EN GARDE ALL BOSSES
Transcript
00:00 Oh, there you are!
00:06 I thought you were coming out from the other side and I put some decoration for you and
00:10 everything but really it's fine.
00:13 And now it is time for the final trial!
00:16 Prepare to finally face El Vigilante, the poet of valor and his verses of steel!
00:24 Kill yourself versus my valor, poet, and face your trial's finale!
00:30 Remember, your brother gave you strict instructions not to harm me.
00:34 Hey, I could tell you two are very close.
00:38 Not as close as your defeat, senora.
00:41 Why are you wearing a mask?
00:43 They're just terribly comfortable.
00:48 Let me show you how it's done.
00:53 Only one question.
00:58 What is that?
01:03 Can I choose your name when you become my sidekick?
01:13 You should say that to your brother.
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02:51 Let's fight seriously.
02:53 So you've decided?
02:56 Join me!
02:59 Nice!
03:02 I did it! I resisted!
03:12 I resisted!
03:13 Don't leave me time to refocus!
03:25 What a fool! I tripped over myself!
03:39 By the sweat of our brows and courage!
03:42 I, your brother, would be so proud of how you fought today.
03:48 Well, my brother should tell his vigilante friend not to go mistaking recklessness for heroism.
03:54 He can take it from me. I'm the perfect example when it comes to committing that error.
03:59 Aideny, you're right. I'm just... I'm a disaster, aren't I?
04:03 You are, Manito. But you should never be afraid of losing.
04:07 Losing is how you learn to win.
04:09 Well, well, Doña Volador.
04:18 Well, well, Captain... Captain?
04:23 You caused quite a mess back there. You remind me of a soldier I once trained.
04:30 You trained a one-woman army?
04:34 Smack that attitude right out of her! And I will do the same for you!
04:39 Try to follow me now!
04:48 What do you think you're doing?
04:51 That looks painful.
05:02 Criminal! Did I cut you a card?
05:04 Why, is my looking a Capitan?
05:09 Wait, wait! I'm sure we can do this easily!
05:12 You think that's funny?
05:22 Damn you, scoundrel!
05:28 Come on, let's go!
05:29 Canduc! Stop this nonsense now!
05:42 Wait, I'm sorry, but aren't those caricatures?
05:50 What is she doing here? I gave specific orders for that reckless reprobate to stay in her jail for once!
05:59 Doña Volador, you will leave before I have you arrested again!
06:05 Increíble! You're risking blowing up this whole city just to get rid of a few silly paintings, and you call me reckless?
06:14 The production of seditious art cannot go unpunished!
06:19 I will not have the dignity of my office insulted by this grotesque mockery! Besides, they look nothing like me!
06:27 You see no resemblance at all?
06:29 No!
06:31 In that case, let's improve the likeness by... rearranging your face?
06:35 You want an encore?
06:38 You know nothing of true nobility!
06:42 She's running away!
06:48 Your blowing is out of proportion!
06:50 You're going to strain yourself!
06:53 No, pathetic! We rehearse this!
07:03 Hey! Those explosions are quite real!
07:16 Does anyone else want to drop off?
07:19 I'm sorry, no need to get angry!
07:24 You're on fire tonight!
07:33 You know what you're doing, I'll give you that!
07:44 I'm afraid we are beyond most flattery at this point, Bolador!
07:49 You're not dressed to be!
07:54 I knew you'd do that!
08:00 No, no, no, no! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
08:12 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
08:13 Feeling tired?
08:24 Tension powder!
08:28 You will pay for your crimes!
08:32 [Fighting sounds]
08:35 [Fighting sounds]
08:37 Santa Barbara, I need to get out!
08:54 [Fighting sounds]
08:56 I'm not impressed!
09:05 The taxes pay for his actions!
09:18 [Fighting sounds]
09:20 You know, I think those caricatures are actually an improvement on the real thing!
09:34 I can set things on fire with this!
09:40 [Fighting sounds]
09:42 I never stop fighting!
09:48 I'll fight you all, but not alone!
10:01 What a hothead!
10:07 The future of warfare!
10:09 Side the way!
10:14 I need a break!
10:24 Stay tight, my lady!
10:35 [Fighting sounds]
10:37 Why, you impudent scoundrel! I will have your horse whipped!
11:03 Cheater! Rehabilitate! This won't go unfinished! Just you wait!
