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00:00 So, last year, I self-diagnosed myself.
00:03 I thought it was celiac disease.
00:04 And let me tell you how relieved I am
00:06 to find out it was cancer.
00:08 I can eat regular pasta again.
00:11 Really, I'm not complaining.
00:13 I'm rich. I'm not, like, Republican 1% of rich,
00:15 but I do have two Patagonia jackets.
00:20 A lot of you guys are young and white.
00:21 I remember when I was young and white.
00:22 It was good.
00:23 I figured out how to make genocide work.
00:26 We've been doing it by race and religion.
00:28 We need to do it by obnoxiousness.
00:30 Anybody who says the phrase,
00:32 "I like their earlier work,"
00:33 they got to go.
00:35 [cheers and applause]
00:38 ♪♪