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00:00 Friends, it is generally said that skill is very important to earn money.

00:05 But, trust me, ethics are more effective in earning money.

00:11 There are two types of skills.

00:13 People skills and technical skills.

00:15 If you have technical skills, you will definitely earn money.

00:18 You can go to any company.

00:20 The people of lower category, whose salaries are lower than the top,

00:25 they are always working on their technical skills.

00:28 But, as you go up, the top managers have people skills.

00:33 They talk to people, have tea and go home.

00:36 But, they earn a lot of money.

00:39 The reason is that they have people skills.

00:42 People skills come from ethics.

00:44 If you are a talented person and you know how to work on a computer,

00:48 if you know how to do something with your hands,

00:50 you should start working on your ethics.

00:54 You should learn how to behave with people.

00:57 That will come from knowledge and wisdom.

00:59 Knowledge and wisdom come in two ways.

01:02 Either from a teacher or from a book.

01:05 You learn more and you earn more.

01:07 The routine of the people who earn the most money in the world

01:11 is that they read at least 20 to 25 books in a year.

01:16 Let's start today's show with this message.

01:19 Let's take you on the road and see what the situation is on the road.

01:23 Hey, get out of the way.

01:25 We have come to the wrong day. The road is being built.

01:27 Viewers, let's go back. The road is being built.

01:30 No, brother. There is no problem. Let the road be built.

01:32 You will kick us on the road.

01:34 How many times will you break the same road and then build it?

01:39 You are talking about the whole story.

01:41 Tell me, what is the connection with the story of the road?

01:47 You haven't seen the road movie.

01:49 Yes, I have seen the road movie.

01:51 The director has taken my father's story as a joke.

01:55 How?

01:56 My father builds the road.

01:58 My grandfather also drives a bulldozer.

01:59 And your grandmother?

02:00 What do you mean by grandmother?

02:02 My grandmother earns and sells vegetables.

02:04 Mr. Karun, this person is doing a drama.

02:07 This road was being built some time ago.

02:09 It will be built again. It will be built on your land.

02:11 She is right.

02:13 On our land, we pay the highest tax.

02:19 You pay as much tax as you want.

02:21 (Laughing)

02:25 Why is this bulldozer so small?

02:27 It can't move.

02:28 (Laughing)

02:30 Can you show me sitting inside this bulldozer?

02:34 Yes, why not? Look at this.

02:36 (Laughing)

02:43 I will sit anywhere. Get down. Get down.

02:46 (Laughing)

02:47 He is reminding me of Bob the Builder.

02:49 I like it.

02:51 Bulldozer is my life.

02:53 Tell me something. Where does this road go?

02:55 This road is here. Sometimes people come and go.

02:57 (Laughing)

02:59 Look at this. Special loco..

03:02 (Laughing)

03:03 The people on this road are very nice.

03:06 Sir, you come.

03:07 (Laughing)

03:07 Where have you come from?

03:09 I have cleared the way.

03:11 Where are you coming from?

03:12 Hello.

03:14 He is ruining the road.

03:16 Hello.

03:17 Where are you taking so many pots?

03:19 Wait a minute. What happened?

03:20 What is your problem?

03:22 Can't you see the road?

03:24 Where will I go?

03:27 (Laughing)

03:28 I was saying that there is no one behind the pot.

03:31 (Laughing)

03:32 Don't touch the plates. People want to eat.

03:34 Get lost.

03:34 (Laughing)

03:35 Get up.

03:35 I am not going to drive you to the police station.

03:36 People are coming.

03:37 Why are you doing this?

03:38 Are you taking your father's money?

03:39 You are doing this on the road.

03:40 (Laughing)

03:42 I am tired.

03:44 I will slap you.

03:46 Don't fight.

03:48 Listen to me.

03:49 I will slap your horse.

03:51 (Laughing)

03:52 I will bring this pot here every day.

03:54 The road is closed. Take two days off.

03:56 I don't want to go to this place.

