Baguette vs Tea: The War of Colonization | movie | 2023 | Official Featurette
This is the Story of the War of England vs France. | dG1fdlZ4bDdyRUZHems
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00:00 I'm King William of England.
00:02 I'm King Louis of France.
00:04 Oh, we keep losing to England.
00:08 I got an idea.
00:09 We need to colonize the New World.
00:12 That way we can make more money and beat England.
00:16 We need more money.
00:17 We should colonize.
00:18 Sir, where are we colonizing?
00:21 The New World.
00:22 [WATER SPLASHING]
00:31 To the New World.
00:33 Let's do this.
00:35 All of our men are just runners of the woods.
00:38 Let's hope the natives help us out.
00:42 Runners of the woods.
00:44 The natives said yes.
00:45 We get to trade with them.
00:48 Where's the gold?
00:49 Where is it?
00:50 Point. Worker starve.
00:52 Worker starve.
00:53 Make more money.
00:55 You guys have been failing your king.
00:56 Oh, no.
00:57 What are we going to do?
00:58 John Smith's gone.
00:59 [SCREAMING]
01:03 Look, I grew tobacco.
01:05 Yeah.
01:06 Dear runners of the woods, you guys
01:09 have made the French so much money.
01:12 XOXO, King Louis.
01:15 [HORN BLOWING]
01:17 Ha ha.
01:19 We have the French's furs.
01:20 Ha ha.
01:21 Yes.
01:21 Yes, yes, yes.
01:25 Frenchmen, fire.
01:26 [SCREAMING]
01:45 I suck England rule.
01:47 Go.
02:01 We're going to need some Frenchmen.
02:04 [SCREAMING]
02:11 OK.
02:12 [SCREAMING]
02:15 I've come through.
02:17 And I've been forgotten.
02:18 On and on and on and on.
02:22 We are the champions, my friends.
02:29 And we'll keep on fighting till the end.
02:37 We are the champions.
02:41 We are the champions.
02:45 No time for losing, because we are the champions of the world.
02:56 [Music]