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Muslimah Mohammed has seven days before she will be officially divorced from Musa Mohammed. Knowing that her divorce wou | dG1fRkFCYmh6dml5WFU
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00:00 (chanting)
00:02 It was the perfect Muslim wedding.
00:06 - You cannot hide this divorce forever, Muslima.
00:13 Soon as your die is over, Candace is converting
00:16 to Islam before we get married.
00:18 - As long as I can keep Christmas.
00:20 - Absolutely.
00:21 - Ooh, Muslima.
00:23 Here we go.
00:23 - Salam 5150.
00:29 Look at Miss Orange as the new black.
00:30 - Right.
00:31 I'm sure the whole masjid knows by now.
00:34 Thanks, Karim.
00:35 - What?
00:36 You think she told somebody?
00:37 - So you know Khadijah's running around
00:38 telling everybody that Musa divorced you
00:39 and Karim had to bail you out of jail
00:41 with your dowry money.
00:42 - That's, um, that's ridiculous.
00:47 - Have you talked to Musa?
00:49 - Yesterday we had dinner together.
00:54 - Together.
00:55 That's a start.
00:56 I see that Musa finally let you put some of your things up.
01:00 - He's coming around.
01:01 - Have you read the hadith where it states
01:04 that hell is filled with Muslim women?
01:07 - Excuse me?
01:09 - You keep on snatching people in front of the masjid.
01:11 - You didn't even have my back.
01:12 - I have an address.
01:13 You said so yourself.
01:14 - Muslims don't do drugs.
01:15 ♪ Hey tell me have you seen a ♪
01:19 (screaming)
01:22 - We have seven days, 14 hours, 36 minutes,
01:25 and 22 seconds before Allah wants us to reconcile.
01:29 - You need to come on down to boot camp.
01:32 We will make your booty.
01:33 - Look at you, you're like a rapper.
01:37 You went to jail, you about to drop a mixtape or something.
01:40 ♪ A Muslima, a believer ♪
01:43 - This is dojo, this is karate, all right?
01:46 This is Taekwondo.
01:48 ♪ Tell me have you seen a Muslima ♪
01:51 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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