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00:00 (ice clattering)
00:02 So Davey Waller posted on his story, "RIP Grandma."
00:06 Eight minutes later, he posts a link
00:09 to his new OnlyFans video
00:11 where he's getting a train run on him.
00:14 I feel like that could have waited.
00:15 Maybe he doesn't have the brain capacity to grieve.
00:19 Did you hear that Alice from Montreal is starting a podcast?
00:24 I did.
00:26 I'm concerned.
00:27 Do you think she's interesting enough
00:28 that I'd wanna tune into her streams of consciousness?
00:32 I'd rather snorkel in piss.
00:34 I'd rather bottom for Godzilla.
00:36 I'd rather host a potluck for neoliberals.
00:38 I'd rather fuck the Blair Witch.
00:40 I'd rather go to church.
00:41 I'd rather use my tongue to trace King Kong's asshole.
00:45 I'd rather fist a garburetor.
00:47 I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive.
00:50 I'd rather detransition.
00:51 I'd rather suck Roseanne's titty tit tit tits
00:55 and her clitty clut clit clit.
00:58 Ugh.
00:59 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry to bother you,
01:03 but can I switch tables?
01:05 Is there a problem?
01:06 It's them.
01:08 I'd rather get fingered by a lobster.
01:12 Apologies, were we bothering you?
01:14 Yeah.
01:16 Look, sorry, I just,
01:19 I can't be exposed to your kind of energy.
01:24 It's just, you guys are frankly disgusting
01:26 and really judgmental for two binge drinkers
01:29 with an odor that travels.
01:31 Okay, thank you for the character assessment, cock.
01:38 Fuck you!
01:46 Isn't it kind of judgmental to label people judgmental?
01:55 I don't think we're bad people.
01:57 I think we can be totally wonderful.
02:02 (burps)
02:05 (upbeat music)
02:08 ♪ I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I ♪
02:13 ♪ We should have been ♪
02:17 ♪ Okay ♪
02:19 Great set.
02:33 Really, you liked it?
02:36 Yeah, totally.
02:37 (gulps)
02:39 Listen, Jovi, Shelley says
02:43 we can't afford your payout tonight.
02:45 Can I offer you a free lunch appetizer or something?
02:48 That's really fucked up, Chelsea.
02:52 You're reducing the value of my artistic labor to what?
02:56 Popcorn shrimp?
02:57 Is that offensive?
03:00 Sorry, forget I offered.
03:01 Oh no, bitch.
03:04 I want the popcorn shrimp.
03:07 Hey!
03:17 Hey!
03:18 Hey.
03:23 That's my blended white mocha!
03:25 You walked up to the counter
03:26 and stole my blended white mocha!
03:29 Oh, no, it just so happens that my name is also...
03:34 Abdul.
03:35 Oops.
03:37 Fuck you!
03:39 Fucking bitch!
03:43 Hey.
03:49 Hey.
03:51 How was your day?
03:53 Shit.
03:54 How was your gig?
03:56 Disappointing.
04:02 (lips smack)
04:04 Hey, do you wanna take the unlabeled pills
04:09 I found on the bus and sort of come what may?
04:12 Mm, it's a work night.
04:16 Maybe we keep it low-key,
04:19 just stick to booze and a Percocet?
04:21 You're so responsible.
04:25 I love our peaceful moments together.
04:32 (car engine roars)
04:35 Bitch!
04:39 (upbeat music)
04:41 ♪ Bye, bye ♪
04:44 ♪ Bye ♪
04:47 ♪ Wish I could ♪
04:50 Okay.
04:51 [BLANK_AUDIO]