Christmas just got a lot weirder. Eddie Murphy, Jillian Bell, Tracee Ellis Ross and more star in Candy Cane Lane, now streaming.
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00:00 Do I want an invisibility cloak or flying shoes?
00:05 - If an elf can make it, you can wish for it, okay?
00:07 - Sensitive elves can make anything.
00:09 - They can make anything.
00:10 Now finish that letter.
00:11 Come on, we gotta send it all the way to the North Pole.
00:13 - How much more inflatable crap
00:15 is Bruce gonna put on that roof?
00:16 - Oh, Bruce, babe, thank you for reminding me.
00:18 Please don't forget to buy a nice bottle of red
00:20 for us to go over there tonight.
00:22 - I'm not getting a good bottle for the competition.
00:24 - They're not the competition.
00:25 They're our neighbors.
00:27 - Dad, where are my cleats?
00:28 - Your cleats are right here.
00:29 You know, Joy, I was wondering,
00:30 since you're having such a hard time
00:32 keeping track of things while you're at home,
00:33 what's gonna happen when you go off to college?
00:35 Notre Dame?
00:39 How'd this get in the house?
00:41 - Dad, I know that you guys met at USC,
00:46 but I don't wanna go there.
00:48 - What?
00:49 Huh?
00:50 - Excuse me?
00:54 USC is in your blood.
00:56 Fight on.
00:57 - Fight on!
00:59 - Listen, sweetheart, I would be happy
01:01 to call my old softball coach.
01:03 - No, Mom, I--
01:04 - I'm shattered that you don't wanna go to USC.
01:08 - Wow, Joy, USC.
01:11 Fight on.
01:12 - Fight on, honey.
01:13 - Fight on.
01:14 - Only a half hour away.
01:16 You could spend so much time with Dad.
01:19 - That's right, it's only 20 minutes with no traffic.
01:21 You could eat dinner with your family every night.
01:23 - Yeah.
01:25 Nick, how did that math test go?
01:28 - Oh, you had a math test?
01:29 What'd you get?
01:31 - I don't like grades to find me, Dad.
01:33 - Okay, that does not sound good.
01:34 - Yeah, that don't sound good at all.
01:36 Look, Nick, if you wanna win in life,
01:38 you have to learn to focus on what's important.
01:42 - Well, my music is important.
01:44 - Math is required, music is elected.
01:46 - Okay, but sweetie, the music makes him happy.
01:48 - Yeah, but he ain't gonna make no money making music.
01:50 - Well, I mean, there's a lot of music people
01:52 that make money, Chris.
01:53 - Not playing the tuba.
01:55 Name one tuba player that's living his life like it's golden.
01:59 - Oh, just one.
01:59 - Have you ever heard somebody in the band say,
02:01 "And on tuba is," and they introduce him?
02:04 - Hey, hon, I think you should focus on the math.
02:06 - You should focus on the math.
02:07 No one ever blew up on tuba.
02:09 (upbeat music)
02:11 ♪ Hang low and mistletoe ♪
02:17 ♪ I'm gonna get to know you better ♪
02:22 ♪ This Christmas ♪
02:25 ♪ And as we trim the tree ♪
02:27 ♪ How much fun it's gonna be together ♪
02:32 ♪ This Christmas ♪
02:35 ♪ The fireside's blazing bright ♪
02:39 - Hey, good morning, Pam.
02:45 What's the matter with you?
02:49 - Merry Christmas.
02:50 - But hey, good news.
02:57 Our placement officers are gladly assisting
02:59 in obtaining the strongest references.
03:02 - Lee, nobody can talk to the vendors like I can.
03:06 Nobody has my relationships, my history, and my Rolodex.
03:09 - Rolodex, huh?
03:10 Classic, OG.
03:13 I love it.
03:14 - You're really gonna do this right before Christmas?
03:19 - It's just business.
03:20 - Listen, you know it's the holidays.
03:25 I wanna give you something to say thank you for your service.
03:28 - Hey, don't nobody want your fleece.
03:32 Hey, you know what?
03:36 I'm gonna take this fleece.
03:38 You know what I'm gonna do?
03:39 I'm gonna re-gift it, show you how much contempt
03:41 I have for your holiday fleece.
03:44 - There for you.
03:46 - Yeah.
03:47 Merry Christmas, brother.
03:50 - Merry Christmas.
03:54 - Uh, who's next?
03:56 (dramatic music)
03:59 (dramatic music)
04:01 (dramatic music)
04:04 (dramatic music)
04:07 (dramatic music)
04:10 (upbeat music)