11:09 The county was hell-bent on destroying these portraits, but I'm nothing if not a passionate defender of the army.
11:17 So I made sure everyone in town could see the masterpieces.
11:22 I'll surprise them!
11:29 [Fighting sounds]
11:32 [Fighting sounds]
12:00 I laugh in the face of danger!
12:02 You can't just do it, people, when you feel like it!
12:09 Come on, now!
12:15 Don't miss her again!
12:18 At me now!
12:28 I think you missed her!
12:29 What happened to the horses?
12:45 Watch her!
12:46 Not so proud anymore, eh?
13:03 Yeah, right!
13:04 You deserve that!
13:13 [Fighting sounds]
13:15 My turn to attack!
13:19 Now I'm afraid!
13:22 Madame de Valado, I've been looking forward to crossing the lake with you.
13:32 Careful what you wish for, monsieur. Tell me, have we met before?
13:38 If we have, you would certainly have remembered me. My family is very distinguished.
13:43 And I have been trained in fencing arts by the finest masters in Europe.
13:49 Fencing arts? So not much real experience, then.
13:53 Proving you wrong will be the highlight of my evening.
13:56 You know, I was trained by my king's musketeers.
14:01 So I've heard! Four of those three!
14:03 They are four of them now!
14:06 [Fighting sounds]
14:08 Ho ho! I know your little trick! You won't surprise me!
14:17 You've met your match!
14:28 My turn! I like that!
14:29 [Fighting sounds]
14:31 The feint! Of course!
14:39 I have impeccable defense!
14:42 Nice shot! I'll shake out my...
14:52 Ouch!
14:57 I knew you'd do that!
14:59 Time to catch up to Zayda now!
15:02 This garden... Isn't this where you and I first met?
15:16 I'm glad you remember. It'll be just like old times.
15:20 How could I forget our first duel?
15:24 And I'll win this one, just like last time.
15:27 That's not how I remember it. Let's set the record straight. En garde!
15:32 En garde, princesa!
15:34 You're wearing your dueling outfit. I know what that means.
15:38 Olé!
15:39 I was hoping you'd be here.
15:41 Why are you here? Really? Ah, you do pay attention.
15:46 Nice moves.
15:49 I get that a lot.
15:50 My pleasure.
15:53 [Fighting sounds]
15:55 Aren't you a lucky one?
16:11 Am I?
16:17 [Fighting sounds]
16:19 Don't you like fireworks?
16:45 Let's have some fun.
16:47 Mind if I lead this one?
17:12 You're wearing the necklace I gave you.
17:15 You're afraid to fight this chick alone.
17:20 I hide myself.
17:30 Whoa!
17:40 She called me breathtaking?
17:42 Do not stand.
17:52 You're good. You might-
17:58 I get that in excellent form.
18:08 Likewise, cariña.
18:10 I'll show how this ends.
18:20 That was... easy.
18:24 Just as promised. Here are your precious keys, princesa.
18:31 Now, go on. Do your hero thing with them.
18:34 Thank you, Saida. And let's do this again sometime.
18:38 I mean, that's just if you're ever free or...
18:42 Just send the word. I'll be there.
18:45 Yes, until we meet again.
18:47 Ah, it's Madame de Volador, I see. To what do I owe the displeasure?
18:55 Oh, it's you again, monsieur.
18:57 Has your daddy cut off your allowance?
19:00 Is that why you're moonlighting as a treasure guard?
19:04 Ho ho, silly girl.
19:06 Treasure is but one of the secrets that my associates and I are guarding on this island.
19:11 They will be delighted to know I bested in famous Volador woman
19:16 and sent her paddling back to the mainland in a little dinghy.
19:21 My boss wants reasons.
19:32 We're not done yet!
19:34 Oh, a graceful dodging!
19:43 You're fast, but I'm faster!
19:52 I can't see. I do!
19:59 [thud]
20:00 And so the plot thickens once more.
20:05 What?
20:07 I say the plot thickens once more!
20:12 For it is indeed I, El Pesgrado!
20:16 Por favor, how thick is this plot going to get?
20:19 How did he even get out of that cage?
20:21 Behind this mask, I am invincible!
20:25 You shouldn't be afraid of showing your true self.
20:28 As I was saying, the plot thickens once more!
20:31 Why are you doing this?
20:33 It is I who got to this island first.
20:36 And it is I who is destined to unravel the conspiracy surrounding this secret treasure!
