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Short filmTranscript
00:00 Target is in the crosshairs.
00:02 Three, two, one.
00:06 Let's finish this.
00:08 We have the nuke.
00:12 Get in, Haggerty.
00:13 Who has one thumb and just saved Las Vegas?
00:22 This guy!
00:24 That mother-
00:25 We just saved Vegas.
00:28 And if the world knew what we did here today,
00:31 they'd want us to party like the rock stars we are.
00:34 Are you feeling it?
00:38 Oh, I'm feeling it.
00:40 You feeling it?
00:41 The bomb you deactivated was a fake.
00:49 We still have the 5 kiloton nuclear device.
00:52 You have until 9am.
00:55 If you do not comply, the city will be obliterated.
00:58 See, this is why I don't drink.
01:01 Oh, good for you, Paul.
01:03 We should all be so fucking boring.
01:05 Did you hit someone?
01:09 Of course not.
01:10 I don't care how messed up we are.
01:17 We're still the best in the game.
01:19 Let's do it!
01:24 Make one move and I'll blow you motherfuckers...
01:27 away.
01:29 I have a clean shot.
01:32 Even though I am half drunk,
01:34 and he is fully drunk and high,
01:37 we're the only people on the planet who can keep it from getting blown to hell.
01:44 [Gunshots]
01:46 [Gurgling]
01:48 [Screaming]
01:50 We believe he was drugged.
01:57 Any idea what drugs they gave him?
01:58 All of them.
02:02 [Music]
02:08 (upbeat music)
02:10 (dramatic music)