Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00 (bells jingling)
00:02 - Tando, age 30, single, alone.
00:07 ♪ The magic of Christmas is here ♪
00:19 - My first uma likes to remind me
00:22 of every chance she can get.
00:25 - Ow!
00:26 - I have a boyfriend, everyone.
00:36 (cat meowing)
00:38 - Christmas Eve, who's a night?
00:42 - 24 days with a twin boyfriend, so join.
00:44 - Right.
00:45 - What did you do?
00:46 - You've got to show those girls off, huh?
00:51 - How about you?
00:52 - How about I swear.
00:54 - You look like a punctuation mark.
00:57 - Oh, is it because I'm short?
00:59 - No, it's because you ruined the whole evening.
01:03 - One minute's a shorty,
01:06 the next minute, (speaking in foreign language)
01:09 - You're gonna enjoy the ben 10 benefits.
01:12 - I mean, more like ben five.
01:14 - No robes?
01:23 - Yeah.
01:24 (laughing)
01:26 - Gra, papa.
01:29 - Okay, when I clearly have options, I'll go with my nine.
01:33 - You got me good?
01:34 - I 100% know.
01:35 - What's wrong with me?
01:38 - Why can't I just find someone, someone to love me?
01:42 - I don't know who these men are,
01:44 but I do know they're fools.
01:46 - Tando, I just wish you were in your local field club
01:50 and you could go to one of the boyfriends.
01:52 - Carpenter, my girl, or rather carpenter penis.
01:56 (dramatic music)
01:59 (dramatic music)
02:03 (dramatic music)
02:06 (dramatic music)
02:08 (dramatic music)
02:11 (dramatic music)
02:14 [BLANK_AUDIO]