20:42 Listen, you're in over your head. You're going to get hurt.
20:45 But I left you the entire city for your adventures!
20:49 Let me save the day for once.
20:51 En garde!
20:52 Without Panache, a fight is just a--
20:55 Whoa!
20:57 Ha ha!
21:00 Ha ha ha!
21:02 This isn't my first fight.
21:05 Ha ha!
21:08 Ha ha!
21:09 Ha ha ha!
21:11 Ha!
21:14 What a magnificent musical winner!
21:16 Ha!
21:17 Sorry!
21:18 Ha!
21:21 Ha!
21:22 Oh, you're leaving that defense against me!
21:28 It fits the messy terrain, don't you agree?
21:31 Naturally! You would expect me to counter with a tackle!
21:33 Never gets old.
21:35 Sorry!
21:40 Ha!
21:46 Ha ha!
21:49 I'll get you!
21:50 Ha ha!
21:53 Ha!
21:54 Ha ha!
21:58 Ha ha ha!
21:59 Ha ha!
22:00 Ha ha!
22:04 Ha ha!
22:06 Ha!
22:09 Ha!
22:12 Ha ha!
22:17 Your next move, Adalia?
22:18 Nowhere even!
22:20 Ha!
22:22 Need to call the guard?
22:25 Ha!
22:26 Uso stresso!
22:29 Ha!
22:30 Well, ha!
22:37 Congratulations on passing your final, final trial!
22:40 Now, you are ready to face the many dangers that lurk beyond these gates!
22:46 Go forth! Your glory awaits!
22:50 Well then, phew!
22:52 I'm grateful to have had such a thoughtful and considerate mentor as you, El Vigilante.
22:57 Really? You think so?
23:00 Yes!
23:02 I mean, who else but El Vigilante could I rely on to prepare a boat for our escape
23:07 and bring me back to safety once my quest is over?
23:12 Ah, sure! El Vigilante will get onto that right away!
23:16 He just... he'll just lie here for a little bit first.
23:20 I'll never yield!
23:23 Adalia, you wouldn't happen to be following me, would you?
23:35 Zayda? No, I mean, it is nice to see you, but...
23:39 Hang on! Are you here for the treasure? You know about it?
23:43 Oh, everybody knows about it.
23:45 Half the city's garrison is here on this fortress, and they aren't the best at keeping secrets.
23:50 We can split the treasure this time, if you want to help me out.
23:53 You know, this treasure is mostly taxes that the Count Duke extorts from the poor, right?
23:58 We could just steal the treasure, or...
24:01 I'm... this again.
24:03 We could shut down the whole conspiracy!
24:06 No, no. I can tell when you improvise a plan. It's too dangerous.
24:10 As long as the Count Duke keeps using this fortress, he'll just keep stashing money into it.
24:15 Or we could sneak in, sneak out. Así, no paz. No big fight with the Count Duke.
24:21 And no risking your neck, Adalia.
24:24 I can handle myself. Come and see.
24:27 I'm... I'm glad you'll be part of my legend.
24:30 I love seeing you do that.
24:33 I can't leave my cold behind me, the Count Duke.
24:40 I'm not the bad type.
24:43 I'm grateful to want to meet.
24:50 Not as a person, I can tell.
24:55 Me?
24:56 You look little, baby.
25:06 Oh, am I?
25:21 Ha!
25:22 Say hi to my lady.
25:31 Call me if you need me.
25:45 Hi!
25:46 Nice moves.
25:55 Thank you.
25:56 Your weak bones won't help that.
26:03 I will catch up, volador!
26:06 Bragging now, are we?
26:09 Ha!
26:10 Stop moving!
26:19 Look weakened. Time to strike.
26:33 Ha-ha!
26:34 Oh, not again!
26:38 Bullshit!
26:44 I wish you could see yourself move.
26:50 You seem... distracted.
26:55 Yes, I am.
26:59 Oh!
27:00 Just because you can hold a sword, doesn't mean you should.
27:09 The treasure vault.
27:16 I can't believe how much the Count Duke has stolen.
27:20 You could buy a small country with all this coin.
27:28 Stolen? No!
27:29 The Count Duke works very hard for it.
27:32 Plus, gods don't corrupt themselves, you know.
27:35 Each coin to pay for your schemes is one that could have paid for food, clothing and housing.
27:40 It already does!
27:42 It pays for hours, besides, the more the Count Duke spends,
27:47 the more it trickles down into the hands of the people anyway.
