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Alex Borstein performs a music-infused stand-up special from The Wolford Theatre. | dG1fci1CRVNyUnV1ZUU
Transcript
00:00 I don't need to do this, I'm already on a TV show.
00:01 What am I doing?
00:02 (audience laughing)
00:03 (upbeat music)
00:06 You can have my uterus when you pry it from my hot wet.
00:11 Isn't that right, mommy, huh?
00:13 Is this what you envisioned when they said, "It's a girl!"
00:16 (audience laughing)
00:17 I still wear the ring.
00:19 Isn't that interesting?
00:20 There's a lot of reasons for that, I'll tell you.
00:21 I mean, first of all, I paid for it, so that's mine.
00:24 (upbeat music)
00:26 (upbeat music)
00:30 (upbeat music)
00:32 (upbeat music)
00:35 (upbeat music)
00:38 (upbeat music)
00:40 (explosion)

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