03:58 I don't want to go to this footpath.

03:59 You should have done it earlier.

04:00 You have taken a lot of photos on the road.

04:02 You will put up a traffic here.

04:04 You will make beds.

04:05 (Laughing)

04:06 I and the deceased are on the side of the chana vendor.

04:08 Stop misbehaving and let him put up the pot here.

04:11 Me too.

04:12 Okay.

04:12 These are not chicken chana.

04:13 These are chicken chana.

04:14 Take out your pot.

04:15 Come on.

04:16 Come on.

04:17 Hey!

04:18 (Laughing)

04:19 What is this?

04:20 If anything breaks, I will not be responsible.

04:23 (Laughing)

04:24 Please.

04:25 Let me put up the pot here.

04:27 The kids are hungry.

04:28 Give him some food.

04:30 He will eat everything.

04:32 (Laughing)

04:32 I will make him sit here and make his wife and kids sit here.

04:35 (Laughing)

04:37 The chana vendor is here.

04:38 I will slap you.

04:40 I will slap you.

04:42 I am a government employee.

04:43 Which government?

04:45 Many government employees come here to eat chola.

04:47 Hold on.

04:48 Which government employee makes roads?

04:52 I am helpless.

04:53 (Laughing)

04:56 Niyamat. - Yes.

04:58 Gauge, hold this.

05:00 Don't shake it.

05:02 You are very strong.

05:04 Gauge, you will eat there.

05:06 I have to go to the market.

05:08 Hold this trail and go.

05:11 (Laughing)

05:13 Rice, rice, chana, rice, rice, chana, rice.

05:16 Hot chana.

05:18 Mr. Arun.

05:19 (Groaning)

05:22 You are making a new road.

05:23 (Laughing)

05:25 I don't know when I will be able to work.

05:27 Mr. Arun, he has become a man.

05:30 Believe me, he has become a machine.

05:34 He has to make roads in the morning.

05:36 He has become a machine. - Yes.

05:38 But the problem is that he has to destroy the machinery.

05:43 So that people can get a beard.

05:45 I have written it. I am a machine.

05:46 I get marks. Get it from here.

05:48 (Laughing)

05:50 Mr. Arun, he must have done this all his life.

05:52 (Laughing)

05:53 Why are you doing this?

05:54 These eight corners. - Yes.

05:57 I have come from there.

05:59 So that the road doesn't get closed.

06:01 I have gone and there are no corners.

06:03 (Laughing)

06:04 But I have a little disagreement with you.

06:07 He has worked a little hard.

06:08 The thing is that there is no caution sign here.

06:12 You see, where the road is being made.

06:13 They have put a lot of caution signs.

06:15 He has brought me here. He has brought me here.

06:20 (Laughing)

06:22 It's not their fault.

06:24 They get so few cones.

06:26 Believe me, I have had this incident.

06:29 The cone was very small.

06:32 It was a broken cone.

06:34 I couldn't see the cone.

06:36 So I came on the bike.

06:38 I was on the signal.

06:40 So the guy came.

06:41 He said, there was work going on behind.

06:43 So I said, what can I do in this matter?

06:45 He said, what is the next incident?

06:47 (Laughing)

06:48 Start the road and call the kid who has to ride the bulldozer.

06:52 (Laughing)

06:53 You also come to Gagbhagta.

06:56 Give me a plate of Rashmukhi.

06:58 (Laughing)

06:59 Hot chickpeas. Hot chickpeas.

07:01 What else is there in your menu?

07:03 Potato stuffed parathas.

07:04 Okay. - Minced parathas.

07:06 Okay, give me one. Minced paratha.

07:07 That is not for me.

07:09 (Laughing)

07:10 (Applauding)

07:13 Don't talk. Work with me.

07:15 Work with me. Work with me.

07:17 What?

07:18 Hey! Hey!

07:19 He is behind you. Hello.

07:20 Hey! - Listen.

07:22 Hey! Hey!

07:23 Where are you? You have a moustache.

