A woman made a Spotify Wrapped-style presentation of her 2023 dating fails - and says she's still searching for the right man.
Katie O’Brien, 23, created a PowerPoint for her love life from the last year – which included more than 20 kisses and three guys.
The insurance adviser split up how she met all her dates – through Tinder, Hinge and Instagram – and how they all ended on different slides.
She used graphs and pie charts to show some of the data.
She said she may be ending the year single but she feels ready to put herself out there more in 2024 and wants a man who will "chase" her.
Katie, from Coventry, West Midlands, said: "My dating history is horrific.
"I went on a date last year and he asked me to be his dominatrix.
"This year I've dated three guys and been on two dates.
"They all started off great - like a three-day trial period.
"But it's been a s**t show.
"Next year I want someone chasing and worshipping the ground I walk on."
Katie went on her first date of the year in June after meeting on Tinder.
She said: "It went well but then he said he was looking to move to Australia.
"The second one followed me on Instagram. We got nattering.
"He took me to Cosy Club and Las Iguanas and he paid. I was being wined and dined.
"Then he cancelled our second date for family reasons.
"Then we went for a milkshake at McDonalds but the next day told me he wasn't ready for a relationship."
Katie was meant to go on a third date in November 2023 but blocked her days before the date - for no apparent reason.
Despite no luck in with dating Katie has still enjoyed over 20 snogs - even kissing two to three guys a night when she was on holiday in Benidorm, Spain.
He said: "Everything happens for a reason. I'm quite confident in myself.
"If at comes at me now before the New Year - I'll hiss at them.
"My mates say I can be too much. I give more energy than they give me.
"I'm going to hold back at bit more next year."
Katie recognises the pros of her dating life this year - and is thankful for the free meals.
Katie O’Brien, 23, created a PowerPoint for her love life from the last year – which included more than 20 kisses and three guys.
The insurance adviser split up how she met all her dates – through Tinder, Hinge and Instagram – and how they all ended on different slides.
She used graphs and pie charts to show some of the data.
She said she may be ending the year single but she feels ready to put herself out there more in 2024 and wants a man who will "chase" her.
Katie, from Coventry, West Midlands, said: "My dating history is horrific.
"I went on a date last year and he asked me to be his dominatrix.
"This year I've dated three guys and been on two dates.
"They all started off great - like a three-day trial period.
"But it's been a s**t show.
"Next year I want someone chasing and worshipping the ground I walk on."
Katie went on her first date of the year in June after meeting on Tinder.
She said: "It went well but then he said he was looking to move to Australia.
"The second one followed me on Instagram. We got nattering.
"He took me to Cosy Club and Las Iguanas and he paid. I was being wined and dined.
"Then he cancelled our second date for family reasons.
"Then we went for a milkshake at McDonalds but the next day told me he wasn't ready for a relationship."
Katie was meant to go on a third date in November 2023 but blocked her days before the date - for no apparent reason.
Despite no luck in with dating Katie has still enjoyed over 20 snogs - even kissing two to three guys a night when she was on holiday in Benidorm, Spain.
He said: "Everything happens for a reason. I'm quite confident in myself.
"If at comes at me now before the New Year - I'll hiss at them.
"My mates say I can be too much. I give more energy than they give me.
"I'm going to hold back at bit more next year."
Katie recognises the pros of her dating life this year - and is thankful for the free meals.
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00:00 Welcome to my 2023 Dane Rap Lesson who literally has zero luck with men.
00:04 He actually could not get any worse.
00:08 Kisses. How many people have I kissed this year?
00:12 I'm going to say at least 20 plus, but we have to bear in mind
00:16 I did go to spend a dorm for a week in July and August.
00:19 I hit my peak.
00:21 At least two people, three people a night.
00:24 How many guys have I dated this year?
00:27 So, not one.
00:29 What's a... but three grown...
00:32 I say grown ass men, boys, literal boys.
00:36 So I decided to include situationships, dates in this
00:41 because I actually went on dates with one of those guys.
00:44 The two were, they just failed.
00:47 Horrific talking stages.
00:49 What jobs did they have?
00:52 One of them worked for the Bank of New York in the UK.
00:56 You do the math for that one.
00:58 Another one was not, he was not a car salesman, no guys.
01:01 He was just a customer associate for a car company.
01:05 So not that impressive.
01:06 And another one was Sparky.
01:08 He had the nice work trousers, but not the nice personality.
01:12 How did I meet these guys?
01:13 One of them was through Tinder.
01:15 I really thought I was going to have a Tinder love story with this one.
01:18 Boy, was I fucking incorrect.
01:20 Through Instagram, they followed me randomly one day.
01:24 And the other one was through Hinge.
01:26 How did it end?
01:27 One of them decided to, they wanted to move to Australia.
01:30 Now, it seems I can't even do short distance, let alone long distance.
01:35 So that was a big fat no.
01:37 And the next one said he wasn't ready for a relationship
01:40 after he said he was ready for a relationship.
01:43 Thank you for wasting my time.
01:45 And the third one just randomly blocked me on a Monday night
01:48 after talking to me all day like nothing was a problem.
01:51 And he just blocked me off every single piece of social media
01:54 with no explanation at all.
01:56 So what is my current status?
01:59 Fed up with men.
02:00 Um, single.
02:01 Possibly even more single than I could have already started the year.
02:06 And that's, yours is better than mine because mine was an absolute shit show.