Bubble Gang: Magaling ka nga, uto-uto ka naman!
Aired (December 10, 2023): Work smarter not harder, kung may nagbibida-bida sa harap eh ‘di sa kanya mo ibigay ang trabaho.
Transcript
00:00 [music]
00:04 What's that?
00:07 You're pretending to be English speaking,
00:09 and after one sentence,
00:11 your words are all in Tagalog?
00:13 What's that?
00:15 Don't be like that!
00:17 Parol! Parol!
00:21 You're there!
00:22 Buy one take one, Kuya!
00:23 Buy one Parol!
00:24 It's Christmas!
00:26 Miss, buy me one!
00:29 Buy one Parol!
00:31 Parol! Buy one take one!
00:34 Parol!
00:36 Hey, you!
00:37 Oh, Susan!
00:38 It's you!
00:39 Oh, Susan!
00:40 How are you?
00:41 I'm fine.
00:42 You're fine?
00:43 Wait, you're selling Parol?
00:45 In fairness, that's a lot.
00:47 Oh, my!
00:48 My sister gave it to me.
00:50 It's a bit expensive.
00:52 Why?
00:53 Maybe you're not good at selling.
00:56 Not good?
00:58 Have you seen that?
00:59 That's it.
01:00 Buy one take one.
01:02 Wow!
01:03 That's why.
01:05 Wait, how much is one?
01:07 Five hundred.
01:08 Or two?
01:10 Or one thousand?
01:11 Wrong.
01:14 That's why you can't sell it.
01:16 Why is it wrong?
01:17 Of course.
01:18 Buy one take one.
01:19 Yes.
01:20 One should be cheaper.
01:21 You should give a discount to your customers
01:23 when they buy your item.
01:26 Oh, my!
01:27 Let it be, friend.
01:28 It's okay.
01:29 You're a man.
01:30 You can't sell.
01:31 Do you think you can sell if you have a discount?
01:35 Probably.
01:37 I don't believe you.
01:41 Okay, you sell this.
01:44 Are you challenging me?
01:45 Yes.
01:46 Really?
01:47 Challenge accepted.
01:48 Okay, prove it.
01:50 I'll leave you.
01:51 You're good.
01:52 I can do this.
01:53 Don't test me.
01:55 Oh, my!
01:57 I'm watching you.
01:58 I'm not a thief.
01:59 You're a gay.
02:00 Buy one take one.
02:03 Hello, guys.
02:06 Hi!
02:08 You look like a couple.
02:11 Come here, babe.
02:14 Susan!
02:21 You're so good.
02:25 I'm not a thief, Bernadette.
02:26 I'm a man.
02:28 Here it is.
02:29 This is the real discount.
02:32 The highest price of buy one take one.
02:34 Oh, my!
02:36 Yes, it's true.
02:38 I'm sorry.
02:40 You're expecting the income.
02:42 Of course, we give a discount.
02:44 But it's already carried.
02:45 Oh, my!
02:46 It's okay.
02:47 I don't care if I earn or not.
02:51 Huh?
02:53 Why?
02:54 I need a man here.
02:57 Because I want my boyfriend to date me.
03:00 Your boyfriend?
03:02 Yes.
03:03 Why?
03:04 He's handsome.
03:06 Okay, don't be too hasty.
03:08 Just stick this and the chair.
03:10 And the extension cord.
03:12 You can do it.
03:13 You're grown up now.
03:14 I wish I have a handsome boyfriend
03:17 who can hide his face from my friend.
03:19 Where am I?
03:21 Where am I?
03:23 What's that?
03:24 Your internet is weak
03:27 that's why you're off video in the Zoom meeting.
03:29 And what?
03:30 You're not answering the questions
03:32 because you're sleeping.
03:34 What's that?
03:36 Don't be like that.
03:39 You're not answering the questions.
03:41 Any time, any one, any how.
03:43 Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.
03:45 Click and subscribe now.
03:47 You know.
03:52 Click and subscribe now.
03:56 And subscribe now!
03:58 (upbeat music)