When Margot, a college sophomore (Emilia Jones) goes on a date with the older Robert (Nicholas Braun), she finds that in real life Robert doesn’t live up to the Robert she has been flirting with over texts.
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:01 - Is that that guy Robert again?
00:03 - Listen, concession stand girl.
00:05 Why don't you give me your number?
00:08 - Wait, you never said where he goes to school.
00:11 - I think he just works.
00:13 - Oysters, come on.
00:16 - He has cats.
00:18 His eyes are nice.
00:19 They crinkle.
00:20 - Yeah, 'cause he's old.
00:21 - I think I really like him.
00:24 - As promised.
00:25 - I'm not saying I will have sex with him,
00:29 but I think he would like it.
00:30 - Why are we having this conversation?
00:32 He's a terrible kisser.
00:33 - Listen to me.
00:42 Call it a night.
00:43 - Hey, do we wanna do this?
00:47 - This is the worst life decision I've ever made.
00:57 - I had a good time tonight.
00:59 Didn't you?
01:01 - Yeah.
01:02 - So what was his go-to move?
01:07 The reverse squatting cowgirl?
01:09 Or is cats at least cute?
01:11 - I never saw them.
01:13 - Uh-oh.
01:14 - Why lie about having cats?
01:18 - 'Cause liking cats makes a guy seem non-threatening.
01:23 Harmless.
01:24 He's hiding something.
01:26 (heart beating)
01:29 ♪ I'm the monster in your mind ♪
01:33 - I need to keep someone away from me.
01:36 You scared me.
01:37 - People choose to be scared.
01:40 - Can't say I'm surprised to find lovely ladies
01:44 like yourselves in here looking for protection.
01:46 - Kelvin, you need to shut that shit down right now.
01:49 - What is the matter with you?
01:52 - You manipulated me.
01:54 (dramatic music)
01:56 - So he called you a whore.
01:58 - If you wanna get along with a man
02:01 and not be alone your whole entire life, make peace.
02:04 With a little discomfort.
02:07 - One of us has to die.
02:10 - Stop.
02:13 (screaming)
02:13 ♪ I am the monster ♪
02:16 you