:48 Woo!
03:49 Woo!
03:50 Hey, wait!
03:51 What?
03:52 I'm so confused.
03:53 Me?
03:54 Why are you here?
03:55 Why are you here?
03:56 Because the jugs here at Ms. Flawless became gold dust.
04:00 Yes.
04:01 What are you doing here?
04:02 You're a guest here again.
04:04 You're expensive.
04:05 Five thousand.
04:06 What do you remember about a speaker?
04:12 Host.
04:13 You got it right there.
04:15 Oh, my God!
04:16 He's our producer.
04:19 Oh, my God!
04:20 This is a respected producer.
04:21 You know him.
04:22 You know him?
04:23 You know him.
04:24 He's a famous singer.
04:25 He's Don King.
04:26 Don King?
04:27 He's the producer of the shows.
04:28 King Kong?
04:29 King Kong?
04:30 King Kong?
04:31 I'm going to introduce to you.
04:32 Please allow me.
04:33 It's my privilege and my honor to introduce to you this man.
04:36 Okay?
04:37 Ladies and gentlemen, okay?
04:38 Here we are.
04:41 The producer of the year.
04:43 King Kong!
04:47 Oh, my God!
04:49 I'm the producer of the year.
04:50 I'm a good producer.
04:52 Oh, I don't know.
04:55 Do you know Don King?
04:57 Yes.
04:58 I'm a producer of the year.
04:59 Oh, my God!
05:00 Do you know him?
05:01 He's a famous singer.
05:03 He's a famous singer.
05:05 He's a famous singer.
05:06 He's a famous singer.
05:07 Yes.
05:08 Sure.
05:09 Okay.
05:10 Just tell me his name.
05:11 I don't know him.
05:13 I don't know him.
05:14 Oh, I know him.
05:15 Oh, I know him.
05:16 Wait a minute.
05:17 I saw him earlier.
05:18 He was walking.
05:20 He seemed to be losing himself.
05:28 What's the problem with this?
05:30 I think there's amnesia.
05:32 Yes, there's amnesia.
05:33 What?
05:34 Are we going to help him?
05:36 Why would we help?
05:37 We're just playing.
05:38 This is our chance.
05:39 I'm always being put in jail for this.
05:41 Yes.
05:42 Wait, let's test him.
05:43 Maybe, he's not really amnesia.
05:45 I'll just test him.
05:46 Big!
05:48 Big!
05:50 Yoohoo!
05:51 Big!
05:52 What?
05:53 He has amnesia.
05:54 It's not his name.
05:55 He's not looking.
05:56 Maybe,
05:57 he's not amnesia.
05:58 Maybe, he's just a binghi.
05:59 He's not a binghi.
06:00 Let's go.
06:01 Big!
06:08 What?
06:09 Why are you shouting?
06:11 Who are you?
06:13 We know each other.
06:15 We have a relationship.
06:16 He has amnesia.
06:17 Why?
06:26 Why are you laughing?
06:27 If you're laughing,
06:28 then I'm laughing.
06:29 I'll just go.
06:35 Ah!
06:37 I don't know what to do.
06:39 I don't know what to do.
06:41 Test us.
07:04 Test us.
07:05 Hey, excuse me.
07:06 Come on, listen to me.
07:07 If you're going to do it,
07:08 your bodies might get hurt.
07:10 You might get skinned.
07:11 Tonight,
07:12 we'll do our contest, okay?
07:14 Let's do it.
07:15 Okay?
07:16 And I told you,
07:17 there's a CR there.
07:18 If you're going to ride,
07:19 huh?
07:20 Who are you?
07:21 Wow, you're really different.
07:23 You're really different.
07:24 But I noticed,
07:26 it seems like you're not interested
07:28 in the contestants,
07:29 the women here.
07:30 I'm fine.
07:33 I'll just go ahead.
07:34 I don't have a job.
07:35 I don't have a job.
07:37 I'm new.
07:38 I want to be wholesome.
07:39 I want to have a good life.
07:41 And to me,
07:42 the women are the light of the house.
07:44 You should know that.
07:46 Your eyes, your nose.
07:47 What nose?
07:48 Your nose is also ugly.
07:49 No.
