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00:00 Okay ladies and gentlemen, I said I was coming to Jacksonville and here I am.
00:04 We're here in the slab as they call it.
00:06 This is the slab, right?
00:07 This is the slab?
00:08 It is.
00:09 What are you talking about Dana?
00:10 I don't know man.
00:11 Yeah, this is the slab.
00:12 We are here in Jacksonville and this video is presented by Pirate Water, the greatest
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00:22 It's the best drink in the world.
00:23 Jacksonville, we need you to start drinking it.
00:25 Get it at Circle K.
00:26 Circle K, they sell Pirate Water.
00:27 We got our own little display of these suckers.
00:31 Let's get one, two, three.
00:34 Circle K.
00:35 Hey Jaguars.
00:36 You have no fucking idea.
00:37 Duva!
00:38 If you don't take us serious, you're going to take us serious by the end of the season.
00:44 Number one seed on the line right now baby.
00:47 Duva!
00:48 Duva!
00:49 I will sell a fucking kidney to go to goddamn Vegas.
00:55 Duva!
00:56 What will happen to the city of Jacksonville if the Jags win a Super Bowl?
01:00 It's going to be fucking chaos bro.
01:02 If we win tonight, this whole shit runs through Duva.
01:05 They're a passionate fan base.
01:06 Between me and you, off camera, do you have a wrestling ring in your backyard, off camera?
01:10 I wish I did.
01:11 The whole state of Ohio sucks.
01:12 All they got is a fucking rock and roll hall of fame.
01:17 Who gives a shit?
01:18 Fucking kill Duva!
01:19 Is that true?
01:20 Some of it.
01:21 The Jags are going to win the Super Bowl baby!
01:22 What would you do for a Super Bowl?
01:23 Cut off all of my appendages and worm everywhere for the rest of my life for a fucking Super
01:24 Bowl baby.
01:25 This is lit as the kids said.
01:26 What would you do for a Jaguar Super Bowl?
01:27 Woo!
01:28 Anything.
01:29 Like what?
01:30 Anything!
01:31 Like what?
01:32 Anything!
01:33 Like what?
01:34 Anything!
01:35 More astronauts come from Ohio than anywhere else in the world.
01:36 I'm going to be a Jaguar.
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02:30 Yeah!
02:31 Yeah!
02:32 I knew that there was going to be a spin the bottle of tequila.
02:35 And I was going to say, I'm allergic, I can't do it.
02:37 Peer pressure, I don't do well.
02:38 I love them Jags, baby, let's go!
02:40 Jags are going to go all the way.
02:42 They're going all the way.
02:43 What would you do for Trevor Lawrence?
02:44 Everything.
02:45 Like what?
02:46 Like, like, eat his asshole.
02:49 I don't fucking know.
02:50 Yeah, I mean, could have said like, I don't know, buy a jersey.
02:55 I'm going to ride like my ghost, I'm going to ride around my city with my hands
02:58 trapped in my, because he want me dead, and make it back home.
03:02 He passed the test.
03:03 Fucked up shit.
03:05 I got a wrong tattoo.
03:08 It says Duval till die we instead of Duval till we die.
03:11 I fucked it up.
03:12 Fuck the bangle.
03:13 What do you have to say to Trevor Lawrence?
03:14 He's going to watch.
03:15 T-Law, you're a bad bitch.
03:17 Oh, sorry.
03:18 You can swear.
03:19 Fuck, ass, tit.
03:20 You're a bad ass tit bitch.
03:22 Jacksonville is the best city because we got rivers, oceans, we got it all.
03:27 Real estate, size, we're long and we're thick.
03:35 Fuck yeah.
03:36 Who are you fucking right now?
03:37 Uh, Joe Burrow's wife.
03:39 Guy-wise is gross, man.
03:40 That's just like canned trash.
03:42 You've never had it.
03:43 You've never had it.
03:44 If you're from a city that eats canned chili, go fuck yourself.
03:49 He's never had it.
03:50 I'm going to stick up for him.
03:51 I'm going to stick up for Cincy on this one.
03:52 This is one of the best interviewers I've had all day.
03:55 Right here.
03:56 Really?
03:57 You're like Joe Montana?
03:58 Yeah.
03:59 Yeah, I'm Joel Montana.
04:00 Joel Montana.
04:01 Look at that.
04:02 Look at that.
04:03 If this was a Chinese calendar, it'd be the year of the Jaguar.
04:08 Mic drop.
04:09 Alright, I'm good.
04:10 Thank you.
04:11 I just ate.
04:12 Fuck pussy.
04:13 You call me a pussy?
04:14 You just call me a pussy?
04:15 I'm bewildered.
04:16 We can do a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
04:17 Did you just do the shocker?
04:18 Are you the press?
04:19 I am.
04:21 I'm Dave.
04:22 I am.
04:23 I'm the pizza review guy.
04:24 Holy shit.
04:25 Yeah, I know.
04:26 Dude, I know.
04:27 Dude, I love you so much.
04:28 That's Frankie.
04:29 Are you Frankie?
04:30 Yes.
04:31 Are you fucking kidding me?
04:32 Dude, I watch you every day, bro.
04:33 I fucking love you.
04:34 Dude!
04:35 What do you do for a Jaguar Super Bowl?
04:36 I'll suck Keila's dick.
04:37 Can we get you a beer?
04:38 I'll suck Keila's dick.
