Cool Cat loves to protect kids, but Dirty Dog hates children. And Dirty Dog is mad because Coronavirus is fading away, s | dG1fZm9TWkNrTE8wYzA
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00:00 Daddy Derek! Daddy Derek! The dirty doll virus is spreading and I have to stop it!
00:07 Comes the ultimate story of good vs. evil. I love you Cool Cat! Me too!
00:18 And I love you, I'm Cool Cat and I love all kids! Yay!
00:26 Who cares who you love you ugly cat!
00:31 Oh, I just got a breaking news notification. I better check it out.
00:36 Is the pandemic over? The pandemic is over.
00:41 What? The pandemic is over? This is terrible news!
00:46 Coronavirus is just a scam, but it's my best tool to keep the dumb kids and adults down.
00:53 There has to be another virus out there. And if I can't find one, then I'll make one.
01:00 Wow, that was fun. Now I'm going home to play a video game.
01:10 Yes, yes, it's working! Come to life you beautiful dirty doll viruses!
01:17 I'm so happy I could cut a fart!
01:22 (fart)
01:27 This is Channel 9 News and we are experiencing a new virus called the dirty dog virus.
01:35 The CDC has announced the dirty dog virus is much more dangerous than the coronavirus.
01:41 Oh my, this is awful! I have to stop dirty dog and his virus.
01:47 And I need the Harrier Jet to help me stop it.
01:52 Wow, what was that? It burnt my butt!
02:11 Watch me affect the world! Go my dirty dog viruses, go and attack the kids! No!
02:22 And I love you too. Bye bye for now.
02:31 Cool Cat's a real hero for the kids. And he's so cool!
02:37 - [Child] Whoa.
02:38 [BLANK_AUDIO]