07:25 Can't you see? It is raining on the road.

07:27 Just two minutes. It has passed.

07:29 Can't you see? You have come to the corner.

07:31 You are saying it has passed.

07:32 Don't cool the chickpeas in the bulldozer. Come here.

07:36 I think she will eat the chickpeas.

07:38 Let her eat. Come on.

07:39 Eat the chickpeas. I don't care.

07:41 Go back.

07:42 I can't tolerate this look and smell.

07:45 Oh! What is that?

07:46 (Laughing)

07:48 Yes, sister.

07:49 Oh!

07:50 You are so rude. - Can't you see?

07:52 What? - Can't you see?

07:53 You are here.

07:54 You are eating my wife.

07:56 That too slowly.

07:57 Come here. I will make you eat.

08:00 Oh!

08:01 You are a chickpea seller. You are a child of Jalad.

08:03 Brother, how much is the plate?

08:05 450.

08:06 A plate for 450?

08:07 By God's grace, it is for 450.

08:09 (Laughing)

08:10 Brother, ask him how much is a plate of chickpeas.

08:14 A plate of chickpeas? - Yes.

08:15 500.

08:16 (Laughing)

08:17 You guys eat.

08:19 What is it?

08:20 Mr. Chaudhary, are you okay?

08:20 Why are you eating so early?

08:22 Mr. Chaudhary, people have troubled me in the morning.

08:25 The motorbike is stuck there. What do we do?

08:27 Manchya, I am telling you.

08:28 Complete the road quickly.

08:30 We have to do another work here.

08:32 I have made it for another work.

08:33 (Laughing)

08:35 Tell me how many inches have you put?

08:37 Mr. Chaudhary, it is the same as you have written.

08:39 Brother, do your work. Don't disturb our motorbike.

08:40 (Laughing)

08:41 He is the owner of Putta family.

08:43 Are you from Putta family?

08:44 No. He is making a mistake.

08:47 Putta. Putta.

08:48 What do you mean?

08:48 The roads here are not putta. - Yes.

08:50 I have to do it.

08:52 Putta family. Okay.

08:53 By the way, my name is Rafiq Chichad.

08:55 Chichad? - Yes.

08:56 Okay.

08:57 So, the road you are making.. - Yes.

08:59 ..do you have the standards according to the ISO?

09:02 Don't worry. It was lying on the floor.

09:04 Yes.

09:04 According to the ISO.

09:06 (Laughing)

09:07 Listen. - Yes.

09:08 You have come with me to unload.

09:10 Okay. Okay. The contractor's work.

09:12 Oh!

09:13 What are you finding in the bag?

09:14 You have not kept it. I know it.

09:16 (Laughing)

09:18 Brother, I have forgotten the charger at home.

09:20 Come back. I have to get the charger.

09:22 She forgets everything at home.

09:23 Oh, God!

09:24 Brother. - Yes.

09:25 Let's go and get the charger. - Yes.

09:26 My brother will be there.

09:28 (Laughing)

09:29 You will be there. I will come and send you.

09:32 (Laughing)

09:35 Come.

09:36 She..

09:37 She doesn't know the way.

09:39 (Laughing)

09:40 She will take you. She will hold you.

09:43 Don't tell me.. - Take it out.

09:44 Wait. I will turn the road.

09:46 (Laughing)

09:47 I am coming. I am coming.

09:49 Come on. - Look at him.

09:50 He is making you go round and round.

09:52 (Laughing)

09:54 He is our roadside contractor.

09:56 Come on. I am coming.

09:58 You bring the charger.

09:59 We have to go here. - No.

10:00 (Laughing)

10:05 Come on. No one comes here without the charger.

10:07 Shut up. This is his job.

10:08 He does this.

10:10 When he does this, you should sit with him for four days.

10:13 (Laughing)

10:14 (Applause)

10:16 Arun, tell all our team not to come here.

10:19 Why?

10:20 He is driving a bulldozer.

10:21 (Laughing)

10:22 How will you drive this?