07:50 Listen to me, Eason.
07:51 Because you,
07:52 I know that
07:53 you respect the women.
07:54 Yes.
07:55 And your heart,
07:56 you're fragile.
07:57 But you're strong.
07:58 You're loving.
07:59 I don't want it anymore.
08:00 I don't want it anymore.
08:01 I respect the women.
08:02 I noticed that
08:03 you've changed.
08:04 What?
08:05 You're different.
08:06 Look at this.
08:07 I'll show you Vivian.
08:09 How can I not have that?
08:10 Even if she's wearing something else.
08:12 How can I not have that?
08:13 There.
08:14 Hello.
08:15 Hello.
08:16 What?
08:17 Are you a stylist?
08:18 No.
08:19 Take it off.
08:20 I'm not taking it off.
08:22 Why are you taking it off?
08:23 You don't need to know.
08:24 Take it off.
08:25 What's happening, Jimmy?
08:26 No.
08:27 Take it off.
08:28 There.
08:29 There.
08:30 There.
08:31 You're not wrong.
08:32 One more.
08:33 There.
08:34 In the movie, it's okay.
08:35 No, show it here.
08:36 You're not wrong.
08:37 Why don't you want to take it off?
08:39 Because you'll see it there.
08:40 Just one.
08:41 Just one request.
08:42 One, two, three.
08:43 There.
08:45 It's not mine.
08:46 For me.
08:47 She's not wrong.
08:48 No M.
08:49 This is not mine.
08:50 You know why?
08:51 Why?
08:52 For me,
08:53 for me,
08:54 Maria Makili is wearing sarong.
08:55 She's covering herself.
08:57 Like a barong for women.
08:59 That's what I think of her.
09:00 That's how it is.
09:01 It's not mine.
09:02 It's not mine.
09:03 There.
09:04 There.
09:05 There.
09:06 That's nothing.
09:07 Nothing to me.
09:08 You're still here.
09:09 Wait.
09:10 Wait.
09:11 What's that?
09:12 What's that?
09:13 Huh?
09:14 There.
09:15 Oh.
09:16 Oh.
09:17 Beep.
09:18 You're old.
09:19 You're old.
09:20 You're still on beep.
09:21 It's a lizard.
09:22 It's a lizard.
09:23 Oh, it's a lizard.
09:24 What are you doing?
09:25 Why?
09:26 Why are you taking a bath?
09:27 Why are you?
09:28 I'm taking a bath.
09:29 Why are we taking a bath?
09:30 You promised me, right?
09:31 You saved my life.
09:32 Yes.
09:33 You're right.
09:34 You're right.
09:35 Let's go.
09:36 Let's take a bath.
09:37 Oh, no.
09:38 Oh, no.
09:39 Oh, no.
10:00 Oh, no.
10:20 Oh, no.
10:44 Oh, no.
11:12 Oh, no.
11:22 Oh, no.
11:32 Oh, no.
11:52 Oh, no.
12:20 Oh, no.
12:30 Oh, no.
12:40 Oh, no.
13:00 Oh, no.
13:26 Oh, no.
13:36 Oh, no.
13:46 Oh, no.
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20:04 Oh, no.
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27:34 Oh, no.
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28:04 Oh, no.
28:14 Oh, no.
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28:34 Oh, no.
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28:54 Oh, no.
29:04 Oh, no.
29:14 Oh, no.
29:24 Oh, no.
29:34 Oh, no.
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30:04 Oh, no.
30:14 Oh, no.
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30:34 Oh, no.
30:44 Oh, no.
30:54 Oh, no.
31:04 Oh, no.
31:14 Oh, no.
31:24 Oh, no.
31:34 Oh, no.
31:44 So, what do you feel now? How do you feel now?
31:46 Busy.
31:48 Busy.
31:50 You're like a telephone.
31:52 Okay.
31:54 Oh, it's a very hard question for you.
31:58 Okay, listen very carefully because
32:00 this is a long question, okay?
32:02 Listen carefully.
32:04 Here it is.
32:06 Define love.
32:08 Excuse me.
32:10 Um, love is higher than a mountain.
32:18 Bigger than water.
32:20 Bluer than blue.
32:22 It's sadder than sad.