27:51 I read that in a book once.
27:54 Oh, Lolo. How unfortunate that my sister-in-arms has revealed so much of our plans to you.
28:01 I'm afraid, madame, that I must now ensure your silence in a rather... permanent fashion.
28:07 Nothing will silence me!
28:09 Ah! I always love this one!
28:15 Hey! Hey!
28:18 Don't move!
28:20 No, master! I can't move!
28:23 Un... unguard?
28:25 Have them appraised, ma'am!
28:33 Yes, sir!
28:34 Fight them with your own staff!
28:38 Only a good offender would resign that evil!
28:49 I'd like to see you try.
28:52 I've had enough!
28:55 Oops! She looks angry.
28:57 Try to follow me now!
29:01 Allow me.
29:10 What is this ghastly noise?
29:15 Who's the nice one?
29:16 There! That's right!
29:23 The world is my stage!
29:35 You're fast, but I'm faster!
29:43 She scared me, all right!
29:45 I'll take this!
29:53 Thanks!
29:54 Stay clear of that cannon!
30:10 I feel good, but I'm better!
30:13 Dragging now, are we?
30:14 How invisible! You don't even wear a glove!
30:29 I've left it in someone's face!
30:31 I'm not afraid of you!
30:33 I never learn!
30:47 Sorry, I know!
30:50 Watch this!
30:55 You're not going to get away!
30:57 You're unbearable!
30:59 I think I'm...
31:02 You're the wrong side of this!
31:06 You talk too much! Fight me!
31:08 So much for the first blade of the Volador!
31:18 Hey!
31:19 He's trolling the footman!
31:24 Allons, Madame de Volador!
31:26 Let's be serious!
31:28 Again?
31:42 I need to recover!
31:44 Trying to escape from me?
31:58 I will feed you to the wolves!
32:10 I will teach you the Volador way!
32:13 A challenge? I like that!
32:35 I'm going to get you!
32:37 How long?
32:44 I can't believe how much treasure the Count Duke has managed to hoard!
32:47 So many bribes taken and taxes stolen to fund his private army!
32:51 Alejandro!
32:58 Zaida!
32:59 Hurrah! Adaria! You found us!
33:02 You're alive! It's so good to see you!
33:05 It's embarrassing to admit, but the Count Duke got the drop on me.
33:09 And your brother, too, of course. But that was kind of inevitable.
33:13 Did he hurt you? Anything injured?
33:16 Only my arm.
33:18 Just some bruises. But you mustn't stay here. We're bait. You're in the heart of his lair.
33:24 [Horse whinnies]
33:26 Ah, ha ha ha! Atalia de Volador!
33:41 Ever the meddling hero! The interloper! The thorn in my side!
33:48 I'm so glad you could join us!
33:52 I demand that you release my friends.
33:55 Oh ho ho ho! So now you will have me release them, will you?
34:02 And yet earlier you refused my offer because it would have meant sacrificing your pride.
34:09 Think on that, Tonya Volador.
34:12 What will happen to your pride once I have exposed your plans? Think on that, Count Duke!
34:19 Think, you say? Think! That's the problem with thoughtless fools like you. You never think.
34:28 Always rushing into the middle, led by your feelings and never by your reason.
34:36 People like you weakened our nation with soft-hearted sentimentalism.
34:43 But the money you would throw away to the poor and the needy, we will turn it towards a greater purpose.
34:52 To power a glorious, unstoppable war machine! Ah ha ha ha!
34:58 To line your pockets, you mean.
35:00 To rule the continent and beyond! Ah ha ha ha!
35:06 We will put warships in every sea, send armies against every revolt, every minefield and banking house will answer to us!
35:17 We shall rule every kingdom in the land!
35:23 Nothing to say, Volador? No "Oui, ti reparti"?
35:30 What is there to say? Is that what you believe in?
35:33 You don't even know how sad you sound.
35:36 Come, Doña Volador! Let's be reasonable!
35:40 Save the man who's ransacking the whole city!
35:44 We have gunpowder!
35:47 Oh, I will catch up, Volador!
35:52 Don't be overconfident.
35:55 Where's your annoying sidekick this time?
35:57 He's not my... Never mind.
36:02 And that's the sting of defeat.
36:06 Work on your balance!
36:09 Hangar!
36:14 See that, buddy?
36:20 My uniform!
