Le Sortilège du scorpion de jade Bande-annonce (EN)
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00:00 *musique*
00:02 *musique*
00:04 *musique*
00:06 "You don't seem tough enough to go after criminals."
00:08 "Really? Maybe if I slapped your a*s a little bit, you'd change your mind."
00:11 "I could slap you back."
00:13 "Starting to sound like fun."
00:14 "I put myself in the criminal's position."
00:17 "I think like him."
00:18 "Mr. Magruder hired me to streamline the office, and I'm going to."
00:22 "Miss Fitzgerald is a part of this company now. We must all learn to work together in harmony."
00:27 "There's something about that broad that I don't trust. She's got an evil streak."
00:30 "You're the only person I've received this kind of bitter resistance from, and if I may speak frankly, you're a dinosaur."
00:35 "So, did you tell her who's boss?"
00:37 "Is she kidding, talking to me like that? It's because she thinks she's smarter."
00:40 "You know, because she graduated from Vassar, and I went to driving school."
00:44 "What you really need is a good old-fashioned roll in the hay."
00:47 "Ha! You wouldn't know which end is up."
00:50 "Well, in your case, it would be hard to tell."
00:53 "And now for something I call the power of the Jade Scorpion."
00:57 "When I say the word 'Constantinople', you will instantly drop into the deepest hypnotic trance."
01:02 "When I say the word 'Madagascar', you will go immediately to the deepest level of hypnotic sleep."
01:07 "I now pronounce you man and wife."
01:10 "He's this shallow, skirt-chasing egomaniac."
01:15 "Hello?"
01:16 "Madagascar."
01:18 "Honey, is this the way you are away from the office?"
01:20 "Hello?"
01:21 "Constantinople. You will obtain the jewels, all the jewels."
01:26 "Somebody got on the estate, jewels worth millions, all gone."
01:30 "An elite?"
01:30 "It's an inside job, no question about it."
01:32 "Good morning, sweetheart."
01:34 "Constantinople. The illusive jewel thief has struck again."
01:38 "I usually prefer more attractive, athletic, muscular men."
01:42 "Maybe I could get in a few push-ups before you came over."
01:45 "The wormy little ferret."
01:47 "Madagascar."
01:49 "The most wonderful man in the world."
01:51 "Constantinople. My God, what a sense of power."
01:54 "Are you guys investigating me?"
01:56 "The actual stolen property turns up hidden in your bedroom."
01:59 "You got any witnesses?"
02:00 "Yeah, me!"
02:02 "You're gonna take your word over mine?"
02:03 "I wonder if he's having some kind of mental breakdown."
02:06 "This is a conspiracy to make me appear crazy to my apartment."
02:09 "There's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them."
02:13 "That's right, perceptive."
02:15 "The Illusive Jewel Thief"