32:24 But why?
32:26 Because love is the physics of the heart.
32:30 It requires chemistry.
32:34 And above all, love is the shortcut of laboratory.
32:42 That's all.
32:44 Thank you.
32:48 Intelligent answer.
32:50 Thank you so much.
32:52 Finalist number four.
32:54 Okay, thank you very much.
32:56 Thank you.
32:58 Thank you very much.
33:00 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
33:02 While our judges are tabulating the scores,
33:04 who is Miss Bikini?
33:06 Miss Flawless, 2001.
33:08 Oh, my. We have a special treat for all of you.
33:10 We have a special number here for
33:12 Nanay Idang and Gigi.
33:16 To sing.
33:18 Ladies and gentlemen, to sing.
33:20 Ladies and gentlemen, to sing.
33:22 Father and son.
33:24 Here they are.
33:26 It's you.
33:36 It's not me, it's you.
33:38 You're the one who will sing first.
33:40 Why is it me?
33:42 I'm just accompanying you.
33:44 It's not me, it's you.
33:46 It's you, right?
33:48 You two, sit down.
33:50 Don't be mother and daughter.
33:52 Don't be like that.
33:54 You're the one who will sit down.
33:56 Okay.
33:58 Here it is, ladies and gentlemen.
34:00 Here is the final.
34:02 The final decision.
34:04 You're too much, Nanay.
34:06 So, here it is.
34:08 Here is the result.
34:10 And Miss Flawless
34:14 is Miss
34:16 Vivian Vaca.
34:18 Okay.
34:30 Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
34:32 Congratulations.
34:34 Okay.
34:44 One, two.
34:46 Okay.
34:48 Thank you.
34:50 Excuse me.
34:52 Okay, ladies.
34:54 You're the winner.
34:56 I hope you have something to say.
34:58 What do you want to say to her?
35:00 Hey, congrats.
35:02 It's good that you won against us, gays.
35:04 What?
35:08 You're gay?
35:10 You're not three, right?
35:12 Yes.
35:14 What's your name?
35:16 I'm Josa.
35:18 Joshua L. Ramon.
35:20 Wait.
35:26 Hold this.
35:28 Why?
35:30 Why?
35:34 Why did you guys fooled me?
35:36 Why?
35:40 You're so stupid.
35:42 It's my fault.
35:44 Why?
35:46 You didn't tell me the truth.
35:48 It's because you're
35:50 the gay that I'm going to talk to.
35:52 It's because
35:56 I can do it.
35:58 You can do it.
36:02 It's because you're the gay
36:04 that I'm going to talk to.
36:06 Fine.
36:08 Fine, thank you.
36:10 It's true.
36:12 It's okay.
36:14 It's true.
36:16 It's because you're the gay that I'm going to talk to.
36:18 Don't be shy.
36:20 I'm just saying that
36:22 gays are okay.
36:24 They should be connected.
36:26 What's happening here?
36:28 They're the best among the rest.
36:30 You're the one who's not listening to Sir Kiko.
36:32 Sir Kiko? You're Kiko.
36:34 What's happening here?
36:36 Why are you holding hands?
36:38 What?
36:40 What are you talking about?
36:42 I'm not gay.
36:44 I'm a man.
36:46 What are you doing?
36:48 Why is he a federation?
36:50 What are you doing?
36:52 Who is this?
36:54 It's not me.
36:56 Where are you?
36:58 This is the one.
37:02 You're not listening to me?
37:04 I don't know.
37:06 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:08 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:10 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:12 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:14 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:16 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:18 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:20 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:22 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:24 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:26 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:28 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:30 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:32 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:34 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:36 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:38 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:40 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:42 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:44 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:46 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:48 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:50 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:52 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:54 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:56 You're the one who's not listening to me.
37:58 You're the one who's not listening to me.
38:00 You're the one who's not listening to me.
38:02 You're the one who's not listening to me.
38:04 You're the one who's not listening to me.
38:06 You're the one who's not listening to me.
38:08 You're the one who's not listening to me.
38:10 You're the one who's not listening to me.
38:12 You're the one who's not listening to me.
38:14 You're the one who's not listening to me.
38:16 You're the one who's not listening to me.