10:24 (Clearing throat)

10:25 Oh, wow! - Wow!

10:28 Very good.

10:30 Your legs look red under the bulldozer.

10:33 (Laughing)

10:35 I am sure he can do one wheeling.

10:37 How? - Look at this.

10:39 (Laughing)

10:44 Your bulldozer is broken.

10:47 (Laughing)

10:49 To repair the bulldozer, get it repainted.

10:52 (Laughing)

10:53 Mr. Haroon. - Yes.

10:55 I drove the bulldozer and now I have to clear the road.

10:59 Yes.

11:00 I will go to the corner.

11:02 Hey, hello.

11:04 Come here.

11:05 Oh, no.

11:07 I have to go to the corner.

11:09 (Laughing)

11:11 Don't you remember your promise?

11:13 (Laughing)

11:14 Remember, when you were eating chickpeas, I said no.

11:17 (Laughing)

11:19 You came again.

11:20 What language is this? I don't understand anything.

11:23 You should know how to drive.

11:25 You should have tested it.

11:26 You should have driven slowly.

11:28 You should have tested it.

11:29 He just repaired it.

11:32 Come on. - It won't come back.

11:34 It won't come back. - Come on.

11:36 Get out. I will get it.

11:38 (Laughing)

11:39 Why will you get it? She is my wife.

11:41 Listen to me.

11:43 We will get out of here.

11:44 Nothing will happen.

11:46 Leave it. You won't even look at me.

11:48 I won't look at you.

11:49 (Laughing)

11:51 I won't let you know that I will look at you.

11:53 (Laughing)

11:54 Come on. Leave it.

11:55 I am not leaving. You are not going anywhere.

11:57 What is your problem?

11:58 Wait a minute. Have you kept the bag?

12:00 Yes, I have kept it. But I forgot the bag.

12:03 You forgot the bag? - Yes, I forgot the bag.

12:05 Did you hit your head with a stick?

12:07 (Laughing)

12:09 We will get it soon.

12:10 Give it to me. I will hold it.

12:12 It is wet. I will hold it.

12:14 Take care. Take care.

12:15 Get ready. We will go.

12:16 Wait a minute.

12:17 (Laughing)

12:18 The food is spoiled.

12:20 Oh, God!

12:21 You ruined it.

12:23 Oh, God!

12:24 Your bulldozer is making a sound.

12:26 (Laughing)

12:28 (Horn honking)

12:30 He is here.

12:31 (Laughing)

12:33 What?

12:34 I have brought a motorcycle for me. I will fix it.

12:37 (Laughing)

12:41 Come here.

12:43 I am going to eat chickpeas.

12:44 Yes.

12:45 Pray that no one will run into my chickpeas.

12:48 (Laughing)

12:49 I will have to deal with the peacocks.

12:52 (Laughing)

12:53 He is right. I have a back problem.

12:56 How do you make chickpeas with this back problem?

12:59 Do you know what is the matter?

13:01 What?

13:02 This is a stove.

13:03 Yes.

13:03 Look at the top.

13:05 Yes.

13:05 This is how chickpeas are made.

13:07 This is not how they are made.

13:08 (Laughing)

13:10 I will stand behind it and cook it.

13:14 (Laughing)

13:15 Come. Come.

13:16 Get a stick.

13:17 Manshe, listen to me.

13:20 Keep this in the house and take a photo.

13:23 What?

13:24 Yes.

13:25 This is the main pipe of the sewerage.

13:27 What?

13:28 This pipe..

13:30 Yes.

13:30 ..is of this area.

13:32 Yes. It is the main pipe.

13:33 This pipe is 10 rupees.

13:35 I think this is the only bathroom in this area.

13:37 (Laughing)

13:38 It won't work.

13:39 The road will be damaged if it is closed.

13:41 This is a big pipe.

13:43 Yes.

13:43 I think it will be small.

13:45 Yes.

13:45 If you pour water on it, it will be dirty again.