04:39 I'll suck Keila's dick.
04:40 I'll suck Keila's dick.
04:41 I'll suck Keila's dick.
04:42 I'll suck Keila's dick.
04:43 I'll suck Keila's dick.
04:44 I'll suck Keila's dick.
04:45 I'll suck Keila's dick.
04:46 I'll suck Keila's dick.
04:49 Can we get you a 100-gram man?
04:50 Seriously.
04:51 We don't have Joe Burrow, but that's okay.
04:53 We got the JB2, Jake Browning.
04:56 And if not, we got McCarron coming in.
04:58 That doesn't inspire much hope.
05:00 McCarron just won some shit.
05:03 Oh, we got AJ McCarron.
05:05 Hootay! Hootay! Hootay! Hootay! Hootay! Hootay!
05:10 We're in a Hootay versus Tuvalu.
05:13 Duval!
05:17 We just left a slab.
05:18 What a scene.
05:19 Crushed some pirate water.
05:20 I'm on to number two already.
05:21 This place is everything I had hoped for and more.
05:23 Jacksonville fans are hilarious.
05:26 Let's keep it going.
05:27 Duval!
05:30 That was an aggressive Duval by that lady.
05:33 Duval?
05:34 Goofball.
05:36 I think he said goofball.
05:37 Jake Browning, fucking bitch.
05:40 Backup quarterback, fuck this kid.
05:42 Everybody has number nine jerseys on, you know why?
05:45 Because Joe Burrow is who they need.
05:47 Joe Burrow is all they have.
05:48 It's over.
05:49 We're blowing them out, but if we lose, if we lose, we suck.
05:51 Listen, man, they're a passionate bunch.
05:53 If you could say anything you want to anybody in the entire universe on camera, what would it be?
05:58 The bingles, because y'all ain't worth shit.
06:01 The Jags fans are going to make fun of me, but I wish I didn't drink that tequila.
06:04 [gurgling]
06:08 Duval!
06:11 [gurgling]
06:13 Sounds like a wild thornberry.
06:14 What does Trevor Lawrence mean to you?
06:15 Oh, I love him.
06:17 I don't love Marissa as much, but I like Trevor.
06:19 Who's Marissa?
06:20 His wife.
06:21 Like, she does too much. Like, settle down.
06:22 Marissa, settle down.
06:24 Settle down, Marissa.
06:25 What the fuck did Marissa do?
06:27 One word, Doug Peterson.
06:28 Fire.
06:31 Like, you want him to be fired, or he's fired?
06:33 It's all who day.
06:34 It's never Duval.
06:35 It's never Duval.
06:37 Who do you think will beat the bingles without Joe Burrow?
06:40 Maybe the Jags.
06:41 Duval!
06:42 What are you listening to?
06:44 They don't know, but they're going to learn today.
06:46 They are.
06:47 That's damn right.
06:48 It's just been getting wild.
06:49 We're outside the stadium.
06:50 I think it's time to crack something open.
06:52 These fans are ferocious.
06:53 Fuck the bingles.
06:54 They're going to eat our ass tonight.
06:56 They're going to the dirt where they belong.
06:59 Joe Burrow in the dirt.
07:02 The moral of the story is, don't be afraid to get your ass eaten.
07:06 I've been saying it for years.
07:07 The Jags are going to murder the bingles today.
07:10 We're going to kill them by 20 points tonight.
07:13 I would give up both of my parents for the rest of forever for a Jags Super Bowl.
07:20 I would donate plasma because I'm 10.
07:23 This guy's killing his parents and you're donating plasma?
07:26 People are sleeping on the Jacksonville Jaguar.
07:28 I've had enough of it.
07:29 Why is nobody talking about Jacksonville though?
07:30 Because they're just haters, bro.
07:31 When you great, they hate.
07:33 That's a bar.
07:34 It is a bar.
07:35 You know what I'm saying?
07:36 I actually made these.
07:37 Really?
07:38 Yeah.
07:39 Can you make me some?
07:40 I'm going to get you contacts right after this.
07:42 I'm going to mold you up.
07:43 Really?
07:44 Yeah.
07:45 I'm going to mold you up.
07:46 I don't know how, but I just got roped into buying grills.
07:48 Oh, man.
07:49 Who do you think I was?
07:50 The guy on the internet that asks these stupid questions.
07:54 See if people know.
07:55 Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no.
07:57 Definitely not me.
07:58 I kind of look like Blake Bortles.
07:59 Blake Bortles is the people's quarterback.
08:01 He is.
08:02 I don't give a fuck what y'all say.
08:03 Blake Bortles was the GOAT.
08:04 What would a Super Bowl mean to you?
08:06 It would mean I'm taking a trip.
08:08 [LAUGHTER]
08:10 In my Jagmobile.
08:12 [LAUGHTER]
08:13 All right, that's a wrap here in Jacksonville.
08:15 Shout out to all the Jags fans who showed up.
08:17 Shout out to the Bengals fans who showed up.
08:19 This has been a time and a half.
08:21 Pirate water.
08:22 We've responsibly been enjoying them all night.
08:24 Jags fans are very passionate.
08:26 They're slept on.
08:27 Not enough people are talking about them.
08:29 But we're here to give them some national coverage.
08:31 Pirate water, Jacksonville Jags.
08:33 That's a wrap, baby.
08:35 Until next time.
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