36:24 That's the problem!
36:29 I will capture you!
36:31 I'm tired of you!
36:33 Boy, she's mad!
36:35 I planned the attack!
36:38 Prepare to crash it!
36:53 I'm not afraid of you!
36:55 Come, you'll go far!
37:04 Nowhere even!
37:08 Do I look like a child?
37:12 No, no, no, no! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you!
37:20 Give up already!
37:22 Never!
37:24 We'll invest in my back!
37:28 Quickly!
37:34 I'm not afraid of you!
37:36 Look at that!
37:51 Hurt!
38:01 I'm not afraid of you!
38:03 You're breaking everything!
38:10 Quiet!
38:11 One less sacrifice and we'll be called "Moflord"!
38:24 Look out!
38:27 On me!
38:30 The last thing you want is to make me vengeful!
38:34 You dare attack the Lord?
38:43 No, and justice are not the same thing!
38:45 I'm not afraid of you!
38:47 I'm not afraid of you!
39:03 You're breaking everything!
39:09 Quiet!
39:10 My feelings told me!
39:22 What have you done?
39:24 I don't see what you're trying to do!
39:28 He wants to take away our power!
39:37 I'm not afraid of you!
39:39 I shouldn't have placed you!
39:44 Santa Barbara, I need to get out!
39:47 I demand your full attention!
39:59 I'm not afraid of you!
40:01 I can't be seen like this!
40:10 I'll make you beg for forgiveness!
40:26 You're wide open!
40:28 And that's how you do it!
40:31 No, no, no, no! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
40:37 And you're brave as bloodies!
40:48 Burn!
40:49 Too slow!
40:58 You just can't stay away from me, can you?
41:08 Never defy a Prince's man!
41:11 Yeah, right!
41:13 Burn!
41:14 When you call yourself a devil...
41:26 You know nothing of the world here!
41:42 Stop the head, idiota!
41:44 I have a conscience for every outlaw, my lord!
41:55 My illustrious lordship!
42:07 I'll show you what a volador can do!
42:09 Heroes like that!
42:12 I'll show you what a real hero does!
42:14 You know, I think those caricatures were actually an improvement on the real thing!
42:22 I have you now, Count Duke!
42:28 Shall we say best of three?
42:31 Really?
42:33 Admit your defeat!
42:34 No! Never! Not by your hands!
42:37 Look around you! You have nowhere to run, and your plan is exposed!
42:41 You may fight like lioness, but you are as blind as a bat!
42:46 Can you not see?
42:48 I'm a lioness!
42:50 And you are a lioness!
42:52 I'm a lioness!
42:54 I'm a lioness!
42:56 I'm a lioness!
42:58 I'm a lioness!
43:01 But can you not see the clarity of my vision?
43:04 The logic to my schemes?
43:07 My plan will give this kingdom unparalleled greatness!
43:12 And you? You have no plan at all, except to stand in the way of progress!
43:17 I am the Count Duke!
43:20 Count of Athar'Kolar!
43:22 Duke of Las Torres!
43:24 Marques of Elichi!
43:26 Prince of Arathena!
43:29 Bolidor of the King!
43:31 And I will end you, Bolidor!
43:35 Just as soon as I can get this cannon to work!
43:39 Didn't they teach you to never stand this close to a cannon?
43:56 So, we're not getting paid, are we?
44:00 What do we do now, Capitán?
44:02 Whatever the Count Duke says.
44:04 So much for a flawless conspiracy, Count Duke.
44:08 Someone's sitting on my hand!
44:11 Silence, buffoons! This is all your fault!
44:14 Ha ha! I won't be the one ending up in a cage for once!
44:19 Why, you foolhardy, flamboyant braggarts!
44:23 You think you're better than me? Why do people love you?
44:27 What have I ever done to deserve this?
44:30 Why didn't you tell me you'd be on this island? I'd have come with you!
44:35 I knew you'd be here. You always end up where things get interesting.
44:38 What do you mean?
44:40 You know, intrigue, arch-nemesises, the fate of the nation...
44:44 Are you implying I throw myself at danger?
44:47 I'm not implying anything. By the way, I'm still not sure you can handle yourself.
44:52 I literally just saved you from an evil conspiracy.
44:55 You can never be too sure.
44:57 Are you asking for a rematch?
44:59 I don't know. What do you say?
45:01 I say... En garde!
45:03 Go on, then.
45:04 [Music]