13:48 These things are not done in Pakistan.

13:50 Why?

13:51 The people of Chennai also give suggestions.

13:52 (Laughing)

13:53 How did you say that?

13:55 How can you say that to our boss?

13:57 What is it?

13:58 You said that to our boss.

14:00 Our contractor is corrupt.

14:02 He takes money from the roads.

14:04 Sir, forgive me. I made a mistake.

14:07 I am telling you. You are doing the same thing.

14:09 (Laughing)

14:13 Come here. Come.

14:14 Do your work.

14:15 Didn't you know that you will pour water..

14:16 ..before building the road?

14:18 (Laughing)

14:19 Madam, this sewerage is also mine.

14:21 You are a dishonest man.

14:22 First you built the road.

14:23 Now you are digging it again and pouring water.

14:26 Sir, you think I am dishonest?

14:27 Absolutely.

14:28 Sir, listen to me.

14:29 I built the road.

14:30 Okay.

14:31 How good is it?

14:32 It is good.

14:33 Okay.

14:34 I will break it and fill the sewerage.

14:36 Okay.

14:36 It will get damaged and I will have to buy a new one.

14:38 Oh!

14:39 Hello, contractor.

14:41 Yes.

14:42 The road will not be broken. I am telling you.

14:44 Why will it not be broken?

14:45 The road will be broken after I die.

14:47 I am telling you.

14:48 I love the road.

14:50 I have worked hard for it.

14:52 I love the road.

14:53 I will build the road after I die.

14:55 Is that so?

14:56 Yes.

14:57 You will not break it?

14:58 (Laughing)

15:00 It is already broken.

15:01 (Laughing)

15:03 Mr. Haroon, what is the shelf life of the road?

15:06 The shelf life depends on the lane you are talking about.

15:09 Okay.

15:10 And in which season it is built.

15:13 If the road is built in such a place in winter..

15:17 ..where it snows, then its shelf life reduces.

15:20 Then there are three lanes.

15:22 The top lane is for overtaking.

15:24 Its shelf life is very long.

15:26 Okay.

15:27 The middle lane is for vehicles.

15:29 Its shelf life is shorter.

15:32 The left lane is for heavy traffic.

15:34 Its shelf life is less than a year.

15:36 Oh!

15:37 And where it snows, it takes a year.

15:40 It takes a season and then they have to repair it.

15:42 But the biggest problem in Pakistan is..

15:46 ..that all the institutions..

15:48 ..or at least the Zeli institutions..

15:51 ..are not connected to each other.

15:53 Electricity, water, internet..

15:56 ..and the sewerage system.

15:58 So that whenever a project starts..

16:01 ..then everyone is on the same page..

16:03 ..that for the next 50 or 60 years..

16:05 ..we don't have to dig here again.

16:07 We don't have to.

16:08 This is the first thing.

16:09 The second thing is that whenever you buy something on the roads..

16:13 ..you pack it first.

16:15 When you buy something from the market, you pack it.

16:18 If you don't pack it, it will break.

16:21 The way to pack it is that there should be a solid footpath..

16:24 ..on both sides of the road.

16:27 So that it doesn't come out.

16:29 Because the sewage is loose and breaks with water.

16:33 And the last thing I would like to say is..

16:35 ..that there are many people who break the road themselves.

16:38 They say that they need a wire.

16:40 Even cable people break it.

16:42 They break it and leave.

16:43 Yes, they do.

16:45 They don't see it. You are right.

16:46 They make us do it.

16:48 Who has made this road?

16:50 Okay, I..

16:51 Please put a tune in it.

16:53 Okay, he has put a tune.

16:54 I will tell you.

16:56 He wants to say that..

16:57 Hello. - No, Mr. Haroon.

17:00 He is angry. - He is angry.

17:02 Hey!

17:04 Why don't you understand? You have come again.

17:09 This is my way.

17:10 Wife, what are you doing in the house?

17:12 He says that the wife is doing the housework.

17:14 (audience laughing)

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